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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont like to moan about people but I find this this particular topic quite disgusting. Why when the local councils put specific bins around the countryside do some dog owners bag their dog's poop and then decorate the nearby trees with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they dont even pick it up round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I dont like to moan about people but I find this this particular topic quite disgusting. Why when the local councils put specific bins around the countryside do some dog owners bag their dog's poop and then decorate the nearby trees with it? "
there seems to be a growing trend of doggy poo mentioners on here.......lol...in response to the OP i have never seen anyone displaying this particular type of decorating ...tell us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree decorating with poop bags is bang out of order IMHO!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Tree decorating with poop bags is bang out of order IMHO! "
ive never seen it done, is it a new art form?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think during the winter, when the trees have no leaves.....it can look quite sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont like to moan about people but I find this this particular topic quite disgusting. Why when the local councils put specific bins around the countryside do some dog owners bag their dog's poop and then decorate the nearby trees with it? there seems to be a growing trend of doggy poo mentioners on here.......lol...in response to the OP i have never seen anyone displaying this particular type of decorating ...tell us more "
There are quite a scenic country walks near to where I live - Clent Hills, Baggeridge and the canal tow paths, being a keen runner I do my off road training on these paths. Every time I go out I see bags of dog shit tied up, where the owner has decided its the right thing to do to clean it up but can't be arsed to put the bag in the bins provided. They are left either on the floor or dangling from branches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think during the winter, when the trees have no leaves.....it can look quite sweet.

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Really? What will your Christmas Tree look like this year? Lol x x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Maybe if the bags were all green they would blend in?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny thing about it is that people moan, quite rightly so, about dog shit but the same people who also have a cat seem to think that it's perfectly ok for their cat to get booted out the house and shite in my garden, dig my plants up and generally be a pain in the arse ...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Dog poo makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's COS... they pick the shit up. They put it in the bag provided. They walk a distance with it. They think FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLL this is still steaming hot and stinking and there isn't a bin for another half an hours walk. So .... they put it somewhere else while no one is looking and walk on. It's better than dumping it on the floor. Maybe a council official will see it and bin it.

Solutions.

1. Ban dogs altogether.

2. Put bins every ten yards all over the planet.

3. Invent a Spray can of Instant shit Dessicator that chemically neutralises shit and turns it into soil.

4. Have Burt Kwok behind every bush , wall and car on the planet so he can Kill by Hand any dog owner who does not neutralise their shit.

5. Train dogs to shit at half six every morning on their own property.

6. Make any talk about shit positive. E.G. Oh what a nice shit your dog has done. Definitely a Chappie odour there. Chicken coloured tho ? Damn good size for a Daschund.

7. Don't talk about DOG SHIT at all. Specially here.

Thanks Gran x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. NO I haven't.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..

I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..

it is about confidence and self belief...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so right View. x

I was never embarrased carrying my dog's poo in a bag but bless him he went in one of two spots every single day. Always at the back of my house and i put it in the dog loo or as soon as he reached the field n then I'd not far to go to the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it great in the cold weather that the poop warms me hands up.

And the stuff in the garden....now how much better is that to pick up when its frozen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..

I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..

it is about confidence and self belief... "

@ Fendi clutch!

You crack me up!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Are the dogs climbing the trees to poop ?

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..

I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..

it is about confidence and self belief... "

your lucky freezer bags can hold it - mine needs carrier bags on the rare occasion he doesn't just walk for miles then come home and do it in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a nice well known walk here in leicester (great central railway) well it was nice until the dog shit started appearing in bags at the foot of every lamp post

It's horrible, take it back home!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a box of scented nappy sacks, they are just the thing for carrying my dogs poo.

In my last home I had a doggy loo in the garden....you bury it up to its lid, put some biodegradable stuff in then fire the poo's in and they dissolve and get harmlessly absorbed into the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a nice well known walk here in leicester (great central railway) well it was nice until the dog shit started appearing in bags at the foot of every lamp post

It's horrible, take it back home!

Tony "

No. You can have it xx

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Well we only have a Yorkie, so not much poo to worry about, I normally pick it up and bin it in the correct bin, but in recent weeks I bring it in doors and bung it on our coal fire! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we only have a Yorkie, so not much poo to worry about, I normally pick it up and bin it in the correct bin, but in recent weeks I bring it in doors and bung it on our coal fire! Lol "

You heard of Glade Candles ?

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"P.S. NO I haven't. "

Its all right Granny, we will let you out for a walk later.....

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!

I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!

I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before.... "

by a dog ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tree decorating with poop bags is bang out of order IMHO! "

I've a notion there was a thead about this a while back. Some daytime tv prog had been alerted to the problem by a local resident and had gone off to find rows of tree and bushes with bags of dog shit hanging from the branches.

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD


"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!

I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....

by a dog ?"

Could have come out of a Camel if I didnt know better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And lets not forget cats and cat shit...

They never crap in their own gardens...

just mine me thinks

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

My cat uses my next door neighbours garden as his personal toilet...

Her cat uses mine for the same purpose...

It's like a Shit Exchange arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i aint got one to swap....

Its all one sided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And lets not forget cats and cat shit...

They never crap in their own gardens...

just mine me thinks "

I mentioned them earlier in the thread but no-one seemed to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare they ...

tis important...cat crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!"

You sound like a bit of an angry fella

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!"

wow...

have you considered you may have some anger issues ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is arson not still against the law in this country ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!"

You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!

You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt""

Would that be before or after you've set fire to their doorstep

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Makes you kind of glad that we don't have the same gun laws as the United States doesn't it?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

can only imagine what would happen if you went for the 7.17 bus... and it arrived at 7.19...

devastation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta wonder if he'll shoot the driver, chop his hands off or set fire to his bus - or maybe a combination of all 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!

I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....

by a dog ?

Could have come out of a Camel if I didnt know better!!! "

Well how big was it ? Bigger than a bread bin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog poo makes me gag "

Try adding more Ketchup...

Alternatively just avoid McDonalds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.

or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.

brings it home doesnt it.

dirty bastards!

You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt""

Flange to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...

and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...

and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel.. "

I tried that too- am now reduced to the scented nappy bags and red bins.....I carry it for miles before I can deposit it, but then again- in this weather- a wee, warm bag in each hand works better than gloves, thank goodness I have two dogs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is like a car crash...I knew if I read it I wouldn't like it...my face is screwed up now...I got to the end though through morbid fascination. I had corned beef hash for tea. I feel quite sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground? "

I don't fling....I carry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground?

I don't fling....I carry!"

Some do though, I saw it with my own eyes! I challenged him too, he was most indignant about it. Silly man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...

and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel.. "

Is that like training men to eat pineapple so that their cum tastes sweet?

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By *raeme_R_BellMan
over a year ago

Washington

lol ive tryd to trian my dog to use the loo only thing to do now is trian him to wipe his ass then flush lol

then when he gos walkies he dont have to poo all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground?

I don't fling....I carry!

Some do though, I saw it with my own eyes! I challenged him too, he was most indignant about it. Silly man. "

I believe you- it annoys the hell out of me when they're being arseholes about it....literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the snowy situation seems to encourage a proliferation of dog shit. disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are dog owners and always pick up, nothing better than feeling warm poo through a thin plastic bag

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

This thread has turned out to be one of the funniest on here at the moment

Some of the comments are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this cold weather amuse the kids by collecting dog turds, only the round turds ones though, drill holes through them, put them on shoe laces and play poo conkers. The brittle ones shatter like glass, but the more malleable ones just change shape.

Don't try to harden them up by putting them in the oven like you do with real conkers though.

And how do I know all this?

Well we were poor when we were kids and couldn't afford real conkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats nothin'...

Yer should see how WE played Poo Sticks...

An you try tellin' kids of today....

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