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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome to pt. 2 glad you could make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening Ms. Stretchy

Part one closed before I could reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretchy what was you busy doing???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

For fuck's sake Dan you are doing ma head in now and Agnetha Fältskog doesn't appreciate either

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Good evening Ms. Stretchy

Part one closed before I could reply "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very quiet tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For fuck's sake Dan you are doing ma head in now and Agnetha Fältskog doesn't appreciate either "

Eh? What have I done?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???"

Practicing photography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 'n' out, night all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight "

Too quiet said Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography"

can i/we see the results please?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all! "

Good evening Mr. Polar

Don't forget to shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight "

Very

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx "

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all! "

Evening PB

Night PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol"

K cool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb "

It really is isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed time for me guys night all, have fun xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

K cool xx"

ANd battery charge lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I only did the (gyyyyyy)iy thing because the imbecile that lives in the flat below me had a sizeable chunk taken out of his belly yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bed time for me guys night all, have fun xx"

Nighty night Robbo filthy dreams dude

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Bed time for me guys night all, have fun xx"

Good night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol"

Its amazing what you can do on your own with a camera and timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all!

Good evening Mr. Polar

Don't forget to shake it all about "

Haha! No shaking tonight, as they say I'm f*d!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed time for me guys night all, have fun xx"

Night night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it"

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all!

Evening PB

Night PB "

Ships passing lol, night HnH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all!

Good evening Mr. Polar

Don't forget to shake it all about

Haha! No shaking tonight, as they say I'm f*d! "

Wish I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier "

I need to be kept awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 'n' out, night all!

Evening PB

Night PB

Ships passing lol, night HnH "

I thought you meant you weren't staying

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Its amazing what you can do on your own with a camera and timer "

Did I say I was on my own?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

I need to be kept awake "

I'm fading fast tbh might have a kip

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

I need to be kept awake

I'm fading fast tbh might have a kip "

A kip at work?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol"

Evening Miss Brighton.....

Practicing photography ...eh....a woman of many talents......

You had a nice day ?? ?

I've been for a drink with my daughter.....she paid for everything...a first xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Evening Miss Brighton.....

Practicing photography ...eh....a woman of many talents......

You had a nice day ?? ?

I've been for a drink with my daughter.....she paid for everything...a first xx"

Hiya, It's bee ok. Starting to get a headache now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

I need to be kept awake

I'm fading fast tbh might have a kip

A kip at work?"

Yeah got an hour break in a bit might just set my alarm.and have a snooze

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

I need to be kept awake

I'm fading fast tbh might have a kip

A kip at work?

Yeah got an hour break in a bit might just set my alarm.and have a snooze "

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Its amazing what you can do on your own with a camera and timer

Did I say I was on my own? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very quiet tonight

Too quiet said Rhubarb

It really is isn't it

Gives me a chance to perv pics easier

I need to be kept awake

I'm fading fast tbh might have a kip "

Lucky you

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Its amazing what you can do on your own with a camera and timer

Did I say I was on my own?

"

Hehehe

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Evening Miss Brighton.....

Practicing photography ...eh....a woman of many talents......

You had a nice day ?? ?

I've been for a drink with my daughter.....she paid for everything...a first xx

Hiya, It's bee ok. Starting to get a headache now though "

A big glass of water is usually good for a headache....and then bed !!!...on your own !!

Photography is addictive...once you take some nice pix..you're hooked x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Evening Miss Brighton.....

Practicing photography ...eh....a woman of many talents......

You had a nice day ?? ?

I've been for a drink with my daughter.....she paid for everything...a first xx

Hiya, It's bee ok. Starting to get a headache now though

A big glass of water is usually good for a headache....and then bed !!!...on your own !!

Photography is addictive...once you take some nice pix..you're hooked x"

I've got plenty of water x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretchy what was you busy doing???

Practicing photography can i/we see the results please?? Xx

Need to crop some and get rid of my facce from them lol

Its amazing what you can do on your own with a camera and timer

Did I say I was on my own?

Hehehe"

It is more fun to take them with someone else

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away "

hi sweet man..mmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx "

Watch what, I'm lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away "

Evening bladey it's about time you turned up

You ok hun

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

hi sweet man..mmmm xx "

Well hello stranger fancy seeing you here xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost "

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Oi you lot you went and hid again

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

hi sweet man..mmmm xx

Well hello stranger fancy seeing you here xxx"

stranger than what???...lolol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Evening bladey it's about time you turned up

You ok hun "

Have you missed me sweet haha

Yes im good thanks. Much better mood than last night so all is well or at least for now x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oi you lot you went and hid again "

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx "

I'm not talking to you anymore

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

hi sweet man..mmmm xx

Well hello stranger fancy seeing you here xxx

stranger than what???...lolol "

I quite like strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Evening bladey it's about time you turned up

You ok hun

Have you missed me sweet haha

Yes im good thanks. Much better mood than last night so all is well or at least for now x"

I can tell

It's nice to see the normal bladey around

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot you went and hid again

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxx"

thankyou suzy that would be nice xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore "

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oi you lot you went and hid again "

Hi vodds xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Evening bladey it's about time you turned up

You ok hun

Have you missed me sweet haha

Yes im good thanks. Much better mood than last night so all is well or at least for now x

I can tell

It's nice to see the normal bladey around "

He likes to hide. What can i say. Im a little tinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx"

Give me a clue......pretty please

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oi you lot you went and hid again

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxxthankyou suzy that would be nice xx"

sets out tray with fondant fancies, battenburg and carrot cake on a display stand and puts teapot, milk sugar and bone china cup and saucer with spoon and come and puts it within reach of _oddy...help yourself honey..thanks for looking after us so well..we appreciate you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Evening bladey it's about time you turned up

You ok hun

Have you missed me sweet haha

Yes im good thanks. Much better mood than last night so all is well or at least for now x

I can tell

It's nice to see the normal bladey around

He likes to hide. What can i say. Im a little tinker "

He's definitely back

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please "

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oi you lot you went and hid again

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxxthankyou suzy that would be nice xx

sets out tray with fondant fancies, battenburg and carrot cake on a display stand and puts teapot, milk sugar and bone china cup and saucer with spoon and come and puts it within reach of _oddy...help yourself honey..thanks for looking after us so well..we appreciate you x"

Sneaks up knicks the marzipan and runs off giggling..... yep im baddddd

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oi you lot you went and hid again

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxxthankyou suzy that would be nice xx

sets out tray with fondant fancies, battenburg and carrot cake on a display stand and puts teapot, milk sugar and bone china cup and saucer with spoon and come and puts it within reach of _oddy...help yourself honey..thanks for looking after us so well..we appreciate you x

Sneaks up knicks the marzipan and runs off giggling..... yep im baddddd "

where are those cuffs??? xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please "

I know i know but not saying a word. I like my tackle where it is

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening mr blade y xxx how u diddling Be afraid next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath "

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oi you lot you went and hid again

hi _oddy ive got some cake tonight..would you like a piece with a cuppa as you usually do it for us? xxxthankyou suzy that would be nice xx

sets out tray with fondant fancies, battenburg and carrot cake on a display stand and puts teapot, milk sugar and bone china cup and saucer with spoon and come and puts it within reach of _oddy...help yourself honey..thanks for looking after us so well..we appreciate you x

Sneaks up knicks the marzipan and runs off giggling..... yep im baddddd

where are those cuffs??? xx "

Woohoooooo jackpot. You could of said that was all i had to do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Thankyou suzy mmmmm home made carrot cake xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

I know i know but not saying a word. I like my tackle where it is "

I can fall out with you as well you know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening mr blade y xxx how u diddling Be afraid next week. "

Why whats happening next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on "

Same, I don't feel comfortable without one on if I'm moving around. Unless of course I'm in bed with someone

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

I know i know but not saying a word. I like my tackle where it is

I can fall out with you as well you know "

Fall out with me never. We been threw way to much mwhahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

Same, I don't feel comfortable without one on if I'm moving around. Unless of course I'm in bed with someone "

Never ever go out without 1 on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I put a request in for Suzy to stop being so sexy or what

Nah fuck it, stay the way you are

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening mr blade y xxx how u diddling Be afraid next week.

Why whats happening next week "

a long walk off Wigan pier if u dont behave

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

Hiya mate last shift if i remember right. Hope alls going well

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on "

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

I know i know but not saying a word. I like my tackle where it is

I can fall out with you as well you know

Fall out with me never. We been threw way to much mwhahaha xx"

We have had some deep and meaningful nights.....bloody hell that could sound wrong in a different context

Was that a kiss with a laugh at the end of it

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

Same, I don't feel comfortable without one on if I'm moving around. Unless of course I'm in bed with someone

Never ever go out without 1 on "

I do if I'm on holiday and going from my room to the pool lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening mr blade y xxx how u diddling Be afraid next week.

Why whats happening next week a long walk off Wigan pier if u dont behave "

Come and have a go if ya think your fast enough..... notice I changed that a tad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Sorry to the boss man for being late and because I'll not be stopping just a glass well ok maybe 2 and I'm away

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Hiya mate last shift if i remember right. Hope alls going well "

Yeah last one thank God. All's good in da hood

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars "

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I put a request in for Suzy to stop being so sexy or what

Nah fuck it, stay the way you are "

thankyou x i shall remain as i am, at the request of almost everyone i know xx good job really, id be miserable as anyone else

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

I know i know but not saying a word. I like my tackle where it is

I can fall out with you as well you know

Fall out with me never. We been threw way to much mwhahaha xx

We have had some deep and meaningful nights.....bloody hell that could sound wrong in a different context

Was that a kiss with a laugh at the end of it "

I thought it would be safe as im not on the hnh perv phone haha yes it was my evil giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?"

Its nice but....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up "

I think im not alone when i say we may need proof of such things

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot "

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I put a request in for Suzy to stop being so sexy or what

Nah fuck it, stay the way you are

thankyou x i shall remain as i am, at the request of almost everyone i know xx good job really, id be miserable as anyone else "

Don't you dare every change

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but...."

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot "

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up "

they look lovely to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx"

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was that a kiss with a laugh at the end of it

I thought it would be safe as im not on the hnh perv phone haha yes it was my evil giggle "

Haha it messed up earlier but it's been well behaved lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please "

I like bewbs what can I say

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I put a request in for Suzy to stop being so sexy or what

Nah fuck it, stay the way you are

thankyou x i shall remain as i am, at the request of almost everyone i know xx good job really, id be miserable as anyone else

Don't you dare every change "

thankyou honey xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already "

Well said.... I second that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that "

i nearly choked on my tea at that...hahahaha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that "

push your boundaries lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me "

And me. Shy little giggle

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

I like bewbs what can I say "

Ok I'm going to try one more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that

i nearly choked on my tea at that...hahahaha"

What? I am shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

I think im not alone when i say we may need proof of such things "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that "

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that

i nearly choked on my tea at that...hahahaha

What? I am shy "

*cough* tell that *cough* to the layby on the a1 hehhehehe

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

I think im not alone when i say we may need proof of such things

"

Oops auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

I like bewbs what can I say

Ok I'm going to try one more "

Again, nice pice but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle "

You trying to be shy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

nocturnal roll call social and calendar shoot in time for chistmas pressies..all for charity of course...great idea xx

Ermmmm....no. I'm far too shy for anything like that

i nearly choked on my tea at that...hahahaha"

I did choke.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha "

NOTED!! right you haveto do it now dan, bladey is gorgeous xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I put a request in for Suzy to stop being so sexy or what

Nah fuck it, stay the way you are

thankyou x i shall remain as i am, at the request of almost everyone i know xx good job really, id be miserable as anyone else

Don't you dare every change

thankyou honey xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha "

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

I like bewbs what can I say

Ok I'm going to try one more

Again, nice pice but...."

Ok i'll change it back but the corset is the one I hoped would arrive in time for the weekend. I even managed to get it on myself!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy "

I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

I like bewbs what can I say

Ok I'm going to try one more

Again, nice pice but....

Ok i'll change it back but the corset is the one I hoped would arrive in time for the weekend. I even managed to get it on myself!!!"

It looks very nice shame it didn't arrive in time

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously. "

the duck could be held in strategic places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

the duck could be held in strategic places "

Over my face

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"One of my new photos, is this better than the old one Dan?

Its nice but....

Photo wise you're a tough man to please

I like bewbs what can I say

Ok I'm going to try one more

Again, nice pice but....

Ok i'll change it back but the corset is the one I hoped would arrive in time for the weekend. I even managed to get it on myself!!!

It looks very nice shame it didn't arrive in time "

Oh well next time

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am "

youre with me.....that fib, it wont wash any more...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am "

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously. "

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

the duck could be held in strategic places

Over my face "

definately not, you have beautiful eyes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

youre with me.....that fib, it wont wash any more...hehehe "

Damn. Didn't think of that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha"

note to self pack cuffs and camera..mwhhahahaha

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha"

Could always try lots of different poses and filters on the pics e.g. black/white or sepia or full colour

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then "

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha

note to self pack cuffs and camera..mwhhahahaha"

So long as the camera points both way im very game..... and shy of course

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha

note to self pack cuffs and camera..mwhhahahaha

So long as the camera points both way im very game..... and shy of course "

ill put the cuffs on and feed you marizipan, you wont notice your clothes are missing

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking "

I'm only joking

Come back

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

Me never but hey it might be a laff with the girls and besides we get editors choice haha

note to self pack cuffs and camera..mwhhahahaha

So long as the camera points both way im very game..... and shy of course

ill put the cuffs on and feed you marizipan, you wont notice your clothes are missing "

Sounds like a plan to me. I lurve marzipan ohh and squerty cream

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot"

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back "

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now "

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am "

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss "

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"hot and horny...i can do that just watch :P

ace, hi and.... would i what??

hello everyone else x story is coming along mightily fine...and i got distracted by talking to someone lovely xx

Watch what, I'm lost

part 1 you said i couldnt keep my costume a secret...and i just said watch me xx

I'm not talking to you anymore

until you read my story..then you mightxx love you anyway xx

Give me a clue......pretty please

oh ok...ill be naked underneath

Well that's a bloody rubbish clue

I'll be naked under mine too apart from a bra, I can't go out without a bra on

yes im only just learning to do that myself..when i learnt it was only my nipples that were illegal, i started wanting to rebel...burn the bras i say, or put them in the cupboard and save them for family do's and weddings and funerals...i dont want to tease any vicars

I could never do it

My boobs don't sit in the right place without some scaffolding to lift them up

they look lovely to me

And me. Shy little giggle

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really "

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would "

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there "

Did you sort the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ladies. Who thinks the boss man here should do a calender shoot

Fuck right off. I've seen enough already

Well said.... I second that

Tell you what though if you do i will but the ladys must be in it to haha

The idea of me being photographed is quite terrifying I'm not confident enough for something like that....seriously.

the duck could be held in strategic places

Over my face

definately not, you have beautiful eyes "

Bless you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls "

Who are these girls you keep talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been sleeping Dan

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls "

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there

Did you sort the room"

No they all want silly money. 1 last try tomorrow then im sacking it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan "

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, the night draws on, and it's time for this old fart to leave you bright young snappers and clubbers to plot how to get Dan to strip for the camera. (If all else fails I suggest large quantities of booze)

G'night all, - see you on the flip side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well, the night draws on, and it's time for this old fart to leave you bright young snappers and clubbers to plot how to get Dan to strip for the camera. (If all else fails I suggest large quantities of booze)

G'night all, - see you on the flip side."

goodnight happy sweet dreams xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly..."

Yes it was and i think you'll find your wrong on your boobs bum and belly so full house to me i think ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly..."

Don't be so sure, Suzy. The queue's already forming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly..."

I fail to see how anyone would want to see my saggy bits tbh I blame Voddy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well, the night draws on, and it's time for this old fart to leave you bright young snappers and clubbers to plot how to get Dan to strip for the camera. (If all else fails I suggest large quantities of booze)

G'night all, - see you on the flip side."

Night mate take care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, the night draws on, and it's time for this old fart to leave you bright young snappers and clubbers to plot how to get Dan to strip for the camera. (If all else fails I suggest large quantities of booze)

G'night all, - see you on the flip side."

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there

Did you sort the room

No they all want silly money. 1 last try tomorrow then im sacking it. "

Does that mean you might not be coming

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly...

Yes it was and i think you'll find your wrong on your boobs bum and belly so full house to me i think ha "

shit you are right, you did say if dan and ladies would do it...well unpack the camera then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked "

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy "

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there

Did you sort the room

No they all want silly money. 1 last try tomorrow then im sacking it.

Does that mean you might not be coming "

Will no better tomorrow sweet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly...

Yes it was and i think you'll find your wrong on your boobs bum and belly so full house to me i think ha

shit you are right, you did say if dan and ladies would do it...well unpack the camera then "

Now whos shy haha xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly...

Yes it was and i think you'll find your wrong on your boobs bum and belly so full house to me i think ha

shit you are right, you did say if dan and ladies would do it...well unpack the camera then

Now whos shy haha xx"

im not shy..just not keen on a load of nekkid pics of me being taken, lots of gorgeous girls on here, no one needs mine up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx"

It's OK I've got my monster out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You trying to be shy

I am

Hahahahahaha

Sorry I thought you were being serious for a minute then

Your being mean now.... walks off sulking

I'm only joking

Come back

Pffft you think im that easy...... well ye guess i am

I never mentioned easy

You know you love me really

Hmmmm ye guess you got me there

Did you sort the room

No they all want silly money. 1 last try tomorrow then im sacking it.

Does that mean you might not be coming

Will no better tomorrow sweet "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

It's OK I've got my monster out "

hahahahaha..you lucky woman you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

It's OK I've got my monster out

hahahahaha..you lucky woman you xxx "

Naughty

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

It's OK I've got my monster out

hahahahaha..you lucky woman you xxx

Naughty "

I bet you love a tasty monster

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

It's OK I've got my monster out

hahahahaha..you lucky woman you xxx

Naughty "

i have to admit..i never said i wasnt

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Actully bladey you said ud do it if you were fed marzipan

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx

It's OK I've got my monster out

hahahahaha..you lucky woman you xxx

Naughty

i have to admit..i never said i wasnt "

I can vouch for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy "

Its...going...soooo...slow

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Actully bladey you said ud do it if you were fed marzipan "

yes! yes he did..awesome _oddy..you saved the day!! mwhhahha get out of that one bladey

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

Evening all x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ooooo good idea suzy. A dan n bladey shoot

i cant believe bladey agreed to it..however he cant back out now

Errr there was a condition in there little miss

yeah you said youd do it if dan would

I said WITH the girls and by the way your 1 of them girls

actually you didnt scroll back to when you agreed to do it..the additional clauses werent in the original contract and...

no one wants to see my boobs, bum and belly...

I fail to see how anyone would want to see my saggy bits tbh I blame Voddy "

thinks ile just have to keep perving dan then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Actully bladey you said ud do it if you were fed marzipan "

And if the ladys joined come 1st. Scroll higher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been sleeping Dan

I've been drifting in and out, it's dragging like mad tonight and I feel zonked

It's vile, I'm the same, my eyes feel really heavy

hands hot and dan some matchsticks and some lucozade xx"

Thankyou xx

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