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By *icky1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Has anyone had a meet with s 99 year old ????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After we finished making love we opened her birthday card from the queen together.

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By *aughtyMinxLikes YouWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

There is a 74 Year old on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we finished making love we opened her birthday card from the queen together."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was gonna say, ain't that discriminating against 100 yr olds?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm planning on still being here when I'm 99.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met 2 45 year olds, does that count

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Lol I'm 94 had no compliants yet

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we finished making love we opened her birthday card from the queen together.

"

It was a special moment.

I had to read the card to her as she couldn't see the writing properly. I probably shouldn't have cum on her face that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After we finished making love we opened her birthday card from the queen together.

It was a special moment.

I had to read the card to her as she couldn't see the writing properly. I probably shouldn't have cum on her face that night."

Or at least helped her wipe it off her glasses!!

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By *icky1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"After we finished making love we opened her birthday card from the queen together.

It was a special moment.

I had to read the card to her as she couldn't see the writing properly. I lol probably shouldn't have cum o her face that night."
lol

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

It's terrible how it doesn't go above 99 years! Talk about age discrimination

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"Lol I'm 94 had no compliants yet "

You had to kidnap them kicking and screaming?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield


"Lol I'm 94 had no compliants yet

You had to kidnap them kicking and screaming?"
haha I'm to old for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget 99..I want a 69

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Has anyone had a meet with s 99 year old ???? "

Wonder if you get a flake with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

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By *icky1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Once chatting to a 18yr for half hr yhen she told me she was 15 block to yoing lol

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Out of interest, I just searched over 80 and the oldest (who seemed genuinely that age) that I could find was 86 well done that horny old man!

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By *icky1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

You think the QUEEN has ever had a look at fabswingers ????

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley


"Out of interest, I just searched over 80 and the oldest (who seemed genuinely that age) that I could find was 86 well done that horny old man!"

We plan to break that record. Only a couple of decades to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx"

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney"

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old "

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old

"

don't wink!!! i can feel the grey hairs sprouting lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old

don't wink!!! i can feel the grey hairs sprouting lmao"

A bit of grey turns me on

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old

don't wink!!! i can feel the grey hairs sprouting lmao"
Woah I'm grey!! Well I prefer silver

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"No 99 year olds. I ONLY meet 18 year olds.

-Courtney

damn first time i can say on here that i feel too old

don't wink!!! i can feel the grey hairs sprouting lmao

A bit of grey turns me on

-Courtney"

haha which of the 50 shades?

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention."

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx"

can you construct a maze in under 60 seconds?... if so i may have a job for you hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx"

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?"

Well it started out that way, but we can't and/don't control our meets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think the QUEEN has ever had a look at fabswingers ???? "

.....no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?

Well it started out that way, but we can't and/don't control our meets xx"

You just said as a rule you never meet them, your maze is confusing you

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?

Well it started out that way, but we can't and/don't control our meets xx

You just said as a rule you never meet them, your maze is confusing you "

That's the point, if you find it confusing your not for us xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?

Well it started out that way, but we can't and/don't control our meets xx"

I originally left it at 18-99 because age was the last thing I'd consider. After seeing a lot of people saying similar to you I figured I'd narrow it down a bit. Still dont care too much about age but seems needs must and all that.

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

It doesn't mean they don't pay attention.

Yes it does, our profile is a carefully constructed maze, designed to fine out the herd xx

So none of your playmates have 18-99 on their profiles and you wouldn't play with anyone who did, is that right?

Well it started out that way, but we can't and/don't control our meets xx

You just said as a rule you never meet them, your maze is confusing you "

That's the point, if you find it confusing your not for us xx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

not from here but was 90

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx"

but you have ?

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"As a rule we never meet people with that on there profile, we like people who pay attention xx

but you have ?"

Well we try but nobody is prefect, we roughly meet 1 in 31 xx

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By *izmeCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes I'm with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met 2 45 year olds, does that count "

Obviously not.

A 50 year old and a 49 year old might count, though you obviously can't

Can I be apply for the role of Maths Police???

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm opening the fab care home, with a lot of us already having reserved spaces. We're going on till we can't.

Dungeon, wet play area, fit strapping lads popping in for us who like them, attractive nurses and care 'assistants' and it all converts to look respectably naff, for when your non scene family and friends visit. Fake piss puddles under Tina and others, who'll be restrained in their chairs. And endless daytime tv, instead of the usual porn we watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm opening the fab care home, with a lot of us already having reserved spaces. We're going on till we can't.

Dungeon, wet play area, fit strapping lads popping in for us who like them, attractive nurses and care 'assistants' and it all converts to look respectably naff, for when your non scene family and friends visit. Fake piss puddles under Tina and others, who'll be restrained in their chairs. And endless daytime tv, instead of the usual porn we watch. "

I wouldn't want my family thinking I watched Jeremy Kyle. Porn would be more socially accepable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit if somebody's preference is 18 to 99 it doesn't show a massive amount of fussy Ness and let's face it a lot of the blokes on here would shag a barber shop floor I've seen people in their 90s as I work with them they're very frail the majority of them and I can't see them indulging in sexual activity

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

My Husbands first encounter was with a middle aged lady love him to tell me about it never get feed up of the story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think the QUEEN has ever had a look at fabswingers ???? "

Liznphil4bbc got blocked last week by iownharrods just saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age range sounds wide, but if you think about it my age is almost in the middle (ish) I wrestled with putting 60 as my upper limit, because women can still be sensual and attractive in mid to late 60s and with the population getting fitter and living longer, the "little old lady" is going to be replaced by happy filthy grandma, good on ya though I say.

Now, how old is Hellen Mirren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had a meet with s 99 year old ???? "

Yeah I have,,,, although he didn't strike me as an altogether honest chap ....

He swore he was straight even though he loved sucking cock......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My age range sounds wide, but if you think about it my age is almost in the middle (ish) I wrestled with putting 60 as my upper limit, because women can still be sensual and attractive in mid to late 60s and with the population getting fitter and living longer, the "little old lady" is going to be replaced by happy filthy grandma, good on ya though I say.

Now, how old is Hellen Mirren "
my oldest female fb is 65 she gets wetter and stays wet longer than woman half her age and boy can she take a good session age is def not a limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had a meet with s 99 year old ????

Yeah I have,,,, although he didn't strike me as an altogether honest chap ....

He swore he was straight even though he loved sucking cock...... "
a walk on the bi side lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts on it are that if people can't understand the fact that someone completing their profile just hasn't deemed it necessary to click every little drop down menu, then they must be daft.

But then a lot of things are taken so damn literally on this site that I'm not in the slightest bit surprised. You can't even click a smiley without someone making an analysis of your mood and personality.

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing


"I'm opening the fab care home, with a lot of us already having reserved spaces. We're going on till we can't.

Dungeon, wet play area, fit strapping lads popping in for us who like them, attractive nurses and care 'assistants' and it all converts to look respectably naff, for when your non scene family and friends visit. Fake piss puddles under Tina and others, who'll be restrained in their chairs. And endless daytime tv, instead of the usual porn we watch. "

Bugger the TV instead of Porn...ejukate the youngsters sez I.

And why bother with the fake piss puddles when there's all that real purvey stuff in there?

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By *icky1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I want to watch over 70 cpl having sex might learn something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't care it says 18-99 on our profile anyone who has an issue with that then bye bye, we find it very restrictive to have an age range other than that, say we put 29 to 49 what happens if a lovely couple we are talking to suddenly turn 50 on here? Now they can't message us lol x

It's a dead issue really do people go oh we won't talk to them they would meet a 99 year old, pathetic! It's a drop down box that defaults to 18 to 99 we've left it as that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv met a few ppl in there late 60s and always had fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Mother thought up the idea. Original swinger ??

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