FabSwingers.com forum: What women want ?????

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all different so you will never get to know that answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean

What women want!!!!!

What DO women want?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moral of the movie is listen. You don't have to be psychic for that, but he only started to listen when he could hear their thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the lady. My ex wife wanted money

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What women want"

You could dedicate a forum room for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they can never have...world domination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate covered nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

"Chocolate covered nuts

That can be arranged

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What they can never have...world domination. "

That's what you think bub.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

They want not to be interrupted.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats."

and kittens and rainbows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate covered nuts

That can be arranged

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats.

and kittens and rainbows

And a unicorn. THX118 promised me a unicorn ages ago and never got me one

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

I can though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evidently she meant Brazilian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

I can though

Far out! Al Green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!"

But what if you really think she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh coffee 24/7

Sex as soon as I wake up

Happiness

Fun

New experiences

Shoes and bags

Someone to shop for me as I hate it

Fat free delicious chocolate

Men to stop asking

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats.

and kittens and rainbows

And a unicorn. THX118 promised me a unicorn ages ago and never got me one

We're all still waiting for Bladey fan club badges too.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!

But what if you really think she is

Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats.

and kittens and rainbows

And a unicorn. THX118 promised me a unicorn ages ago and never got me one

We're all still waiting for Bladey fan club badges too....."

I don't want one of those.

I want my unicorn.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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my face between their legs hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh coffee 24/7

Sex as soon as I wake up

Happiness

Fun

New experiences

Shoes and bags

Someone to shop for me as I hate it

Fat free delicious chocolate

Men to stop asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

I was gonna say, pretty sure women have been in charge most of the time anyway, but letting the men think they've got it their way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mulberry handbag, and some shoes. Oh, and some wine.

And Malteasers.

And a basket of fluffy puppies to cuddle.

And some roller skates

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

I can though

Far out! Al Green? "

Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my face between their legs hopefully

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

I can though

Far out! Al Green?

Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls?"

Only if I am entangled in coitus with a wench singing in the timbre of Barry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and bingo.

And vodka.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What they can never have...world domination.

That's what you think bub.

If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.

I can though

Far out! Al Green?

Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls?

Only if I am entangled in coitus with a wench singing in the timbre of Barry.

Lol, charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!

But what if you really think she is

Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.

Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

"Chocolate covered nuts

That can be arranged

Really

You even get to choose whether the nuts are coated in white, milk or dark chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate covered nuts

That can be arranged

Really

You even get to choose whether the nuts are coated in white, milk or dark chocolate

All 3 I'm greedy

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!

But what if you really think she is

Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.

Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them

I don't mind being told

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Don't even think about it.

by the time you work it out,

they'll have changed their minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's easier to say what they don't want...

Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting

Try throwing in some humour and be original!

But what if you really think she is

Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.

Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them

I don't mind being told

Well, looking at your pics, I just wouldn't know where to start, just divine gorgeous lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I'd settle for a bar of fruit & nut...

Large please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6ft + man of pure chocolate covered skin that's very well endowed dressed up as a firefighter ready to go to work and put their flames out......

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way of predicting that - women often don't know what they want themselves - and the closer we get to finding our the more unpredictable they become.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour chocolate down my torso and lick it up with dim light in the room

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Pour chocolate down my torso and lick it up with dim light in the room

Milk or plain?

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over a year ago

"Pour chocolate down my torso and lick it up with dim light in the room

Milk or plain?

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That depends of your taste, what about dark choklate?, milk as well

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Pour chocolate down my torso and lick it up with dim light in the room

Milk or plain?

That depends of your taste, what about dark choklate?, milk as well

Stick on some haribos and that would be wonderful

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"A 6ft + man of pure chocolate covered skin that's very well endowed dressed up as a firefighter ready to go to work and put their flames out......

????"

Surely women want their flames lighting!

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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago

wigan/bolton

You know how on fab, as a woman, you can put 'who wants to come round and fuck me?' and get 50 offers?

Wouldn't it be great if you could put 'who wants to come round a put bins out for me?'

'Any guys out there fancy checking if my car is locked cos I can't be arsed to get up and see for myself'

That's what I want at moment!

(And fruit & nut & a unicorn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pour chocolate down my torso and lick it up with dim light in the room

Milk or plain?

That depends of your taste, what about dark choklate?, milk as well

Stick on some haribos and that would be wonderful

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Yes will stick on some haribos and cola bottles on my chest and a trail down to the lower section

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Right now a hug would be nice *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now a hug would be nice *sigh*"

Ahhh hey gorgeous one BIG hug just for you keep your spirits up xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies are a marvellous mystery, to instantly know what they want would spoil the pleasure of finding out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know how on fab, as a woman, you can put 'who wants to come round and fuck me?' and get 50 offers?

Wouldn't it be great if you could put 'who wants to come round a put bins out for me?'

'Any guys out there fancy checking if my car is locked cos I can't be arsed to get up and see for myself'

That's what I want at moment!

(And fruit & nut & a unicorn) "

If you were living on my street, I'd happily do it. I'd do it for anyone on my street if they asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there is your first mistake, you had to ask that question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women want...?

Well - that's for us to know and for you to keep getting wrong....

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"The moon.

On a stick.

Covered in chocolate.

Also, shoes and cats."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going by past experiences

My soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) To eat without getting fat!

2) To go to the ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who bloody knows

Does it depend on the day? The time? The weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do women want...?

Well - that's for us to know and for you to keep getting wrong....

See - as I said earlier men will never truly understand women - and I love them for it xxxx

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By *piceylifeMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Who bloody knows

Does it depend on the day? The time? The weather? "

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who bloody knows

Does it depend on the day? The time? The weather? "

You know me very well honey, you forgot though - on all occasions - shoes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until women learn the answer to this age old question themselves,

Man has no place even trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until women learn the answer to this age old question themselves,

Man has no place even trying "

Very wise words...

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

The shirt off your back...

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