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By *amcummeruk OP   Man
over a year ago

Woodsford

Well, would you?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd have to pay a scrap merchant to take it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo! mines priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but I'd advise the buyer to keep the receipt.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

What would happen to me if my body belonged to someone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but my pecker could just work twice a day

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What would happen to me if my body belonged to someone else? "

You'd still have legal rights as a tenant.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'd just give it to medical science

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"What would happen to me if my body belonged to someone else?

You'd still have legal rights as a tenant."

Phew! I'm going to try my luck on eBay.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine doest come with fixtures and fittings

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yes but my pecker could just work twice a day "
read your messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold as seen

No refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd only do this in the most exceptional curcumcises. If I really had no other choice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it sell as second hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has enough piece of scrap metal in it that if weighed in could bring a small fortune...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

While im alive do you mean ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm going to describe myself as vintage might get more money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Been offered money many times but never tempted! Not sure whether that's superior morals or because I have enough to pay the bills though!

I hope I never have to find out whether those morals would evaporate in dire circumstances - but that's one reason I'd never judge any sex workers!

I haven't walked a mile in their shoes - and I hope I'll never have to! Xx

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

By the time I'm finished with it .. it won't even be worth breaking for spares .. in fact it's already not ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being Dom, I'm asked every now and again. Some fool offered £2,500 just for an evening, once! And I've ALWAYS wanted to be able to afford my own horse!

But something always stops me. What if they did something horrible? I wouldn't have any right to say 'stop'.

Biggest reason is the fear of turning up and them refusing to pay because they're disappointed. How demoralising would that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Dom, I'm asked every now and again. Some fool offered £2,500 just for an evening, once! And I've ALWAYS wanted to be able to afford my own horse!

But something always stops me. What if they did something horrible? I wouldn't have any right to say 'stop'.

Biggest reason is the fear of turning up and them refusing to pay because they're disappointed. How demoralising would that be?"

You would have the right to stay stop. Everyone has the right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that be by the kilo?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Think I'd only do this in the most exceptional curcumcises. If I really had no other choice ."

This has got to be typo of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the buyer...

Depends on the offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but my pecker could just work twice a day read your messages!"
Yes done it

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By *amcummeruk OP   Man
over a year ago

Woodsford

[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 18:38:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine comes with a few user instructions,

For Female users only!

You have to use your hands or mouth to get it started,

Use at least once a day to keep it in working order,

Clean up and leaked fluids,

Leave for 10 minutes after using it before you use it again,

And what ever you do never insert anything into the rear end or it might explode and this will void your warranty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting bid of 99p .... auction ends in 15 mins!

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By *amcummeruk OP   Man
over a year ago

Woodsford


"Nope! Been offered money many times but never tempted! Not sure whether that's superior morals or because I have enough to pay the bills though!

I hope I never have to find out whether those morals would evaporate in dire circumstances - but that's one reason I'd never judge any sex workers!

I haven't walked a mile in their shoes - and I hope I'll never have to! Xx"

A sensible reply at last! (not that I haven't enjoyed reading through all the others)

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

yes

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By *amcummeruk OP   Man
over a year ago

Woodsford


"Yes but my pecker could just work twice a day read your messages!Yes done it "

Sold your body or read your messages?

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By *amcummeruk OP   Man
over a year ago

Woodsford


"yes"

Best you change your username then

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Yes would do anything for my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would that be by the kilo?"

If it was by the kilo I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'd only do this in the most exceptional curcumcises. If I really had no other choice ."

Best spellchecker error. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would that be by the kilo?

If it was by the kilo I would. "

I'm adding up my worth.

Left boob 2kilos

Right boob 2kilos

Left butt cheek 6kilos easy

Right butt cheek ditto

Fuck me! I'm gonna be rich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one left on the shelf long after all the others had sold, with multiple markdowns and battered and torn packaging. People would pick it up, have a look, sneer and put it back again before moving on.

So given all that, and the devastating effect on my fragile male ego, then in the words of the Dragons, "I'm out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would.

Needs must & all that.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

In my present condition, I'd be in the reduced section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few ladies n cpls on here selling there bodies, I didn't think it was allowed.

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I've been offered money but I turn it down no matter hoe much I need the cash I jst dnt think I could go through with it

I had someone ask me what I think I was worth...when I didn't reply he thought I was wanting alot...when I said that I felt there would be "ladies more eligible worthy of the money than me" he told me I was being silly.but said he could leave what he think I was worth after

Needless to say never went through with it

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

I'd be in the bargain bucket - too many broken bits and too high maintenance - hey maybe once upon a time I'd have got good money, typically wasn't too interested then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a shot....but I haven't got chargeable goods :/

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

yep, like a shot. here,s how my add would run.

slut for sale, 1974 model. bit of a bitch to get started first thing in the morning, body is starting to sag a little, too many owners on the logbook to mention. been round the clock a few times. there,s a leak on the bottom end, but dosnt seem to affect the ride though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a reason I've never been offered money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd probably accept,especially at the moment, but the price would have to be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. My body is that - mine. I don't want to give that sort of control to someone. I've also spent thousands of pounds trying to make sure I don't personally end up in that line of work - I have so many other talents and skills that I don't want to sell my body.

(This isn't a dig at educated sex workers, or anyone, it's more my own personal view!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep, like a shot. here,s how my add would run.

slut for sale, 1974 model. bit of a bitch to get started first thing in the morning, body is starting to sag a little, too many owners on the logbook to mention. been round the clock a few times. there,s a leak on the bottom end, but dosnt seem to affect the ride though. "

Nice, sounds like an interesting add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, would you?"

Not done with it yet, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, would you?"

How much you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well used lived in look with original features with possibility of some renovation work no sensible offer refused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was in my best interests I wouldn't rule it out if I'm totally honest

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

All Depends on the Offer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggle to give mine away lol

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"yep, like a shot. here,s how my add would run.

slut for sale, 1974 model. bit of a bitch to get started first thing in the morning, body is starting to sag a little, too many owners on the logbook to mention. been round the clock a few times. there,s a leak on the bottom end, but dosnt seem to affect the ride though. "

I'd like to check under your hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free to a good home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer a try before you buy service.

As for my balls, if you buy one, you get one free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, would you?

How much you offering "

I''ve got £3.86 cold cash money, and a £5 hobbycraft voucher....What does that get me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd want a refund

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Was a pro Domme for ten years. Though I never had intimate sex with clients (except anal and strap-on), I guess I have done, selling my knowledge and experience and therefore my body.

Now I'm doing it for free, there are unsatisfactory meets when I consider going back on the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 Day money back guarantee

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Big fantasy of mine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, would you?"

If I sold it by the lbs I'd make a fortune!

R

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need to trade mine in for a newer model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea i would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell my body....don't think I'd get much for it

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

With high milage and a few dents and scratches and due an mot probably in the reduced to clear section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its in jolly good condition , only one careless owner . Will pay postage

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'd just give it to medical science "

Yeah! sounds simple, unfortunately it isn't from what I heard from a couple not on fab. Whoever wants to have your body after death, will require it delivered....

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