FabSwingers.com forum: The random statement thread

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

On this thread please say anything that comes into your mind. The only rules are that the thread must NOT make sense & that there must NOT be any cohesion between messages.

GO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[THREAD APPROVED]

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Build a model solar system advert was just on the telly.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

C...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm so horny today

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mooooooo!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am going to bury my head in my own bewbs and make a funny noise while I do.

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

I like squirrels.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just went to give somebody a piece of my mind. It's actually physically impossible.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can't tell if it's raining outside or not

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By *eechclubMan
over a year ago

braunton

Is their life on Mars

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The German language has a word that means 'the joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures'. It's Vorfreude.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tea is very satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taught-us !

Tortoyce !...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I wonder what Ms Frisky's boobs feel like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the voices told me to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can pasties talk to each other?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm going to sneak out for a smoke.

I'm 42 and have to hide this from my boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me it was the one armed man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The common man regularly agrees with political reasoning.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tangerines are not the only fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too quiet in here why didn't I put the radio on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MUFFINS.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Tiddlywinks anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Year of the goat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ineffable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spongebob....

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've never eaten a sardine. I wonder if there's any good

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I want to go to Dismaland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse....... arse..... arse,,,,,, drink....drink.....feck,,,,,, arse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrotal threats unhorse a question of flowers. And yet, its not lead in your pencil.

I think I need a lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The German language has a word that means 'the joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures'. It's Vorfreude.

Such a linguistically economic race!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you are all idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horsing around is a serious business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go to Dismaland.

Just been reading about that looks good.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am still seeking a reversing goldfish

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No, I said a quarter PAST three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost hunting with the Happy Mondays

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Foible heheheheheheeehehhHeehehehHhheee Foible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples mushrooms and sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman cracker TV rug...enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get lost in long grass!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Spanner. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turnip head

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't tell if it's raining outside or not "

It's a bummer when it starts raining inside though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to live going forward because going backwards makes you evil

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Cockwomble"

You got there first

Wibble hatstand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, well

Don't say I hadn't warned you

I've laid it on the line for you time and time again

Right, well, this is it

I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is there life on Mars "

#grammarnazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fukwit dumbtard, and that's before 9pm too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's numberwang

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Mornington Crescent

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Five people unable to follow rules

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

That hat would look good on someone with a smaller head

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not with mushroom sauted. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the purpose of meaning

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Corn on the cob... with butter.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You're soupozed to blow the bloody bowls off !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have nothing further to add to this thread.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G.I. Jobra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But how do they know Mr mushroom is such a great laugh?

Coz he's a funguy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to add to this thread but I can't think of a thing to say.

I'll pop back later.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a fish growing on a tree, with an apple in my mouth and a cup of tea

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Blow monkey ??

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

what light, through yonder window breaks?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Listen to my moistness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry we're out of calamari!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hugo Montenegro and his orchestra fab

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

Bad fecking iPhone auto corrects - my phone hates me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine dejà vous about something totally unfamiliar

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

big soft marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell fish, Guppy

Shrimp and crab and lobster, Flounder

I hate fish, but I think most of all

I hate fresh fish like trout

I hate fresh trout

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Ding worthy featherstone

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood does a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tiddly I tie eat brown bread, I saw a sausage drop down dead, along came a savaloy and hit him on the head, I tiddly I tie, eat brown bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything funny , so fuckoff

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm nt long out of hopital after having a stroke and spinal nerve damge, so fuck all makes sinse to me just now......

cant fkn spel ether lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm nt long out of hopital after having a stroke and spinal nerve damge, so fuck all makes sinse to me just now......

cant fkn spel ether lol"

Oh no! I hope you're recovering well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dickwad sucks chips

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

I love lamp

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why is it my sticky ballcock works properly when I hang around waiting for the cistern to fill but fails to work when I wash my hands and walk away?

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By *iggy1Woman
over a year ago

DORCHESTER

Must go shave something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it my sticky ballcock works properly when I hang around waiting for the cistern to fill but fails to work when I wash my hands and walk away?

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when yer ballcock is sticky it's a nightmare I can tell yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Puggy Wuggy's got a square cut punt, not a punt cut square, but a square cut punt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving this bowl of Rice Krispies but wish I had put sugar on them

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I wonder what Ms Frisky's boobs feel like...

Haha, only one way to know for sure! !

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I have an above average number of limbs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*peeks head around door and smiles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more Weetabix in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celibacy is not hereditary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eaten six jammy dodgers and a solitary custard cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umpa lumpahs.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've had too much wine and chocolate!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Butterscotch & disaronno ice cream milkshake is the business

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How soon is now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly walked right into that" said the somnambulist to the bear trapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!

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