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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is evil it clings onto the duvet and warms bits of you that doesn't require warming....lets just say quick change of duvet and shower was required...damn you deep heat....morning btw fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HaHa, brilliant!! I once staggered in from the pub and started to clean my teeth with IMMAC, that doesn't help either! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me thank the stars you don't have balls....balls an deep heat...shudders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"HaHa, brilliant!! I once staggered in from the pub and started to clean my teeth with IMMAC, that doesn't help either! x x"

Hahhaha just spat my green tea..all over my clean duvet ...immac...classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trust me thank the stars you don't have balls....balls an deep heat...shudders "

Sod balls my pussy was on fire I tell ya....fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Trust me thank the stars you don't have balls....balls an deep heat...shudders "

when I was a young man I used to compete in cross-country... I used to cover my legs in horse liniment just before every race. Sometimes (quite often after I realised how it affected my performance) it would work its way up between my arse cheeks and onto my balls... I always ran faster when that happened!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trust me thank the stars you don't have balls....balls an deep heat...shudders

when I was a young man I used to compete in cross-country... I used to cover my legs in horse liniment just before every race. Sometimes (quite often after I realised how it affected my performance) it would work its way up between my arse cheeks and onto my balls... I always ran faster when that happened!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song"

I think your onto something there Mr O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song"

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up "

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well at least it kept you nice and warm and tingerly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing "

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well at least it kept you nice and warm and tingerly "

Can think of better things than deep heat to do that though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?"

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys "

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well you could have used ice cubes to cool that pussy down of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though "

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well you could have used ice cubes to cool that pussy down of yours

"

The cold shower worked thankfully..don't fancy frostbite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer "

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u "

Ohh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say "

I repeat filth! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say

I repeat filth! Lol"

Oh just had a thought ...filth equals bath equals men naked in a bath and me...happpppy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say

I repeat filth! Lol

Oh just had a thought ...filth equals bath equals men naked in a bath and me...happpppy days "

Yes those baths are a bit of a sausage fest unless a woman or 2 join in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !! "

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say

I repeat filth! Lol

Oh just had a thought ...filth equals bath equals men naked in a bath and me...happpppy days

Yes those baths are a bit of a sausage fest unless a woman or 2 join in lol"

Ohh if only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have sone stuff that made deep heat look like a soothing balm...one guy was being a dock in the gym so we (I) covered the inside of his boxers in this oil...the phone call I had after had me crying with laughter.. he had to drive home with one hand down his pants while steering and changing gear with the other...then he had to wash his balls 5 times. .as it was oil based it just soaked further in.

I was a bastard at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to have sone stuff that made deep heat look like a soothing balm...one guy was being a dock in the gym so we (I) covered the inside of his boxers in this oil...the phone call I had after had me crying with laughter.. he had to drive home with one hand down his pants while steering and changing gear with the other...then he had to wash his balls 5 times. .as it was oil based it just soaked further in.

I was a bastard at times..."

Cock, not dock. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say

I repeat filth! Lol

Oh just had a thought ...filth equals bath equals men naked in a bath and me...happpppy days

Yes those baths are a bit of a sausage fest unless a woman or 2 join in lol

Ohh if only "

Just remembered why I want to go back to playing rugby lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to have sone stuff that made deep heat look like a soothing balm...one guy was being a dock in the gym so we (I) covered the inside of his boxers in this oil...the phone call I had after had me crying with laughter.. he had to drive home with one hand down his pants while steering and changing gear with the other...then he had to wash his balls 5 times. .as it was oil based it just soaked further in.

I was a bastard at times..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooppp sex is on fire ..... Some one should write a song

So that's what that song was about!!

We used to play pranks with deep heat in the rugby club! Like cover our hand in it the smacsones arse then watching them as they feel it heating up

Now that's a game I wouldn't mind playing

Rugby? Or smacking people's arses?

Both id not say no to a scrum down with some sexy thighed rugby guys

Filth!!! To be honest it's the sort of thing that happen in tour though

I could be the official Rugby deep heat sprayer

Haha I'm sure they'd rather spray on u

Ohh I say

I repeat filth! Lol

Oh just had a thought ...filth equals bath equals men naked in a bath and me...happpppy days

Yes those baths are a bit of a sausage fest unless a woman or 2 join in lol

Ohh if only

Just remembered why I want to go back to playing rugby lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch "

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning "

Apart from my warm awakening alls good in my world...ready for a few days away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning

Apart from my warm awakening alls good in my world...ready for a few days away "

Brilliant where are you off too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning

Apart from my warm awakening alls good in my world...ready for a few days away

Brilliant where are you off too "

York...so its some serious girly time and maybe a wee bit of flirting and fun

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


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York...so its some serious girly time and maybe a wee bit of flirting and fun "

what comes to mind

sex as much as possible seen as its your time off your waited on hand and foot

not forgetting cuddle time and massage to ease the aches and pains on your time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning

Apart from my warm awakening alls good in my world...ready for a few days away

Brilliant where are you off too

York...so its some serious girly time and maybe a wee bit of flirting and fun "

Brilliant have the most fantastic flirty time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning .

Oh it can be wicked stuff , chaps after a good application of the menthol based muscle treatment remember wash you hands before you go for a wee wee lol

Ouchie !!

Morning...hows you and the lovely pooch

Good morning we are both rather jolly thank you hope your brill this morning

Apart from my warm awakening alls good in my world...ready for a few days away

Brilliant where are you off too

York...so its some serious girly time and maybe a wee bit of flirting and fun

Brilliant have the most fantastic flirty time "

Thank you x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I remember a woman getting it mixed up with antiseptic cream, she was using it to treat a sore bum during a charity ride across India.

Hope you recovered from it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember a woman getting it mixed up with antiseptic cream, she was using it to treat a sore bum during a charity ride across India.

Hope you recovered from it."

ohh not good at all

yes ive showered altho its still rather warm shall we say...I did once spray it nto my hair too as its the same colour can as my dry shampoo...that was fun too not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone has read the book trainspotting there is a scene in it where a lady ties up one of the guys and applies some vaseline as she is wanting anal for the first time.

It turned out to be vicks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like the smell of deep heat though strange though it is!

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