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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else buy "daft presents" for anyone ?

My moms pressies were a sight to remember and we were always apprehensive about opening them.

I have just purchased two "daft" things for someone i know

And ones edible

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

One of my so called friends, got me Ann summers cock shaped biscuits once!

it was bloody embarrassing opening it in front of my mum, I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i would have just asked if anyone wanted a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, last year I bought my best friend's hubby two "Bunny Suicides" books and a set of racing nuns :o)

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Oh i would have just asked if anyone wanted a nibble "

I seem to remember my mum saying,at least there the right shape for dunking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think the daft pressies are the fun ones to receive.

Secret Santa's with a price limit are always challenging....... but the fun is buying the pressie that is daft but you think the person will find as equally funny, or embarassing lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate bought her sister a Platinum Rabbit and a book of Blow Job Vouchers for Brother in Law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think the daft pressies are the fun ones to receive.

Secret Santa's with a price limit are always challenging....... but the fun is buying the pressie that is daft but you think the person will find as equally funny, or embarassing lol! "

Every year someone in the family gets the silly present. The present gets wrapped loads of times in boxes and paper bags so that there is not chance of finding out what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want some big elf slippers that honk as you walk ...

specially for boxing day when all me mates round , lmao

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I always think the daft pressies are the fun ones to receive.

Secret Santa's with a price limit are always challenging....... but the fun is buying the pressie that is daft but you think the person will find as equally funny, or embarassing lol!

Every year someone in the family gets the silly present. The present gets wrapped loads of times in boxes and paper bags so that there is not chance of finding out what it is.

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Yes, we do that, I copped the fart sweets one year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the Bunny Suicide books......so subtle

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Does anyone else buy "daft presents" for anyone ?

My moms pressies were a sight to remember and we were always apprehensive about opening them.

I have just purchased two "daft" things for someone i know

And ones edible "

Yep! some truly evil ones but not edible uns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had the Ann Summers willy shaped biscuits too, not very tasty are they?

I have bought my son a Mankini this year, he is going to Rhodes in May so it was an ideal present to buy him lol. I actually cant wait for him to open it.

Even funnier is that after the initial opening of it, he will laugh and that will be it. I will nab it and put it on myself and do a pic. The thought of that alone is making me nearly wet myself

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Ive had the Ann Summers willy shaped biscuits too, not very tasty are they?

I have bought my son a Mankini this year, he is going to Rhodes in May so it was an ideal present to buy him lol. I actually cant wait for him to open it.

Even funnier is that after the initial opening of it, he will laugh and that will be it. I will nab it and put it on myself and do a pic. The thought of that alone is making me nearly wet myself "

No, there not very tasty,

I will stick to the choccy hobknobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother has no idea about what to buy people, she buys things she thinks we would like but in reality its what she likes, not quite sure what she was thinking of when she bought me paper knickers

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