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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whoop there it is...again

Apologies if I missed replying in pt.1 as it went a wee.bit quick

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

as the usual peliminary greetings are exchanged

straight down and to the left a bit is the usual position for this evening

pamper days, people looking forward to the holidays and self identity issues arise, but if i had an arse like that, i wouldnt be sending it home

online shopping of car parts and wallets

and some, although contemplating work in the morning, have come to join us with Pinot or without...

and exactly, how good do you haveto be, before you are considered bad.?.one of the mysterious questions of the universe...

snuggling up on sofas and the chilly weather encourage some to request for personal duvet warmers..and why not, the nights will soon roll in...x

sunsets shooting stars, bbqs and log burners.from our camper..hi de hi x

robbo is always good...oh dear...hehe

and nostagic paddles with dogs on chairs, sofas and beaches...

dog hair wasnt mentioned but ,barking at waves was

the staff have now been invited to join in on the sofa, amongst all the dogs, humans, cheese and pinot...

other friends join us and tucking in vs knocking out...are discussed...

wishing everyone the "peace to concentrate on the perving" as said by boss and...

and i spotted someone

(Deep deep undercover - literally under my duvet)

sucking conversations are avoided,

however, i got to write about that anyway, as we slurp our way into part 2..and ask how all the pussies are....well fed i hope...hehe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as the usual peliminary greetings are exchanged

straight down and to the left a bit is the usual position for this evening

pamper days, people looking forward to the holidays and self identity issues arise, but if i had an arse like that, i wouldnt be sending it home

online shopping of car parts and wallets

and some, although contemplating work in the morning, have come to join us with Pinot or without...

and exactly, how good do you haveto be, before you are considered bad.?.one of the mysterious questions of the universe...

snuggling up on sofas and the chilly weather encourage some to request for personal duvet warmers..and why not, the nights will soon roll in...x

sunsets shooting stars, bbqs and log burners.from our camper..hi de hi x

robbo is always good...oh dear...hehe

and nostagic paddles with dogs on chairs, sofas and beaches...

dog hair wasnt mentioned but ,barking at waves was

the staff have now been invited to join in on the sofa, amongst all the dogs, humans, cheese and pinot...

other friends join us and tucking in vs knocking out...are discussed...

wishing everyone the "peace to concentrate on the perving" as said by boss and...

and i spotted someone

(Deep deep undercover - literally under my duvet)

sucking conversations are avoided,

however, i got to write about that anyway, as we slurp our way into part 2..and ask how all the pussies are....well fed i hope...hehe....

"

On it like a tramp on a sandwich

Top summary skills Ms. Suzy

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

That's me deep deep deep under (duvet) cover.

Wrecked today, not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just about managed to squeeze me in Dan

Evening

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

I'm good Mrs HnH

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?"

Rocket Lollies what else?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?"

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee "

She'd probably enjoy that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

In answer to your question Ms Fruity, Eva Green as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale. Phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm good Mrs HnH"

Glad to hear it stretchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all; I'm thinking of breakfast already - have fun...!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that "

Yes I probably would xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening to Mr. Loveablebad boy and James too

Damn thread closed before I could reply

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that "

Drat I fell into that one ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Rocket Lollies what else?"

And apple pies

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Ms Shy, I'd love to join you in a comfy perving sesh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks." "

Good evening Mr. Happy

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx"

Knew it

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Night all xxx"

Night night hot stuff xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk "

You can but you won't get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Drat I fell into that one ha"

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Night all xxx"

Night night x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

Knew it "

And if I didn't I'd soon say something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smallest kitten is only just over 200gm dan, you'll love them.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just about managed to squeeze me in Dan

Evening "

Good evening Mrs. H

Just managed to squeeze your bottom...I mean squeeze you in at the bottom

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one."

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all; I'm thinking of breakfast already - have fun...!"

Nighty night Polar dude filthy dreams

Damn it now I'm thinking of bacon...again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

Knew it

And if I didn't I'd soon say something lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all xxx"

Nighty night Vara filthy dreams x x

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Rocket Lollies what else?

And apple pies "

No I assure you only Rocket Lollies in this freezer (and one remaining Oreo Cornetto - any takers?)

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner "

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just about managed to squeeze me in Dan

Evening

Good evening Mrs. H

Just managed to squeeze your bottom...I mean squeeze you in at the bottom "

Always make me smile

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

Knew it

And if I didn't I'd soon say something lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx"

noted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks."

Good evening Mr. Happy How's things with you? "

Got through the anniversary in one piece, but the sanity went missing! How is everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

Knew it "

Hardly a shock

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Night all xxx"

night vara xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are "

He's wooing all the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"smallest kitten is only just over 200gm dan, you'll love them.x "

Aw bless I love a little pussy....cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee? "

Sounds like someone's going to get ganged up on...

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee? "

How have I ended up in the naughty corner and getting spanked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are "

I'm at work lol inward 9pm till 7am so this gets me through the boring bit between 10.30 and 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted.... "

Naughty

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks."

Good evening Mr. Happy How's things with you?

Got through the anniversary in one piece, but the sanity went missing! How is everyone?"

hi sweet, im tired but good, im glad you got through it, i was thinking of you xx onwards and upwards xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

How have I ended up in the naughty corner and getting spanked "

Maybe you were just born lucky

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

How have I ended up in the naughty corner and getting spanked

"

You forgot to say please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

I'm at work lol inward 9pm till 7am so this gets me through the boring bit between 10.30 and 6 "

Sure you are "dan" or should I call you Tyler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks."

Good evening Mr. Happy How's things with you?

Got through the anniversary in one piece, but the sanity went missing! How is everyone?

hi sweet, im tired but good, im glad you got through it, i was thinking of you xx onwards and upwards xx"

Thank you Suzy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sammy the dog says: "Where's Pooch, I brought chewy sticks."

Good evening Mr. Happy How's things with you?

Got through the anniversary in one piece, but the sanity went missing! How is everyone?"

You'll be ok here then, I've been without sanity since 2003

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Rocket Lollies what else?

And apple pies

No I assure you only Rocket Lollies in this freezer (and one remaining Oreo Cornetto - any takers?)"

dont tempt me with your oreos and icecream, you might be in big trouble xx

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in "

Hey lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies "

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in "

There's no need to crash, we'll let you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in "

Yo, Sammy, whereyabeen dude?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Hey lovely xxx"

Hey Stretchy hows my favourite beautiful lady this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo "

Of course not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

How have I ended up in the naughty corner and getting spanked

"

You are tonights chosen one,enjoy it dude.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

Sounds like someone's going to get ganged up on... "

I either need to go on a charm offensive and give out lots of flowers ?? or put my trainers on and run away and hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I want to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'm already being a wimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty "

Isn't she just

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Yo, Sammy, whereyabeen dude?"

Been suffering through a computer course on something I've been doing for 4 months anyway :-/

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Hey lovely xxx

Hey Stretchy hows my favourite beautiful lady this evening? "

I'm good thanks you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just "

And you love it

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*curls up*

Rocket lollies or teeny apple pies, anyone?

Can I be awkward and ask for a mini milk

You can but you won't get one.

I forgot the please didn't I

Slowly walks away to the naughty corner

Maybe you're the one who needs to be put over someone's knee?

Sounds like someone's going to get ganged up on...

I either need to go on a charm offensive and give out lots of flowers ?? or put my trainers on and run away and hide "

You love it really

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just

And you love it "

Don't we all??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Yo, Sammy, whereyabeen dude?

Been suffering through a computer course on something I've been doing for 4 months anyway :-/ "

Windows Advanced Perving????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

I'm at work lol inward 9pm till 7am so this gets me through the boring bit between 10.30 and 6

Sure you are "dan" or should I call you Tyler "

First rule of nocturnal club is don't talk about nocturnal club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel"

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel"

(ninja)

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Hey lovely xxx

Hey Stretchy hows my favourite beautiful lady this evening?

I'm good thanks you? x"

Brain dead and slightly d*unk xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in "

Oi oi saveloy

How are you dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just

And you love it

Don't we all?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)"

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Yo, Sammy, whereyabeen dude?

Been suffering through a computer course on something I've been doing for 4 months anyway :-/

Windows Advanced Perving????"

I wish its fucking spreadsheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

Of course not "

No, I'm just here for the crack...sorry I mean craic

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

"

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all, don't mind me crashing in

Hey lovely xxx

Hey Stretchy hows my favourite beautiful lady this evening?

I'm good thanks you? x

Brain dead and slightly d*unk xx "

D*unk on a school night.....shocking

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

I'm at work lol inward 9pm till 7am so this gets me through the boring bit between 10.30 and 6

Sure you are "dan" or should I call you Tyler

First rule of nocturnal club is don't talk about nocturnal club "

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

"

perving time

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just

And you love it

Don't we all?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

Of course not

No, I'm just here for the crack...sorry I mean craic "

You just made me spit my drink everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

Show off "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel"

You mean Ace, I'm shit with things like that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

Of course not

No, I'm just here for the crack...sorry I mean craic

You just made me spit my drink everywhere "

Hmmmm hot drink time do I have hot squash or coffee??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time"

Were in mode all the time

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just

And you love it

Don't we all?? "

Ermmmmm....damn right I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

You mean Ace, I'm shit with things like that "

Jumps up and down shouting

I know how to do it.....with my tongue sticking out

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time "

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd like to go back to the knocking out

Stretchy girl is a big bully

Am I allowed to put her over my knee

She'd probably enjoy that

Yes I probably would xx

noted....

Naughty

Isn't she just

And you love it

Don't we all??

Ermmmmm....damn right I do "

I do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

Of course not

No, I'm just here for the crack...sorry I mean craic

You just made me spit my drink everywhere "

So you spit not swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers "

Are you telling fibs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you're like the guy out of fight club DP - you don't sleep!

I'm questioning what your real motives are

He's wooing all the ladies

Me? Wooing? Noooooo

Of course not

No, I'm just here for the crack...sorry I mean craic

You just made me spit my drink everywhere

So you spit not swallow "

Hahahahaha

I'm afraid the only thing I swallow is my other halfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs "

Wishful thinking. View me! View meeeee!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs "

It was a joke based upon the Mr Bean Snickers advert

Plus I can't get in anymore trouble tonight so what's a little fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs

Wishful thinking. View me! View meeeee!"

But I'm a stealther do you wouldn't know if I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs

It was a joke based upon the Mr Bean Snickers advert

Plus I can't get in anymore trouble tonight so what's a little fib "

Haha but I did a while ago do thought you might not have been fibbing

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I have no idea what this ninja thing is

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

You mean Ace, I'm shit with things like that

Jumps up and down shouting

I know how to do it.....with my tongue sticking out "

Haha

You got the fat lady singing emoji to

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs

Wishful thinking. View me! View meeeee!

But I'm a stealther do you wouldn't know if I had "

i can't stealth perv, I usually end up fabbing pics if I do perv

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is "

It's % - ) without the spaces

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs

It was a joke based upon the Mr Bean Snickers advert

Plus I can't get in anymore trouble tonight so what's a little fib

Haha but I did a while ago do thought you might not have been fibbing "

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

You mean Ace, I'm shit with things like that

Jumps up and down shouting

I know how to do it.....with my tongue sticking out

Haha

You got the fat lady singing emoji to "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is "

Stealth mode I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces"

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My flower emoji didn't work where is that guy that can do ninja emojis - I need his help Daniel

(ninja)

perving time

Were in mode all the time

It just said hot n horny viewed me - you forgot to have your Snickers

Are you telling fibs

It was a joke based upon the Mr Bean Snickers advert

Plus I can't get in anymore trouble tonight so what's a little fib

Haha but I did a while ago do thought you might not have been fibbing

Naughty "

Moi

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

Stealth mode I think "

Yup

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ive lost the plot..and im a little over sensitive tonight, so, im going to take a break xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

There going to be popping up everywhere now

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces

Spoil sport "

I'm sorry, he has ways of making me talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:06:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive lost the plot..and im a little over sensitive tonight, so, im going to take a break xx"

You ok hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Nice one, Sammy. You don't need to go on a boring spreadsheet course, you can have much more fun learning to do emoticons here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive lost the plot..and im a little over sensitive tonight, so, im going to take a break xx"

Healing hugz on their way to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces

Spoil sport

I'm sorry, he has ways of making me talk "

You've got to be stronger than that stretchy

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces

Spoil sport

I'm sorry, he has ways of making me talk "

I haven't done anything yet

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"ive lost the plot..and im a little over sensitive tonight, so, im going to take a break xx

You ok hun"

I second this

Hope you are ok Suzy

All here if you need a forum chat or private chat if a good night's sleep doesn't cheer you up x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces

Spoil sport

I'm sorry, he has ways of making me talk

I haven't done anything yet "

Just the prospect is enough at the moment x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I have no idea what this ninja thing is

It's % - ) without the spaces

Spoil sport

I'm sorry, he has ways of making me talk

I haven't done anything yet

Just the prospect is enough at the moment x"

Oh your right to be excited by that xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx"

Evening Mr B xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx"

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening Mr B xx"

Evening

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me"

I might need 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me

I might need 2 "

Now your just being greedy

You ok

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me

I might need 2 "

Have another from me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx"

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me

I might need 2

Now your just being greedy

You ok"

Mwwwwaaaaa

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Night night all

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks "

Soppy bollocks definitely seems appropriate tonight x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Night night all

"

Night night, sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Evening bladey

Awwww have a hug from me

I might need 2

Now your just being greedy

You ok

Mwwwwaaaaa "

You didn't answer my question

Are you ok??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night night all

"

Night night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night night all

"

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Night night all

Nighty night dude filthy dreams "

You've got me all wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night night all

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

You've got me all wrong "

Generic response..don't panic

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Night night all

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

You've got me all wrong "

Prove us wrong then

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Night night all

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

You've got me all wrong

Prove us wrong then "

I'm off to research my emojis

Night night

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Night night all

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

You've got me all wrong

Generic response..don't panic "

he says the same to everyone when they go to bed

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


""

i didn't know these existed

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"

i didn't know these existed"

(grrr)

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"

i didn't know these existed

(grrr)

"

(grrrr)

(grr)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:33:00]

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:33:00]"

Being shy Daniel??

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"

i didn't know these existed

(grrr)

(grrrr)

(grr)"

Sharing the emoji love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone just perving

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hi everyone just perving"

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:33:00]

Being shy Daniel?? "

No, (shark) didn't work

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:33:00]

Being shy Daniel??

No, (shark) didn't work "

Speak to admin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone just perving"

Good evening Davy

Snap, I'm perving too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Daniel how's you tonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i didn't know these existed

(grrr)

(grrrr)

(grr)

Sharing the emoji love

"

You got there in the end

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Struggling not to pull a facedesk

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks "

Lmao its ya own falt lover boy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 00:43:44]

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Good evening Daniel how's you tonite"

I said hello first *goes to the corner to sulk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

I that 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Daniel how's you tonite"

Not bad Davy, just watching Ted 2 again...think that's the 6th time now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Good evening Ms. Virago

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks

Lmao its ya own falt lover boy xxx"

Been looking at bikes today, been tempted to get back on the saddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Daniel I'm watching a documentary on sex party secrets. I want to go to one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol Daniel I'm watching a documentary on sex party secrets. I want to go to one lol "

I've recorded that to watch tomorrow. Is it about swinging or just sex parties as it says?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still up

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks

Lmao its ya own falt lover boy xxx

Been looking at bikes today, been tempted to get back on the saddle."

Owwww thats gona cost ya. Im thinking of a change to be honest

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Still up "

Howdy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all sorry im late. I've been on daddy duties what have i missed. I no who I'm missing xx

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Missing you too sweet cheeks

Lmao its ya own falt lover boy xxx

Been looking at bikes today, been tempted to get back on the saddle.

Owwww thats gona cost ya. Im thinking of a change to be honest "

Gsxr caught my eye but Im resisting as I need car.parts for the project mobile

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