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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting here with a friend chatting away,as you do, and a funny story about lego up the bum came up...so it got me thinking...

What is the most random thing you have put up your bum? Myself have only had butt plugs and the odd cock...but open to suggestions...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Hang on.....did you put Lego up your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

intrigued.

whats was the story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got some Lego here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it. "
you could try a little piece and build up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"Iv got some Lego here "
I don't think I want to know where 'here' is!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


" no "
nonsense, start with a little 'oner', then a 4 stud cube and before you know it, there will be a flat road piece up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on.....did you put Lego up your bum? "

I have to clarify no lego went up my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its a bugger when you stand on it, but what do you have to do to get it up your bum lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"Hang on.....did you put Lego up your bum?

I have to clarify no lego went up my bum "

I didn't think so. What was the story?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"I know its a bugger when you stand on it, but what do you have to do to get it up your bum lol "

"He asked innocently"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" no nonsense, start with a little 'oner', then a 4 stud cube and before you know it, there will be a flat road piece up. "

you done this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it. you could try a little piece and build up. "
having set 430 the milenium falcon built in my bowel is a little disconcerting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I thought this was gonna be some nice retro toy thread...

Uh...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This isn't the usual Lego type thread!

Perhaps adult Lego will be the new range?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Was it the Lego Death Star? I've one in my front room. Apart from dust, it is pristine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego Mega Blocks...painful

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I doubt anyone on here could beat "One Man and His Jar"

Google at your pearl

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down


"Lego Mega Blocks...painful "

Someone will like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So nothing too unusual then... thought it would be full of random objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aubergine, bottle of POM juice, Kong dog toy (I haven't even got a dog!). They're just built for it. Im after a set of metal petonq balls. They look like fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it. you could try a little piece and build up. "

Until you realise yoi have actually built the millennium falcon up there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of fingers is as weird as it gets I'm afraid, and it was a woman's fingers, before some smart arse goes "hmmm and it says nothing about being bi on your profile " because it goes like this.

Mans finger = gay/bi

Woman's finger = straight

Man and woman and ts/TV finger = PARTYING!!!!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

i was gonna say "sand" from my years of living on the beach....but lego is taking the biscuit lol no wonder lego is the number 1 selling toy out of germany!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok when I was in the Army at Brookwood a niper that has joined up was well bonkers !!

I went in too there room and the other lads was pissing it this lad had put a battery up his ass well 3 that was the 1st timeone time got his cock and balls stuck in the hover that was a hospital job 5 live rounds . He was funny though ended up in the silly place probably still there

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