FabSwingers.com forum: what great ad jingles do you remember??

By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old enough to remember the Tufty Club adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake n vac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard shops from the mid seventies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to remember the Tufty Club adverts

I've still got my Tufty club badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to remember the Tufty Club adverts

I've still got my Tufty club badge

Awwwww I wish I'd kept mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For mash get smash

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There used to be a government warning advert with cartoons and one was 'don't be a weaver bird' for people lane jumping on roads and the other was Petunia and someone drowning and learn to swim I think.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Waaaaaaah Bodyfooooooooorm

Bodyform for yoooooooooooo!

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"For mash get smash

Aww you beat me too it, I looked at the thread title and it was the first one that came to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell talk from mutter?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Double diamond works wonders

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"I'm old enough to remember the Tufty Club adverts

The Tufty Club ran for years in NI after it was phased out in the rest of the UK.

I still have my green cross code book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUTS... whole hazelnuts...

and

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhihighlivinfastwalkinevergivincoolfizzin... Pepsi

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Milky Bars are on me!

Beanz means Heinz.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Widget, its got a widget, a lovely widget, a widget it has got.

I feel like Chicken Tonight, like Chicken Tonight.

Everyone's a fruit and nutcase.

Loving these nostalgia posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiora

Aai'll be yourrr dawwg!

British Gas

Don't tell Sid.

R White's

Ar White's Lemon-a-a-ade!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i remember some of these..i even remember the meercat one..but it was when mr go bloody compare came out, that i decided to throw away the TV..he probably was the reason i decided to give it up.....so dont know any from after 2011...sighs with relief..i dont miss it at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stand it with Bandit get your head off the floor

Big Bar Bandit it's as big as a door

Pick a Big Bar Bandit if your empty inside

with Big Bar Bandit you'll feel alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to give the world a ...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"For mash get smash

Yay! With the robots rolling around laughing at humans who eat potatoes. 70's telly at its finest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to teach the world to sing..New Seekers. Coca cola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clippdy Clops

But nothing top

Kellogs Coco Pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to give the world a ..."

"Id like to teach the world to sing..New Seekers. Coca cola. "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hey Eddie! How come you're such a big hit with the girls?

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Only the crumbliest flakiness chocolate.....accompanied by exotic lady sucking a cadbury's flake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamlet adverts with Carlos Fandango tyres on a Ford Anglia and the romantic beach hairy chest swap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamlet adverts with Carlos Fandango tyres on a Ford Anglia and the romantic beach hairy chest swap. "

Dum. Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum... De De Did Did Dee...

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Eddie! How come you're such a big hit with the girls?"

Well I tell them what I'm drinking and they think I'm kinda cool

Oh yeah....

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

Mackeson, looks good, tastes good.,and by golly it does you good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out watch out there's a Humphrey about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trio, triiiiiooooooooo

Take it easy with Cadburys Caramel

Will it be chips or Jacket spuds

Will it be carrots or frozen peas

Will it be mushrooms,

Fried onion rings?

We'll have to wait and see

We hope it chips, it's chips ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Eddie! How come you're such a big hit with the girls?

Well I tell them what I'm drinking and they think I'm kinda cool

Oh yeah.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the kia ora one with the toucan

and all those bloody ology ones and oxo ones

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

My name???

Oh Yes.

It's J. R. Hartley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He waits.

That's what he does,

Tick follows tock, follows tick...

Bumbudummdum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The red car and the blue car had a race, all blue wants to do is stuff his face, he eats everything he see's to trucks n prickly tress, but good old red he took the milkyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/08/15 21:46:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He waits.

That's what he does,

Tick follows tock, follows tick...

Bumbudummdum.

I want a Guinness now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray...

BarBarBudDeeBarBar...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

a million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He waits.

That's what he does,

Tick follows tock, follows tick...

Bumbudummdum.

I want a Guinness now

xx "

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to remember the Tufty Club adverts

I was a member of that, nobody else will have a clue what it is tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

hah .... remember the tufty club ???

I can remember the Tingha and Tucker club with Aunty Jean Morton. it also had Willy Wombat too.... so there,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Ello Tosh got a Toshiba ?

Nice one Cyril. Nice one son. Nice one Cyril let's ave another one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just one Corneeeeeeeeeeetoooooooooooooo

Geef eet to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

A finger of fudge is just enough .

A mars a day helps you work rest and play.

Peanuts Peanuts golden wonder stay jungle fresh.

Do you remember your first dime bar.

Mr kipling makes exceedingly good cakes

Everyones a fruit and nut case crazy for those cadburys nuts and raisins .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll wonder where the yellow went - when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent..!"

To which we all sang.....

"You'll wonder where the molar went - when you fill the gap with our cement..."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is possibly the most surreal read I've had since William S Borroughs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The Tinger and Tucker Club tv lady died near to me recently, if any of you knew that club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For hands that do dishes as soft as your face... mild green...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can jam it meat paste it on fresh bread you really taste it its lovely on a crumpet but dont tell the wife

Lurpak butter

(Jo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad do you know the piano is on my foot...

You sing it son I'll play it...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nuts whole hazel nuts ooh!

Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate

Or....

It's frothy man

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opal Fruits - made to make your mouth water".

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Sketchleys....we know the meaning of cleaning

wow, what a difference.....blockbuster video

we're the weetabix....ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clunk click every trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show them your a Slimcia girl"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Richard shops from the mid seventies.

Richard Shops are filled with all the pretty things.

Soft and lovely little things.

For you to wearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere...Martini Rosso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 4 3 2 1...

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Me ears are alight?

Maxell tapes I think.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Me ears are alight?

Maxell tapes I think."

maxell.....break the sound barrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't let maggie go as used in the Nimble ads....Real Bread , But Lighter

The creepy music in the surfing ad for Old Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs

and makes a slinkity sound?

A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!

Everyone knows it’s Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky,

It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun,

It’s a wonderful toy.

It’s fun for a girl or a boy.

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By *ary_JosephCouple
over a year ago

South Shields

Do the shake and vac bring the freshness back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sCpeIKVIHbY

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The Tinger and Tucker Club tv lady died near to me recently, if any of you knew that club."
woomerang boomerang

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She flies like a bird in the skyyyy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's frothy man

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Matey's a bottle of fun

You put me in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump,,Weebles Wobble but they don't fall down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the gloss in Ross be a good gloss

May the windowsills of Winchester shine

May the doors of Wales dry hard as nails

Ceilings

Cover well in Motherwell

The walls of Birmingham wipe clean of pea and ham

And the skirting boards of Fife have a long life

So brush in hand decorate this land with the best paint!!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

The Carona man is in your street.

"Nice one Cyril"

Omo, and Tide, soap powders.

Bernard Mathews - their "bootiful", oh no they aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another child toy jingle

"theres lots of fun

for everyone

in the BIG yellow teapot"

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By *eterPiper65Man
over a year ago

Horncastle

I'll risk it for a Swisskit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never put another better butter on ya knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey mr soooofttt, won't yo tell me why your so and rearranged, hey mr sooooooft why does everything about you seem so soft and rearranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milky bar kid is tough and strong, the milky bar kid just can't go wrong.....

Go to work on an egg!

The esso sign means happy motoring, the esso sign means happy motoring. Call at the esso sign

They asked me how I knew it was esso blue. I of course replied with cheaper grades one buys, smoke gets in your eyes. Esso blue paraffin oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your taste buds will tell you why you'll feel better about smoking with the taste of Kent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigalusssss. The piggys are waiting, waiting for youuuu, down at the natwestttt , to say how do you doooo

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