FabSwingers.com forum: What are you really like in bed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a bloody nightmare.

Firstly in the cold weather im all trussed up so you cant actually see any flesh. I have flannelette pyjamas on and bed socks. I get in and curl into a little ball and wrap the duvet all around me so im coccooned in it. Then when im asleep and i get hot, im constantly tossing and turning, kicking covers off and then pulling them back on when im cold, flinging my arms out and I end up sleeping on my back in a star shape with absolutely no room for anyone else

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I must always sleep facing a window. No heating on in the bedroom but a great feather duvet.

and I got a feather mattress topper thing last year... like a duvet that goes on the mattress.

bloody fantastic thing.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i cant have the room too hot, have to have a leg out the duvet to get to sleep lol

last night i was sleeping with someone and kept putting my cold feet on them

bet the we warmed each other up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear anything in bed unless I'm ill, 'on', or staying at someone elses house.

I can sleep on either side of the bed but do tend to perch on the very edge.

To get the very best nights sleep, I like the bedroom to be completely quiet and really dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must always sleep facing a window. No heating on in the bedroom but a great feather duvet.

and I got a feather mattress topper thing last year... like a duvet that goes on the mattress.

bloody fantastic thing....."

Ive got to have one of them

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I must always sleep facing a window. No heating on in the bedroom but a great feather duvet.

and I got a feather mattress topper thing last year... like a duvet that goes on the mattress.

bloody fantastic thing.....

Ive got to have one of them

they really are great, so cosy and comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never used to sleep very well when on my own but did when with someone else, until, I discovered the electric under-blanket... fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate dresses for bed as if she was going on an Arctic Expedition, then complains that she's hot.

Then she starts fucking break dancing, before commencing snoring that would drown out a Manx Norton motorbike.

Me? well I'm Mr Perfect, well, I might fart a bit, but other than that I'm a bloody angel

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I always start off facing one way ,then the other,then on my back only to end up back how I was first of all curled in a ball on my side

I can't sleep with anyone facing me and have to be the one spooning hubby

I don't wear much as I get too hot and nearly always have one foot or leg out of the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep nakedd, and snore very badly. Curl up in a ball normally.

And if I were to share a bed long term with another person, then I would opt for 2 separate duvets so that I do not have to fight for my share!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I can't stand sleeping in anything so has to be naked.

We have to get the cuddles out of the way and go our seperate ways as the OH sleeps on his stomach and I sleep on my side,

He then shifts round a bit through the night and takes the quilt with him so my bum is sticking out Ggrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am nude in bed.In my big four poster bed big duvets loads of pillows and snug and a bug ... my old house have very thick wall hold the heat even have fire in bed room if i like. lol jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandie likes to have the duvet over her, but with the amount of farting that I do through the night, the duvet usually levitates 3 foot above the bed and she complains about being cold - as well as not being able to breathe for the stink

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Naked as a jay bird, I like to face the window, always find it hard to sleep in strange beds though, or inside tents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't sleep with anyone facing me and have to be the one spooning hubby

I don't wear much as I get too hot and nearly always have one foot or leg out of the covers

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never snore, fart or hog the duvet - mind you I'm asleep so can't be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If im on my own then i start on the right side on my side, then on to my back then onto the left side.

It has to be cold and dark and i sleeps nekid...

If im fortunate to be with someone..(rarity) then its on the left side or on my back and i keeps me nighty on in case i have to get up in a hurry.

Oh and i never fart or burp

never ever never ever

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"If im on my own then i start on the right side on my side, then on to my back then onto the left side.

It has to be cold and dark and i sleeps nekid...

If im fortunate to be with someone..(rarity) then its on the left side or on my back and i keeps me nighty on in case i have to get up in a hurry.

Oh and i never fart or burp

never ever never ever

If a fart is coming I usually nip to the loo, especially if I have company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will think your hobby is trumpet playing but wonder why you do it in the loo and that your not very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to sleep naked or i feel suffocated and i also have to sleep with the window open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i went into the bathroom to fart... They would think kenny ball and his jazz men had snuck in

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Im nice n quiet till about 4am.......then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im nice n quiet till about 4am.......then

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your here 5 mins...dont start...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren says I snore but as I'm the closest to it and it don't wake me up it can't be that fookin bad!

She needs complete sensory deprivation to get to sleep: ear plugs, eye mask, total pitch blackness which makes me stub my fookin toe when I come to bed, then I yell "fuck! shit! and Dammit!" which wakes her up and she then complains that she can't get back to sleep cos I'm snoring.

Well, leave some fookin light in the room then!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I can't sleep with anyone facing me and have to be the one spooning hubby

I don't wear much as I get too hot and nearly always have one foot or leg out of the covers

Ditto"

ahhh see i dont like to be the spooner, would rather be the spoonee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't sleep with anyone facing me and have to be the one spooning hubby

I don't wear much as I get too hot and nearly always have one foot or leg out of the covers

Ditto

ahhh see i dont like to be the spooner, would rather be the spoonee

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i like being the forker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im different in that I cant sleep with my curtains closed, I have to see the street lamps outside. And I live near a hospital, so used to flashing blue lights too. A few weeks ago we did have a police helicopter overhead and I woke when my bedroom seemed to be flooded with extra light. On looking up the helicopter was right above my house, for a few seconds I thought it was Aliens coming for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally sleep naked in bed !!! and apparently I am hot stuff in bed as well lol as anyone who is in bed with me can't stay snuggled upto me as my body heat is to hot !!!!honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually wear a t shirt as otherwise i get cold shoulders, and have a thick duvet as have to sleep with the window open, even this week!

Have a toasty feather one, but the cats and dog sneak on the bed in the night and get kicked about when i get restless legs!

I don't sleep well with others in the bed as i fidget, and they get cross!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"If i went into the bathroom to fart... They would think kenny ball and his jazz men had snuck in

Midnight in Moscow, is my favorite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head hits pillow, out like a light. Do like to have a little air coming in though even in winter. Then I wake up as soon as the sun is up. Have to set the alarm in the winter.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i snore n dribble n wear bed sox n muppet pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my calvins no matter how cold it is and been along time since someone slept in my bed with me !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I don't wear anything in bed unless I'm ill, 'on', or staying at someone elses house.

Me too.

I like to be able to stick my feet out, so dislike tucked in sheets, much prefer duvets. Tend to have the radio on to fall asleep to.

And I only snore if I'm overtired or d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sleep on the floor with a sheet.

years of IA readiness have conditioned me to sleeping like this.

of course when with someone i use a bed but im very comfortable on the hard ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phewww

glad you use the bed with company...

Dont want splinters in their bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phewww

glad you use the bed with company...

Dont want splinters in their bums

always use a bed then. but i have to admit i can sleep really well on the hard ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opening question.....

What are you really like in bed ?

Kin fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always hot, cept me feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going through the change i think, keep having hot n cold flushes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The opening question.....

What are you really like in bed ?

Kin fantastic

ask and find out.

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By *ionysus_st3Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

I like a lot of foreplay, y'know licking & sucking & touching. I like to spend as long as possible doing it! Unusually though, I seem to tell a lot of jokes & say funny stuff while I'm at it too... :D

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By *ionysus_st3Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

"I like a lot of foreplay, y'know licking & sucking & touching. I like to spend as long as possible doing it! Unusually though, I seem to tell a lot of jokes & say funny stuff while I'm at it too... :D"
You did mean sex, right? :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well all ill say is i dont snore xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like a lot of foreplay, y'know licking & sucking & touching. I like to spend as long as possible doing it!

Unusually though, I seem to tell a lot of jokes & say funny stuff while I'm at it too... :D

You did mean sex, right? :D"
Did you read the op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant sleep if im not at the right side of the bed and turn pillow as soon as theres heat in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant sleep if im not at the right side of the bed and turn pillow as soon as theres heat in it "

Yes i like to be on the right side, hate to get out on the wrong side of the bed!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All im saying on the matter is, if jay lived with me permantly it would be seperate rooms. Plus im going to get a sleep suit. I snore, wriggle, up and down every five minutes he only goes home for a rest

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All im saying on the matter is, if jay lived with me permantly it would be seperate rooms. Plus im going to get a sleep suit. I snore, wriggle, up and down every five minutes he only goes home for a rest"
sleepsuits are cute im going to get one with monkey feet ...i hate sleeping on my own , especially in the winter

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"All im saying on the matter is, if jay lived with me permantly it would be seperate rooms. Plus im going to get a sleep suit. I snore, wriggle, up and down every five minutes he only goes home for a restsleepsuits are cute im going to get one with monkey feet ...i hate sleeping on my own , especially in the winter

I love sleeping on my own but theses suits are so cute

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

always naked in bed no matter how cold it is . bunky is red hot in bed so keeps me toasty ,the body heat from him is good too ..... hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always naked, just one light fleece blanket, duvets are too hot for me, and no heating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ace in bed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw the title for this thread I thought I'd pop in for some pointers

Instead all I've found out is about sleepwear and farting.

Well I used to always sleep naked but now its pjs all the way. I like to flip the pillow to the cool side and almost always have one leg out of the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ace in bed me

And out of it as well i bet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a lot of foreplay, y'know licking & sucking & touching. I like to spend as long as possible doing it!

Unusually though, I seem to tell a lot of jokes & say funny stuff while I'm at it too... :D

You did mean sex, right? :D"

Actually no I didnt mean sex whatsoever, in fact I didnt refer to any sexual act in my opening post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a lot of foreplay, y'know licking & sucking & touching. I like to spend as long as possible doing it!

Unusually though, I seem to tell a lot of jokes & say funny stuff while I'm at it too... :D

You did mean sex, right? :D"

Actually no I didnt mean sex whatsoever, in fact I didnt refer to any sexual act in my opening post

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm not sure....I'm usually asleep.

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