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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wee cousin thought the new Ed Sheeran song (Bloodstream) was called Buttcheeks

What makes this even better is the lyrics "I feel the chemicals burn in my...buttcheeks"

Anyone had any belters?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not as funny but all my yoot I sang ......

I see a rickshaw and I want it painted black

Never made sense but I sang it.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I beliiieeevvveee that the hotdogs...go oooooooonnnnnnn!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always heard a line in Kylie Minogues 'Slow' as

'Track in on this feeling, poor fuckers close on you and me'

No really, just listen to it

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

A friend of mine used to sing the bob marley song with the words......Iron, like a lion in fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All wrapped up in chains all wrapped up on chains, I can't have it, you can't have it!

I think it says something about how my subconscious is thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All wrapped up in chains all wrapped up on chains, I can't have it, you can't have it!

I think it says something about how my subconscious is thinking

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cant beat a bit of chain

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Maroon 5 Sugar ... I heard Shotgun. Made even more sense when I seen the video with all the weddings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She offers me protection a condom for my erection at a karaoke night

and bless her she sang her heart out

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Maroon 5 - Sugar, about 4th line into the song.

When I'm without you I'm soaked in wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Derulo - "Want To Want Me"...

1st line is "I've got the shits on the floor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maroon 5 - Sugar, about 4th line into the song.

When I'm without you I'm soaked in wee. "

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Beyonce crazy in love.

"when I talk to my friend joe whiley"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am laughing out loud at these which I really needed today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember "I'm horny" from the 90s? My Nan used to sing this anywhere and everywhere she loved it.

She thought it was I'm honey

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

My brother who can I add is 13years older than me thot that the shaggy song said

How could I forget that I had given her an inch or three

Instead of given her an extra key hahahahaha luckily he corrected himself

He laughed and said "I did wander why he'd brag about having a small dick" hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tori Amos

Somewhere in the song professional widow she sings 'he's got a big dick'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wondered why Madonna was singing about Anna friel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a miss heard lyric but our daughter came home and said she was now into a band from our era ( that hurt lol ) she said proudly she was now a big fan of : E. R. A. SURE !!

Will I Am has a lot to answer for !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mondegreen

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Anyone remember bathe track

We are family?

Sister sledge

There is a line in it that sounds so like

Just let me staple the vicar

It's not that obviously but it's a good one

Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tori Amos

Somewhere in the song professional widow she sings 'he's got a big dick'

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My sister in law thought they were the real words. She used to sing them out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try singing along to any track by The Fall. If you do get the words wrong,nobody will notice, they don't tend to make much sense anyway.

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By *ameyrichardsTV/TS
over a year ago

vale royal

k.d Lang : Can't Stand Gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the Maxell advert? My ears are alight!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

My sister thought west end girls by the pet shop boys said "in a west end town a denim world"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids, on hearing Michael Jackson's "Don't stop till you get enough", decided he was singing "don't stop till Canada".

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If you wanna be my lover .. You gotta get rid of my friends

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

when my mate toured working mens club, he sang dancing in the dark, verse my guns for hire, he sang my bums for hire, there was always the odd one or two in the audience who noticed

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

same song, loaded gun in your face, was changed to a load of cunts in your face, dancing in the dark

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hey Jo .. Where you going with that bun in your hand...

You take it up the bum babe .. If that's the way you want it babe .. Then I don't want you around ....( they must be mad )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you wanna be my lover .. You gotta get rid of my friends

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To be fair, if you wanna be my lover please don't get with my friends - that would be weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister thought west end girls by the pet shop boys said "in a west end town a denim world""
i still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I cant remember the name of the song but I always thought the chorus went 'everybody go to b and q'

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