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If fab was a sweet shop what would you be.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see fab as pick and mix so what sweet are you in this fab sweet shop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Space Dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be an everlasting gobstobber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jelly baby ...mmm love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

popping candy as I love that and it comes in very handy at times . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Wagon wheel. Full of fat but not as big as you'd like it to be

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, I was thinking of posting exactly the same thread! Spooky.

I'm a salted caramel giant chocolate button.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

pervy old man behind the counter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, I was thinking of posting exactly the same thread! Spooky.

I'm a salted caramel giant chocolate button.

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spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shop keeper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"pervy old man behind the counter "

You're a lollipop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounty - a taste of paradise (Mrs)

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"pervy old man behind the counter

You're a lollipop."

sweet and always getting licked?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Raspberry Chocolate Ganache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A candy dummy, the shape could be used in some fun ways...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The one who breaks in at nighttime only to be found in the morning, bloated and sickened, by following a trail of discarded wrappers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pervy old man behind the counter

You're a lollipop.

sweet and always getting licked?"

Or sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaw breaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaw breaker "
what sort of sweet that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pervy old man behind the counter

You're a lollipop.

sweet and always getting licked?

Or sucked "

A wham bar, and no I'm not taking the Michael ,,,(Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee - love to be sucked on by older women and hard to break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a kinder surprise!

You never know what you get until you open me up!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Butter tablet.

Sickly sweet, terribly naughty, bad for your heart but oh so delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big white chocolate buttons that have hundreds and thousands on them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A couple of large marshmallows of questionable provenance.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd be a Sherbert Fountain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marshmallow rope and chocolate bananas

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One of those sweets that looks all luxurious in the packaging but turns out to be just a nice bit of chocolate with a caramel centre with a hint of a nutty flavour.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I would be a kinder surprise!

You never know what you get until you open me up!"

you've got a home made toy inside you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a fizzy cola bottle, in recognition of my zest for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pear drop or sugar mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to be my favourite.. jazzies

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Mars bar.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

An 'allsort'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherbert dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midget gems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a freddo, cheap and filled with caramel

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

A polo ill leave all the innuendo to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last bit of liquorice root in the dusty jar tucked away on a high shelf long forgotten and still baring a price label set in old money...... or to be precise ..... "ha'penny a stick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a kinder surprise!

You never know what you get until you open me up!

you've got a home made toy inside you? "

Shhhhhhh! Doctors taking it out next week! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of Chocolate as I melt on the tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lemon Bon Bon

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Fireball.... You know it's a bad idea, but you can't resist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Nerds.

-Courtney

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Sours you'll learn to love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A piece of Chocolate as I melt on the tongue "

That you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a pear drop because i just love to be sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Bonbon. So good they named me twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a lone mysterious sweet, that nobody knows what it is, nobody buys it, no other one exists, even the shopkeeper is afraid to go near, and has left it all alone in it's very own cabinet. Just waiting for the right person to dare to by me and put me in their mouth. WOOOOOOO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hundreds and thousands cos one taste just isn't enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a lone mysterious sweet, that nobody knows what it is, nobody buys it, no other one exists, even the shopkeeper is afraid to go near, and has left it all alone in it's very own cabinet. Just waiting for the right person to dare to by me and put me in their mouth. WOOOOOOO!!!!! "

You need to become a malteaser i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a lone mysterious sweet, that nobody knows what it is, nobody buys it, no other one exists, even the shopkeeper is afraid to go near, and has left it all alone in it's very own cabinet. Just waiting for the right person to dare to by me and put me in their mouth. WOOOOOOO!!!!!

You need to become a malteaser i think"

I'd be rank by now, please don't, I've had a hard life, poor sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a lone mysterious sweet, that nobody knows what it is, nobody buys it, no other one exists, even the shopkeeper is afraid to go near, and has left it all alone in it's very own cabinet. Just waiting for the right person to dare to by me and put me in their mouth. WOOOOOOO!!!!!

You need to become a malteaser i think

I'd be rank by now, please don't, I've had a hard life, poor sod. "

Jump into another jar and have some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a lone mysterious sweet, that nobody knows what it is, nobody buys it, no other one exists, even the shopkeeper is afraid to go near, and has left it all alone in it's very own cabinet. Just waiting for the right person to dare to by me and put me in their mouth. WOOOOOOO!!!!!

You need to become a malteaser i think

I'd be rank by now, please don't, I've had a hard life, poor sod.

Jump into another jar and have some fun "

I can't , I'm a sweet, do me a favour mate, drop me in a jar allsorts, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spangles. No longer produced but missed by everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be allsorts as im a fabswinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Reeces peanut buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fireball.... You know it's a bad idea, but you can't resist x"
(thumb )

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By *rs PleasuresWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd be a double dip.

They were my favourite. Who knew eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a double dip.

They were my favourite. Who knew eh? "

I'll take all the double dips in stock in that case then! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super sour fizz balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet no likes that just sits at back of the shelf covered in dust.

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Fat !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be a double dip.

They were my favourite. Who knew eh? "

I loved them too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice whip, because using a chocolate reference is frankly beneath me

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Probably vanilla fudge....really sweet and Moorish..

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I might be a bit odd but I found the cartoon bunny on the cadburys caramel adverts very sexy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liquorice whip, because using a chocolate reference is frankly beneath me "

Watch me whip!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harribo egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aniseed Balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chocolate orange you can crack open

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By *rs PleasuresWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd be a double dip.

They were my favourite. Who knew eh? I loved them too . "

We clearly have shared good taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Wonka scrumdiddlyumptious bar

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By *rs PleasuresWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd be a double dip.

They were my favourite. Who knew eh?

I'll take all the double dips in stock in that case then! Xx"

You greedy thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A haribo cola bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fat kid

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Opal Fruits.

I'd make your mouth water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a drum stick..... loads of sucking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooseberry fruit things you that make you go ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pix n mix

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Opal fruits, made to make your mouth water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury Dairy Milk. Solid, reliable and can melt to cover any other sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteser , better in yer mouth cause will make a right mess of your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I see fab as pick and mix so what sweet are you in this fab sweet shop. "

Probably something gross Noone touches or wants like a victory v,or fisherman's friend.

Mr

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By *estrianuyMan
over a year ago

chester

What about a walnut whip !

Think about it lol ??

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Tutti Frutti

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A king sized mars bar. The size they had back in the 80s. Same dimension, texture, and colour.

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By *im le2Man
over a year ago

AYLESTONE

I'm a jelly baby . Loved by everybody .

But I look more like a marshmallow all soft and cuddly .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soother - nice to suck with a liquid to soothe your throat

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Clitoris allsorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge gob stopper that gives you jaw ache but you have to keep sucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nuts coved in choc .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There you go Jo, is that enough to choose from?

Peardrop

Love Heart

Refresher

Bertie liquorice

Salted Caramel Chocolate Disc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry bon bons, sticky, chewy and kind of sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thorntons toffee.. Need good oral skills to cope with it..

And tasty, one piece isn't enough!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

If FAB was a sweetshop, I'd be overweight.

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