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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm wide awake and under occupied! Morning troops!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess we wake up horny.

Maybe some are just finishing work..

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last 45 mins b4 home time zzzz

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I guess we wake up horny.

Maybe some are just finishing work.."

Yes bit of both I guess, there's definitely a feeding frenzy lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let them

Smell the blood lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Last 45 mins b4 home time zzzz"

I couldn't do it. ..

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't let them

Smell the blood lol "

Haha! Yea it feels a bit like that! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol

Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Frisky and everyone else

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !"

It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning Frisky and everyone else

Morning Daniel - the morning crew are skiving today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Frisky!

Its all those years of getting up early to muck out ingrained! x

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !

It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning. "

You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!

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over a year ago

"Morning Frisky and everyone else

Morning Daniel - the morning crew are skiving today!

Did wonder where they were

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning Frisky!

Its all those years of getting up early to muck out ingrained! x"

Ha, you know I never did cos I liked to skip mine out and give them more Hay at midnight! Except to ride before the horseflies wake up, that was good.

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over a year ago

"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol

Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!

Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol

Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!

Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol"

You're a man who likes a mask though I see!

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !

It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.

You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!

I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days.

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Ouch!!

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over a year ago

"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol

Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!

Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol"

Sounds like fun!

Think I might try and catch another hour of zzzeds! x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?"

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bedrooms I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !

It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.

You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!

I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days. "

Ah well that's a good enough excuse, well done you, that's good going for 26!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!"

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean "he pops out and bang"?????

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night

I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!

I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bedrooms I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm

Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !

It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.

You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!

I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days.

Ah well that's a good enough excuse, well done you, that's good going for 26!"

Thanks. It's hard graft at the moment, hopefully it pays off in the long run

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime

Call it confused! ! Sounds like everyone is out of sorts this morning! !

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"What do you mean "he pops out and bang"?????

Went to go back in me and hit my pelvis bone. Fractured penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean "he pops out and bang"?????

Went to go back in me and hit my pelvis bone. Fractured penis

I made a perfect round donut hole with my mouth reading that!!

Ooooo ouchy, poor fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Hows Trudy Glen?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Morning Throb lol!

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too. "

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Hows Trudy Glen?"

Fantastic thanks and yourself? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Morning Throb lol!

Morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime

Call it confused! ! Sounds like everyone is out of sorts this morning! !

I'm certainly not confused, maybe overly inquisitive about your profile though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most males wake up horny

most females get horny 1-2 hours after

thats why females always think that males after them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Hows Trudy Glen?

Fantastic thanks and yourself? X"

Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!

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over a year ago

"Good morning ms frisky

Morning all have a super day

Hows Trudy Glen?

Fantastic thanks and yourself? X

Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!"

Same here im off the scale in the morning

. Think you need to relieve the tension

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery. "

Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"most males wake up horny

most females get horny 1-2 hours after

thats why females always think that males after them

Haha was the other way round in my marriage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

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over a year ago

Fantastic thanks and yourself? X

Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!

Same here im off the scale in the morning

. Think you need to relieve the tension

Theres a scale.

Why did no one tell me this?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime

Call it confused! ! Sounds like everyone is out of sorts this morning! !

I'm certainly not confused, maybe overly inquisitive about your profile though

Haha fill yer boots

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.

Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now"

Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!

You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

No coffee cos this is not a morning thread! !

But if you're volunteering. .........

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over a year ago

Fantastic thanks and yourself? X

Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!

Same here im off the scale in the morning

. Think you need to relieve the tension

Theres a scale.

Why did no one tell me this?

You was too busy thinking naughty thoughts

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

Morning Vara. If there is I wouldn't mind one, no milk with three sugars please. X

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.

Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now

Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!

You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !"

Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.

Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

Frothy especially for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee should be on 24/7. even better an IV...but if I must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

Frothy especially for you xx"

Thanks ace

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.

Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now

Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!

You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !

Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.

Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy

Large brandy! !! Take care of you x

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over a year ago

"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time! "

morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time!

morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -

xx"

I wonder why I'm always horny in the morning then lol?? Anticipation maybe haha!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all.

I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery

A very odd night indeed

Oh my word! !

What happened? ?

We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang

Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.

He's now on his way to surgery.

I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!

Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...

Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !

Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.

Concerned obviously but angry too.

Hope you are ok.

Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.

Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now

Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!

You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !

Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.

Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy

Large brandy! !! Take care of you x"

Thanks hun x

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Morn. I so hate getting up this early . Got to to do my customer service course .i feel tired this morn i think i need match sticks. An i so want to go back to bed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

Frothy especially for you xx

Thanks ace

It's ok, I get Marvin to make it. He's ma Minion

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Meh, that is all

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Meh, that is all "

Pha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time!

morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -

maybe haha - think it comes from caveman days of hunting early morning for the family -

I wonder why I'm always horny in the morning then lol?? Anticipation maybe haha!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Good morning fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fabbers

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Morning ladies - I might go for the last attempt at a snooze in a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx

Frothy especially for you xx

Thanks ace

It's ok, I get Marvin to make it. He's ma Minion

Bet Marvin doesn't mind, mines Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moooorning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go moning shaggers. Looks like a nice day today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning,bore da chums

Its a beautiful day , have a fantastic time and share those smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning,bore da chums

Its a beautiful day , have a fantastic time and share those smiles

Morning Taff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning,bore da chums

Its a beautiful day , have a fantastic time and share those smiles

Morning Taff x"

Good morning

xxx

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

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Ooh I managed to get another whole hour, what joy!

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