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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Allo, allo!

Well, we've made it out of Spain, and are briefly passing through France on the way to Italy.

Tonight in Carcassonne.

What on earth is the point of building the largest, best, most-impregnable fort imaginable if, on your first seige, you surrender within 5 days because (and I quote) "it was a bit hot for fighting"

Admittedly though, the food's looking up.

What stereotypes come to your mind when one thinks of things français?

Mr ddc

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A be-striped yokel with a beret riding a bike smelling of garlic with a string of onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy language and stylish women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A be-striped yokel with a beret riding a bike smelling of garlic with a string of onions "

And chewing on a frogs leg..lol..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Allo, allo!

Well, we've made it out of Spain, and are briefly passing through France on the way to Italy.

Tonight in Carcassonne.

What on earth is the point of building the largest, best, most-impregnable fort imaginable if, on your first seige, you surrender within 5 days because (and I quote) "it was a bit hot for fighting"

Admittedly though, the food's looking up.

What stereotypes come to your mind when one thinks of things français?

Mr ddc"

Snotty bastards.

Born out when we spent a week in Paris, the only decent interaction we had was with immigrant workers.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Sexy language and stylish women."

Unfortunately I'm a bit like a character from a 70s Pink Panther cartoon, and am still saying 'Si' instead of 'oui', so haven't quite got the language sorted yet.

All Mediterranean women are sexy and stylish.

Well, nearly as much as Mrs ddc, obvs

(Phew, good save )

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What stereotypes come to your mind when one thinks of things français?

Mr ddc"

Good food, good wine, and good cakes.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Carcassonne is really pretty. I liked it a lot. Actually I loved driving through France way more than Spain.

Not really on topic sorry but have a lovely time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Good food, good wine, and good cakes."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

"
ooh la la!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had a social with a French lady once and she was so lovely! Wore leather too!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Carcassonne is really pretty. I liked it a lot. Actually I loved driving through France way more than Spain.

Not really on topic sorry but have a lovely time. "

I don't mind about off-topic, so long as I'm not getting my arse chewed for some other dodgy post!

Spanish countryside was a bit samey by the end, though the Pyrenees was amazing.

Amazing cities in Spain though, we loved it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

ooh la la! "

The rest of my French is 'je voudrais' and pointing.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

"

Mrs ddc has been told she's not allowed to bring her Brie into the car.

Haven't done frottage since me courting days on the Norfolk coast (too cold to get fully naked there)

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

ooh la la!

The rest of my French is 'je voudrais' and pointing. "

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Carcassonne is really pretty. I liked it a lot. Actually I loved driving through France way more than Spain.

Not really on topic sorry but have a lovely time.

I don't mind about off-topic, so long as I'm not getting my arse chewed for some other dodgy post!

Spanish countryside was a bit samey by the end, though the Pyrenees was amazing.

Amazing cities in Spain though, we loved it."

I liked the scenery through France better. It's much richer than Spain somehow. Greener and the supermarkets are miles better. I loved Barcelona and Valencia though and I'd really like to go back to Ronda. We were in each place for a day at a time and I was working so didn't get to see much.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And the Pyrenees were spectacular... unless you're on a bike! I was glad to be the support team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your having a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French have never forgiven us for saving their smelly arses in WW1 and WW2. The first phrase French kids learn is "Je me rends".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore France and have always had positive experiences with the French. My first wife was French and I lived in Paris for a while. I would love to retire there one day.

As for stereotypes, I think of guys with bushy moustaches, drinking red wine and smoking Gauloises. My ex wifes uncle was like that to a T!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

ooh la la!

The rest of my French is 'je voudrais'

and pointing.

"
you can point at my 'coq au vin'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I adore France and have always had positive experiences with the French. My first wife was French and I lived in Paris for a while. I would love to retire there one day.

As for stereotypes, I think of guys with bushy moustaches, drinking red wine and smoking Gauloises. My ex wifes uncle was like that to a T! "

I adore France, including Paris. I've never had a bad experience there. In fact I chattered in my schoolgirl French and they were far too polite to laugh.

I am also a recent convert to Italy. Another beautiful country full of lovely people and good food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The French have never forgiven us for saving their smelly arses in WW1 and WW2. The first phrase French kids learn is "Je me rends"."
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They dragged that hundred year war out a bit though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd love to go to Carcassonne.

My favourite French stereotypical thing: boulangerie. Maybe add a bit of fromage.

I like a bit of frottage too.

ooh la la!

The rest of my French is 'je voudrais'

and pointing.

you can point at my 'coq au vin' "

I haven't seen that picture. Avatar challenge?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"A be-striped yokel with a beret riding a bike smelling of garlic with a string of onions "
We have seen you riding round the north lane district singing Maurice Chevalier songs showing off your massive onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I adore France and have always had positive experiences with the French. My first wife was French and I lived in Paris for a while. I would love to retire there one day.

As for stereotypes, I think of guys with bushy moustaches, drinking red wine and smoking Gauloises. My ex wifes uncle was like that to a T! "
.

La mer

Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs

A des reflets d'argent

La mer

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I adore France and have always had positive experiences with the French. My first wife was French and I lived in Paris for a while. I would love to retire there one day.

As for stereotypes, I think of guys with bushy moustaches, drinking red wine and smoking Gauloises. My ex wifes uncle was like that to a T! .

La mer

Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs

A des reflets d'argent

La mer "

I'm singing that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit to a hate of the French!!! I served with the Royal Navy and knew people who had been attacked by Exocet missiles down south. There was an arms embargo against Argentina which stopped them buying arms but the French supplied 8 missiles and the technicians to fire them at British servicemen free of charge so that the embargo wouldn't be broken. I hate them and make no attempt to hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great lovers. Not according to my mate who married a Frenchman. I'm trying to remember if I've had the pleasure of a French man yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

France would be lovely if the French weren't there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soixante neuf.

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