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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

do men force farts out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos it's funny. Can't beat farty humour

I'm such a child

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Better out than in.

Allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll explode if you keep them in.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My late quasi father in law used to say "better an empty house than a bad tenant".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't. It's involuntary when their finger is pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better an empty flat than a bad tenant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb does it to stop me sticking fingers in his arse.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My fwb does it to stop me sticking fingers in his arse."

It wouldn't stop me. I'd just put on a gas mask and gloves.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My late quasi father in law used to say "better an empty house than a bad tenant".

Turns out he's less dead than you thought!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

We were all brought up on "bottom" humour. Blame Richie and Eddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no matter how many times a man hears a fart through out his life he will always be amused. It's nature, don't question it ....... now pull my finger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fwb does it to stop me sticking fingers in his arse.

It wouldn't stop me. I'd just put on a gas mask and gloves.

Tempting! Though he and I have no secrets anymore anyway. He watched me throw up all over his bathroom, Linda Blair style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no matter how many times a man hears a fart through out his life he will always be amused. It's nature, don't question it ....... now pull my finger!! "

Exactly this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted I farted

I made a trouser cough

I whistled in my y fronts

I've just peeled one off.

Snigger.

Still a favourite.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about anyone else but if I don't fart, I have faint inducing pain... Probably because I have IBS but if I need to fart, I fart....

Fatbird

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

because farting is funny...

I challenge you not to laugh.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtZgs8k8dU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help it I still find people farting hilarious.

When I was 14 me and some friends did one of those summer activity yoga days. anyway minutes it was silent then...getting into a position there was the loudest rip roaring fart.

Everyone fell about laughing for a good ten minutes. When we finally started breathing again my best mate pointed the finger at me and said I've never heard you fart before why now?!

Only it wasnt me it was the poor girl next to me who had no friends with her. Poor love she did laugh though

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"because farting is funny...

I challenge you not to laugh.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtZgs8k8dU"

I don't .....especially when it lingers

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Is it only dogs who are surprised by their own farts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even better farting after anally inhaling helium...cute squeeze

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