FabSwingers.com forum: The odd sock club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have an odd sock?

Would you like it to fulfill it's life destiny of being worn as part of a pair?

Well fear no more and welcome to the Fab Odd Sock Club.

All you need to do is post a description of your odd sock and hopefully we'll find its perfect match.

Love socks. Love The Odd Sock Club.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have three odd socks: size 3.

1) Falke, black ankle sock

2) Bamboo, black ankle sock (L - R is missing)

3) Cotton, seam free sea spray green sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperately seeking Sunday!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away."

I did that with one and then the buggering other side turned up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing odd about my socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get odd socks!!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Every pair of socks I wear is an odd pair, apparently it is a scorpio thing (I know there is an astrology thread, so I am not trying to start one). I have a whole meshy laundry bag full of them ... that means mine, Mr's and the four teenagers that share our odd sock habitat ... have given up trying to find a matching pair and Mr just keeps buying new pairs every week.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away.

I did that with one and then the buggering other side turned up!"

That's why I haven't thrown them away, but they've been hanging around in the way for a while now.

I could just go and buy 7 pairs of socks and commit to throwing the single ones away, along with their pairs, if they should turn up.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a section of my sock and tights drawer just for odd socks. One day I shall find the match for each one. Or they shall become dusters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do they go too though

???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn't a discussion about odd socks, so please only post to leave a description of your odd sock so we can help unite them.

- Odd Sock Club Admin

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This isn't a discussion about odd socks, so please only post to leave a description of your odd sock so we can help unite them.

- Odd Sock Club Admin"

I did and everyone ignored me so I decided to chat about socks instead.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a section of my sock and tights drawer just for odd socks. One day I shall find the match for each one. Or they shall become dusters."

They do make good dusters for things like the telly screen and the slats on Venetian blinds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a discussion about odd socks, so please only post to leave a description of your odd sock so we can help unite them.

- Odd Sock Club Admin

I did and everyone ignored me so I decided to chat about socks instead.

You really can't expect to find a match with just a few other people posting details - have you never tried online dating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a section of my sock and tights drawer just for odd socks. One day I shall find the match for each one. Or they shall become dusters.

They do make good dusters for things like the telly screen and the slats on Venetian blinds.

FFS, reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn't a discussion about odd socks, so please only post to leave a description of your odd sock so we can help unite them.

- Odd Sock Club Admin"

It's black

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This isn't a discussion about odd socks, so please only post to leave a description of your odd sock so we can help unite them.

- Odd Sock Club Admin

I did and everyone ignored me so I decided to chat about socks instead.

You really can't expect to find a match with just a few other people posting details - have you never tried online dating?"

I was really specific about what I seek. Size (cos it DOES matter) and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here, I'm so fussy about clothes (probably because I prefer to be naked, but I'm only recently aware of this)but all my socks are the same style, of the same brand, so they all look identical (except for the older ones which are fading a little) so it doesn't matter whether they're odd or on the wrong foot

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock"

I have a cotton, seam free sea spray green ankle sock in size 3. Oodles of personality and fresh as a fresh thing.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away."

Cut them up and turn them into bobbles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away.

Cut them up and turn them into bobbles."

Ermmm, we are pro sock here - we re-home not euthanise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a cotton, seam free sea spray green ankle sock in size 3. Oodles of personality and fresh as a fresh thing.

And who says you can't find a match online?!?

But we are going to string you along for a bit to see if any better offers comes along anyway.

-Courtney

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Does anyone want too sift through and try and match up my stockings? Some are easier than others, so you are warned

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a cotton, seam free sea spray green ankle sock in size 3. Oodles of personality and fresh as a fresh thing.

And who says you can't find a match online?!?

But we are going to string you along for a bit to see if any better offers comes along anyway.

-Courtney"

I get it. Sea spray green isn't for everyone and I know size 3 puts some off.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away.

Cut them up and turn them into bobbles.

Ermmm, we are pro sock here - we re-home not euthanise."

Ooops sorry. Hope I didn't offend any solo socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 missing black sock.

1 brown one

Both with small holes near the big toe. If found please dine and return.

Thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone want too sift through and try and match up my stockings? Some are easier than others, so you are warned

Ooh me, warning though, I'm on fab, I might just sniff them and jizz in my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just purchased www.fabsocks.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock"

I have a green and pink striped fluffy sock if that's any good. Freshly washed and smelling like a field of flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 missing black sock.

1 brown one

Both with small holes near the big toe. If found please dine and return.

Thankyou xx"

You want someone to eat them and...??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just purchased www.fabsocks.com

Have a look at Justfab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a green and pink striped fluffy sock if that's any good. Freshly washed and smelling like a field of flowers."

Tempting. Very tempting. The pink is a bonus. How far up the ankle does it go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 missing black sock.

1 brown one

Both with small holes near the big toe. If found please dine and return.

Thankyou xx

You want someone to eat them and...??"
trust me. You would not wanna eat my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a green and pink striped fluffy sock if that's any good. Freshly washed and smelling like a field of flowers.

Tempting. Very tempting. The pink is a bonus. How far up the ankle does it go?"

Just under my knee

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I have 7.

All are black and ankle length but none is a match to any of the others, somehow.

I should throw them away.

Cut them up and turn them into bobbles.

Ermmm, we are pro sock here - we re-home not euthanise."

My daughter used to cut many of ours up and turn them into Barbie boob tube dresses ... now we is a teenager, so is doing the same thing with leggings, minus the Barbie dolls ... I try to keep scissors away from here

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Odd socks go in the bin.

I will not tolerate them.

My ex used to seperate pairs and take one of each to wear odd socks just to piss me off, and you always ended up with one being completely shrivelled because it went through the wash multiple times (despite being clean) because I refused to put one in the wash without the other.

Probably part of the reason I broke up with him if I'm honest.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a green and pink striped fluffy sock if that's any good. Freshly washed and smelling like a field of flowers.

Tempting. Very tempting. The pink is a bonus. How far up the ankle does it go?

Just under my knee

Is this the same measuring system that men on fab use to measure their dicks?

Doesn't matter! It's a match! I'll need a pic first, naturally. PM me.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we never used to have any - now we have a bundle in the airing cupboard - every so often we find the other half to one or two -

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I cheat! I buy several packs of socks all the same colour/design! Odd socks remain until the "lost" sock turns up which in reality is probably the partner of another lost sock. You think you`ve made a pair back up when you`re actually a pair down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a silly system - I currently have a bag of odd socks in the wardrobe with about 30 socks in. When we moved in together I seem to have brought numerous odd socks with me and he has some because he never had me to sort his washing. Every week I empty out the bag and match the pairs that have gone through the wash separately and lost their partner.

I often embrace the odd socks and wear them without a care...under boots of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one dark and light green striped fluffy sock. Above ankle length. Needs a match. Green sock sought, but size is unimportant. The personality of the dock matters more.

Please, no socks that smell of feet. How hard is it to go in the washing machine before a meet? Do we really have to say this?!?!

-Courtney on behalf of her green fluffy sock

I have a green and pink striped fluffy sock if that's any good. Freshly washed and smelling like a field of flowers.

Tempting. Very tempting. The pink is a bonus. How far up the ankle does it go?

Just under my knee

Is this the same measuring system that men on fab use to measure their dicks?

Doesn't matter! It's a match! I'll need a pic first, naturally. PM me.

-Courtney"

I'll put it next to a Sky remote and take a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A purple sock with pink on the toes.. my favourite pair too, so comfy

tell it that I am not angry and come home soon

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did you know there's a name for pairing socks?

You flipe your socks. Then you'd never have off ones.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Or even odd ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just checked my sock drawer and found two pairs of odd socks........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any odd socks at the moment, it makes me very sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any odd socks at the moment, it makes me very sad

neither have I now - on the strength of this thread I took them all and binned the lot - not sad at all here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MURDERER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any socks at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MURDERER!"

better to put them out of their misery - lay there suffering for so long -

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

My odd-sock drawer is fuller than my paired sock drawer.

And why is it always the left one that goes missing?

Mr ddc

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My odd-sock drawer is fuller than my paired sock drawer.

And why is it always the left one that goes missing?

Mr ddc"
surely its the right one that goes missing .. The one in your drawer is the one that's left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wear odd socks, have done since I was 15. Sorted, or not sorted rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always buy the same type of sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks are nothing but foot prisons...

Free the feet!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

surely its the right one that goes missing .. The one in your drawer is the one that's left

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Mr ddc

surely its the right one that goes missing .. The one in your drawer is the one that's left

What's the left and right business? they're not bleedin gloves, handed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks are nothing but foot prisons...

Free the feet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a picture of me wearing one sock as my avatar on here, it was my most popular pic by far.

Weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IO?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IO?

Good times! Thanks for remembering my sock lib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have odd socks. I wear different socks all the time but convinced myself I have a second pair just like them .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Do you think all the people who are UNLOS found their socks and felt their lives were complete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think all the people who are UNLOS found their socks and felt their lives were complete?"

Possibly. I lost my stripey sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found one multi-coloured turquoise and pink sock, looks to be quite small.

Any takers?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I will check in 'sock holding' and see what other halves I'm missing!

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

odd soks the washer eats them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks, but I've lost one.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an odd sock?

Would you like it to fulfill it's life destiny of being worn as part of a pair?

Well fear no more and welcome to the Fab Odd Sock Club.

All you need to do is post a description of your odd sock and hopefully we'll find its perfect match.

Love socks. Love The Odd Sock Club.

After fumbling about gwtting late for work for tge 40th time, I got to the point where i was tired of it and threw away all my old socks after buying 20 new pairs

Blasphemy.

Think of all the socks that could have beem reunited to a pair, or all rhe one legged people in the world that can't afford socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an odd sock?

Would you like it to fulfill it's life destiny of being worn as part of a pair?

Well fear no more and welcome to the Fab Odd Sock Club.

All you need to do is post a description of your odd sock and hopefully we'll find its perfect match.

Love socks. Love The Odd Sock Club.

After fumbling about getting late for work for the 40th time, I got to the point where i was tired of it and threw away all my old socks after buying 20 new pairs black/white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for specifying the colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an odd sock?

Would you like it to fulfill it's life destiny of being worn as part of a pair?

Well fear no more and welcome to the Fab Odd Sock Club.

All you need to do is post a description of your odd sock and hopefully we'll find its perfect match.

Love socks. Love The Odd Sock Club.

After fumbling about gwtting late for work for tge 40th time, I got to the point where i was tired of it and threw away all my old socks after buying 20 new pairs

Blasphemy.

Think of all the socks that could have beem reunited to a pair, or all rhe one legged people in the world that can't afford socks."

The socks are in a better place now. Out of my sight

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I deliberately wear odd socks, to foil the sock monster. So, I never pair them up, and cant say if I ever have "odd socks".

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I've found one multi-coloured turquoise and pink sock, looks to be quite small.

Any takers?"

I actually think I had one like that!

I'll take it!

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By *eganbabygirlWoman
over a year ago

Newry

If i have 2 odd socks, i pair them up; be a rebel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more odd socks than I do pairs. I match my socks by texture rather than by design so I nearly always wear odd socks but they never feel odd. It's not something that has ever bothered me.

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