FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the funniest profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the funniest profile you have seen on here and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt want to take the piss out of anyones profile,what people have on their profiles is their business really x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not about piss taking,its about what they have requested,come on its freezing just trying to inject some fun here

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I think the OP meant amusing funny, not saddo funny...

...and it's mine of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....are we allowed to name others profiles though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the OP meant amusing funny, not saddo funny...

...and it's mine of course!

agreed...some pretty hilarious pics on there

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think the funniest ones are the angry ones.... but then I like seeing other people's misery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some of the pics are a tad mad and you think,what the fuck???

no we can't name and shame,done that before and got in lots and lots of trouble

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think the OP meant amusing funny, not saddo funny...

...and it's mine of course!

agreed...some pretty hilarious pics on there"

Ouch! Cancel that train to Scotland!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scotland are you mad,too cold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like seeing some status messages they make me laugh out loud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the OP meant amusing funny, not saddo funny...

...and it's mine of course!

agreed...some pretty hilarious pics on there

Ouch! Cancel that train to Scotland!!

will close down that hareem then...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol - the 'proffessionul' 'couple' who mailed us recently - on for over a year, not pic veried, not personally veried, no pics, silhouette avatar, ticked all the 'interests' they always make me laugh! Hilarious! Z

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think the OP meant amusing funny, not saddo funny...

...and it's mine of course!

agreed...some pretty hilarious pics on there

Ouch! Cancel that train to Scotland!!

will close down that hareem then..."

Okay, okay, if you Scottish ladies really all want me I'll do a tour in the spring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....are we allowed to name others profiles though?"

Try it and see how quick the mods swoop

It is a bit sad though to poke fun at someone's profile without permission. though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol - the 'proffessionul' 'couple' who mailed us recently - on for over a year, not pic veried, not personally veried, no pics, silhouette avatar, ticked all the 'interests' they always make me laugh! Hilarious! Z"
I totally agree with you and they send friend requests as if!!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet."

If you are put off by that then surely the profile is a good one? An important part of a profile should always be to discourage some people otherwise they are false!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet."

They are the swinging equivalent of the European Union...loads of rules and sub-clauses no one can be arsed to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet.

They are the swinging equivalent of the European Union...loads of rules and sub-clauses no one can be arsed to read.

maybe i need to look at mine again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet.

They are the swinging equivalent of the European Union...loads of rules and sub-clauses no one can be arsed to read.

maybe i need to look at mine again x"

....only if it's not working for you!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I personaly find the angry all in Caps

"if you arnt bla bla bla fuck off"

"if you are Bla bla bla fuck off"

Just maks me wonder how they ever get a meet.

They are the swinging equivalent of the European Union...loads of rules and sub-clauses no one can be arsed to read.

maybe i need to look at mine again x"

Just looked. Not at all, you just list a few likes and dislikes and that's fine, nice and clear.

It was the 6 page verbose questionnaire and blood sample ones I was referring too! Some of them are REALLY over the top and often rudely dismissive!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Scotland are you mad,too cold lol"

we have ways of heating him up though

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Scotland are you mad,too cold lol

we have ways of heating him up though

Oddly that tiny outfit makes me feel warmer!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Scotland are you mad,too cold lol

we have ways of heating him up though

Oddly that tiny outfit makes me feel warmer!!

it's actually made of crisps

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Scotland are you mad,too cold lol

we have ways of heating him up though

Oddly that tiny outfit makes me feel warmer!!

it's actually made of crisps

Where's the 'tongue hanging out' smiley when you need it!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A lot of people say a certain simian colleague of mine has a funny profile... but its all true, he does actually collect fluff!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A lot of people say a certain simian colleague of mine has a funny profile... but its all true, he does actually collect fluff!

I can confirm there is nothing 'humorous' to read on my profile. Everything is factual and accurate at time of posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people say a certain simian colleague of mine has a funny profile... but its all true, he does actually collect fluff!

I can confirm there is nothing 'humorous' to read on my profile. Everything is factual and accurate at time of posting."

There are a lot funnier ones Mr Monkey than yours and some pretty tragic ones that make your one pretty normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have clauses on mine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have clauses on mine.....

Santa clauses?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have clauses on mine.....

Cause you is a pussy cat innit.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"i have clauses on mine.....

Mine too. You must be female and have a pulse.

But I am prepared to relax the pulse one for the right lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have clauses on mine.....

Mine too. You must be female and have a pulse.

But I am prepared to relax the pulse one for the right lady...

my pulse is in me clit

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Oh i say

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Any profile which says "Single Male"

But in the background of the photos....

Bathroom - tampax and other lady stuff.

Livingroom - wedding photos.

Kitchen - ladies underwear on a clothes hourse.

Bedroom - very obvious his and hers stuff on the bedside tables.

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