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Secret of living longer for men.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have ya bollocks chopped off before puberty

This will add 13 years to your life expectancy....You wont go bald or get acne...

And.........

you will always be able to sing "The snowman" song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you will never be nagged by your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or have kids that turn into that most evel of things.......the teenager!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Have ya bollocks chopped off before puberty

This will add 13 years to your life expectancy....You wont go bald or get acne...

And.........

you will always be able to sing "The snowman" song "

FFS Noooooooooooooooooooooo! you would have nothing to scratch while watching the telly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

even with all those advantages.somehow it still isnt all that appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or get married...

"

dosent age you just costs alot, ive made up my mind im going to walk down the street till i find a woman i dont like and buy her a house, would save a load in time and hastle.

p.s. must add annie and me arent married and never will be, few hope i rescued that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be better off going to war i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be better off going to war i think."

would hurt and cost less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have ya bollocks chopped off before puberty

This will add 13 years to your life expectancy....You wont go bald or get acne...

And.........

you will always be able to sing "The snowman" song "

And as if that isnt bad enough... You get called Aled

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

watching QI i see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love QI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love QI "

Thats coz you is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i knows that

And also the fact that emperor penguins only cum once a year, and for 10 seconds too

shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nights with you peaches would make me live longer.

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i knows that

And also the fact that emperor penguins only cum once a year, and for 10 seconds too

shame "

Like Father Christmas... Once a year... And down a chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i knows that

And also the fact that emperor penguins only cum once a year, and for 10 seconds too

shame "

They must be doing something right then cos there's fookin millions of 'em!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nights with you peaches would make me live longer.

xx"

awwww im blushing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nights with you peaches would make me live longer.

xx

awwww im blushing now "

come here and let me feel you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secrets of living longer for men.....one phase that will guarantee ya live a bit longer fellas is .....Yes dear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the secret to living longer is simply to marry a woman

you won't actually live any longer,it'll just fucking feel like it

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