Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Betsy says hi to dunc and El...oh I forgot I checked twice too " El brutus | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"El Brutus I don't know why it just popped into my head!" I know yours is a big black steed. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x" It's better to be on a horse than under one. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm on a glittering Unicorn, she's named Elsie " You can't go wrong with an Elsie or a Unicorn and you've got them combined. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x It's better to be on a horse than under one. Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!" Ouch! I used to work with a man we used to call Donkey Dick. He was good to be under. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bucephallus " How many hands? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who needs a horse when one naturally occupies the moral high ground? " It's so much better from the back of a horse. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" It's so much better from the back of a horse. " ...the end that pumps out the shit? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who needs a horse when one naturally occupies the moral high ground? " And thy shall be named Modesty | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need a pony girl name and can't think of one. Help. " Flossy. Next! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bucephallus How many hands?" About 14 or 15 I would estimate in Roman times, I prefer 16, or 17 if I must. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bucephallus How many hands? About 14 or 15 I would estimate in Roman times, I prefer 16, or 17 if I must. " That is a high horse! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bucephallus How many hands? About 14 or 15 I would estimate in Roman times, I prefer 16, or 17 if I must. " How many sky remotes is that???? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Who needs a horse when one naturally occupies the moral high ground? And thy shall be named Modesty " Who said I meant myself? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bucephallus How many hands? About 14 or 15 I would estimate in Roman times, I prefer 16, or 17 if I must. How many sky remotes is that???? " Oooh a lot, seven or eight!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol" I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"At the moment I am calling mine Petard since if I don't climb off it sharpish I risk being hoisted by it..." Don't blow up! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! " And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. I've only got as far as mounting a police officer. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pegasus - my horse can go higher than yours." You're a legend in your own lunchtime Lib! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pegasus - my horse can go higher than yours." Pffft.. Unicorn. With glitter. Pisses on your parade! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. " Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! " They haven't brought in a law for that yet! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! " Haha,they probably have!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pegasus - my horse can go higher than yours." You and feathered creatures?! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Pegasus - my horse can go higher than yours. You and feathered creatures?!" I've given up on that bloody thing. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! " As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. " I spent my entire youth riding bareback | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"mines called clothes clothes horse lol" Not short for Clothehilde then? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. I spent my entire youth riding bareback " SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x It's better to be on a horse than under one. Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!" I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. I spent my entire youth riding bareback SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it. " Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs..... Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x It's better to be on a horse than under one. Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on! I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it " OUCH! My hips hurt just reading that. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x It's better to be on a horse than under one. Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on! I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it " Ouch, i've managed to avoid that thank god, but I took both barrels in the arm once, that's all held together with plates and pins now. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. I spent my entire youth riding bareback SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it. Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs..... Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... " Shameless! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. I spent my entire youth riding bareback SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it. Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs..... Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... Shameless!" They always said I had an excellent seat and very good hands. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!" You've got two... pick a horse. One has to be the high horse. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol! And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking. Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! They haven't brought in a law for that yet! Haha,they probably have!! As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign. I spent my entire youth riding bareback SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it. Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs..... Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... Shameless! They always said I had an excellent seat and very good hands. " I'm sure your rising trot is something to behold. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Currently underhorsed x It's better to be on a horse than under one. Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on! I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it Ouch, i've managed to avoid that thank god, but I took both barrels in the arm once, that's all held together with plates and pins now." This reminds me of soldiers comparing and competing for battle scars! I think I got off lightly during my time! xx | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have 2 mares - lady penelope who is a diva and fat pats who is the loveliest horse you could ever wish to own. Currently being used as field ornaments while I recover from injury " Get better soon and get back on your high horse. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"SpankyWonderpants " I thought that was your name? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!" 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have 2 mares - lady penelope who is a diva and fat pats who is the loveliest horse you could ever wish to own. Currently being used as field ornaments while I recover from injury Get better soon and get back on your high horse." I miss being on my high horses not ridden since May | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse! 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse? " Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"tescos finest" Are you standing on the boxes? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"tescos finest Are you standing on the boxes?" these are turtles | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse! 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse? Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up? " I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol. I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"tescos finest" Was that the Top gear horse James May rode on. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would go with Penelope then, wars horse! Plus my old username was Athena and she's the goddess of war!" surely seawitch needs seabiscuit | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would go with Penelope then, wars horse! Plus my old username was Athena and she's the goddess of war!" If you stop for a bit would it be a Penelope pitstop? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse! 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse? Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up? I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol. I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school. " How do you get your hooves inbto the stirrups? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would go with Penelope then, wars horse! Plus my old username was Athena and she's the goddess of war! surely seawitch needs seabiscuit " Haha very good! Bags I Zenyatta!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse! 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse? Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up? I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol. I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school. How do you get your hooves inbto the stirrups? " With great difficulty. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My little Shetland Pony is called Duncan, Dunc for short. " This made me laugh a lot | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then " What's he called? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My little Shetland Pony is called Duncan, Dunc for short. This made me laugh a lot" I should have called him Scotty. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then What's he called? " Not sharing so not telling | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then What's he called? Not sharing so not telling " This is Fab, it's supposed to be NSA. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My little Shetland Pony is called Duncan, Dunc for short. This made me laugh a lot I should have called him Scotty. " Scot for short | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then What's he called? Not sharing so not telling This is Fab, it's supposed to be NSA." I don't understand! I was talking about horses, what were you talking about? I use reins not strings | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then What's he called? Not sharing so not telling This is Fab, it's supposed to be NSA. I don't understand! I was talking about horses, what were you talking about? I use reins not strings " NRA would get confused with that gun people thing. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?" How many hands? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? " Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?" I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. " Hahaha .... a real mouthful | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. Hahaha .... a real mouthful" Don't speak with your mouth full, dear. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. Hahaha .... a real mouthful Don't speak with your mouth full, dear. " Look who's talking, cheeky ... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes? How many hands? Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. Hahaha .... a real mouthful Don't speak with your mouth full, dear. Look who's talking, cheeky ..." | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""Mr Smug thread post with no right to reply" currently racing at Uttoxeter 5 to 1 " Dores that ever get shortened? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Mine will be called thewinninghorse" How sweet. They're just plodding around the Fab field waiting for something to jump over. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""Mr Smug thread post with no right to reply" currently racing at Uttoxeter 5 to 1 Dores that ever get shortened? " Not often. Happy to get a chance for a ride | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |