FabSwingers.com forum: Help! What do I do?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.

Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.

However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Learn your lesson!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Serves you fucking right

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Haha serves you right!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Basically don't stick your nose in where it isn't wanted

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Keep your face away from other peoples dirty knickers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Grow up?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.

Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.

However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

You made a bed - now you must lie in it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow, tough crowd tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma coming back really quickly.

Serves you right for invading the poor unsuspecting woman's privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrBrownNose rather than eyes.....hope you learnt your lesson and keep out of people's private space

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And hope she never finds out you've been raking through her dirty laundry or you won't have a bed to lie in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karma coming back really quickly.

Serves you right for invading the poor unsuspecting woman's privacy "

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

lmfao serves you right

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wow, tough crowd tonight

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you made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incontinence- the bain of older men & women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens.....get over it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MrBrownNose rather than eyes...."

Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....

I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.

Get off your high horses!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my high horse she's called Betsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a response... Hilarious !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I'm not on a high horse!

I don't know why you think you need sympathy for sticking your nose into shitty knickers though

I find the whole thing mildly amusing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think it's quite funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "

Lmfao

you sir win the Internet...

... wait a minute, what did you say *barf*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you expect OP, a round of applause?

A pat on the back and a 'well done old chap'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your nose out of other peoples business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....

Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....

I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.

Get off your high horses!!! "

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....

Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....

I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.

Get off your high horses!!! "

I'm on a Shetland Pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, tough crowd tonight

Maybe you chose the wrong crowd?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.

Get off your high horses!!! "

Not that I'm going to write on the Internet!

What did you expect? Sympathy? Counselling? Offers of unsoiled undercrackers from the suitably moistened ladies of the forum?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "

*snorts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....

Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....

I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.

Get off your high horses!!!

I'm on a Shetland Pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "

Did she have the good manners to rinse the brush after???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be thankful she doesn't suffer from fibroids. You could have had a huge blood clot on the end of your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

That probably says more about you than the reactions that you are getting

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Christ... I'd quit while you're ahead then!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

If it involves shit please keep it to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Please tell

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Please tell "

Yes, please share what worse things you've done. Your OP made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That probably says more about you than the reactions that you are getting"

Calm down geezer, geezus

And going on the reactions from my mild story of woe, I won't be regaling anyone with any further stories.

Goodnight all, thanks all for making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair it did make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculous in so many ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Christ... I'd quit while you're ahead then!

He's not ahead lol. In fairness best laugh I've had in ages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should be thankful she doesn't suffer from fibroids. You could have had a huge blood clot on the end of your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Here's a shovel - keep digging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Just quit while you're behind.

And for gods sake step away from the keyboard.

If I found a lodger going through any of my personal propery I'd throw them out in the street.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

op did you have a good ol sniff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may have put them there on purpose,knowing he is a secret knicker sniffer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any thought of sniffing was abruptly brought to an end by those god awful shit stains!

And yes the thought had crossed my mind that it was done on purpose... Certainly worked

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd better get the horses out of the stables.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why would you bring this back?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lel

I was replying to DestinyHeaven and Ruby0000

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why would you bring this back?!

For some there is no such thing as bad publicity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this made me howl laughing - wouldn't surprise me if landlady left them there to stop any antics from yourself -

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I like that landlady

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Now folks, me gran runs a little b&b in Slough and she said she's had a spate of knicker robbers!

can you Adam and Eve it?!?!?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Now folks, me gran runs a little b&b in Slough and she said she's had a spate of knicker robbers!

can you Adam and Eve it?!?!?!

Did you advise her to smear her bloomers with marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her some moist towelettes?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch

I can't even guess what that means.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Put me right off my chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch

I can't even guess what that means.

Good. You wouldn't appreciate it Lickety

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Now folks, me gran runs a little b&b in Slough and she said she's had a spate of knicker robbers!

can you Adam and Eve it?!?!?!

Did you advise her to smear her bloomers with marmite? "
just seepage problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd of given them a little lick.

I have no standards

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch

Just when I thought the tone couldn't get any lower...... you appear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, no sweetcorn?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should of wrapped them round your todger OP, sweet corn would of given s ribbed effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this thread has taken a turn for the worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should of wrapped them round your todger OP, sweet corn would of given s ribbed effect

Urban dictionary calls this a 'Green Giant'

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.

Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.

However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

"
. Trust is a a very important part of life . No one should even be considering looking through someone elses laundry basket , yet alone posting the details on a public form. These items were in a laundry basket waiting to be washed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was really dumb putting them in the laundry basket in the first place, surely everyone knows heavily soiled underwear should be put in a bucket of hot water to soak overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

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certainly has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she was really dumb putting them in the laundry basket in the first place, surely everyone knows heavily soiled underwear should be put in a bucket of hot water to soak overnight "

Just leave it to dry then work it off with some fine sandpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

certainly has

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch

Just when I thought the tone couldn't get any lower...... you appear!

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.

Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back

Just quit while you're behind.

And for gods sake step away from the keyboard.

If I found a lodger going through any of my personal propery I'd throw them out in the street."
. The best reply I have read on this issue .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

certainly has

Re: Pat69drive

I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.

I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I didn't think this was a huge wind up I'd worry. Looking back on rifling through laundry on your death bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should of wrapped them round your todger OP, sweet corn would of given s ribbed effect

Urban dictionary calls this a 'Green Giant' "

I fucking love the Internet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I love this! Ask her if she cleans her under crackers with a cricket bat..... beats the stains out haha

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

certainly has

Re: Pat69drive

I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.

I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that...

Hi. I prefer to stick to the rules and also respect other people's privacy. I am not quite sure how breaking rules can make life more interesting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

certainly has

Re: Pat69drive

I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.

I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that...

Involving innocent people to get yourself off isn't a good thing.

It's creepy and disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I did start this thread stating I am a perv.

I make no apologies

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse

certainly has

Re: Pat69drive

I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.

I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that...

I hope on my death bed one of my proudest memories isn't 'oh yeah remember that time I stole a pair of skiddy kecks from my unsuspecting landlady to slobber over!'

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"If I didn't think this was a huge wind up I'd worry. Looking back on rifling through laundry on your death bed lol

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. I was thinking the same . Is this post just a wind up? How many rational people would admit to going through someone else's laundry basket?. And then publish it on the internet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I did start this thread stating I am a perv.

I make no apologies"

We're all pervs on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."

A website for swingers.....

Not shitty knicker sniffers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."

Yes, but we are consenting; I doubt she expected you to go through her undies.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."

I'm a total deviant.

I don't believe in stealing and I'm not into scat.

That doesn't make me prudish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell them on ebay???

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.

I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.

Mr ddc

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.

I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.

Mr ddc"

This thread is so hilarious I have text Mr law to stop working and read it ... thanks guys

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The thunderous roar of thousands od block buttons being utilised.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

The cheek of the man

Maybe he did it for the crack

But it's left a stain on his character

He only wants the slate to be wiped clean now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."

You do make me laugh and I truly hope your winding us up.

Can I just say though it may be a swingers site but some of us have our limits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll read this thread tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do make me laugh and I truly hope your winding us up. "

Someone gets it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A website for swingers.....

Not shitty knicker sniffers

I never got to sniff them though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.

I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.

Mr ddc"

Thanks Mr Ddc

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"A website for swingers.....

Not shitty knicker sniffers

I never got to sniff them though

Please no, my mind is starting to go again ... visual image is one thing, don't want any other senses involved ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cheek of the man

Maybe he did it for the crack

But it's left a stain on his character

He only wants the slate to be wiped clean now"

I can't think of a punny replies... Only crap ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy

You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?

I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*purile not purple

Damn autocorrect

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

What? Ladies poo! My lord, I've heard it all now,lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some threads help people get meets. Some don't.

I'm off to get some biscuits. Nothing with chocolate on

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

OP you do know you posted this on Fabswingers, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I think I may make sure all my knickers go into wash bin the same as his land ladies now

Give any secret knicker sniffers that may be around a little surprise

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Some threads help people get meets. Some don't.

I'm off to get some biscuits. Nothing with chocolate on

Bourbon Tina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might start saving jizz in a container, wait for it to go hard, then grate it into some knickers - send the knickers to a laundry place and then sleep soundly knowing someone is potentially sniffing my cock sand

Wonder if it would make you sneeze like when you get dust up your nose.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.

Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.

However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade

I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?

. Trust is a a very important part of life . No one should even be considering looking through someone elses laundry basket , yet alone posting the details on a public form. These items were in a laundry basket waiting to be washed . "

No shit sherlock.

Watson...."But it was shit sherlock".

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I might start saving jizz in a container, wait for it to go hard, then grate it into some knickers - send the knickers to a laundry place and then sleep soundly knowing someone is potentially sniffing my cock sand

Wonder if it would make you sneeze like when you get dust up your nose."

Seasonal Rhinitis or semen Rhinitis?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy

You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?

I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture

Digging through anyone else's laundry basket, their underwear drawer or their personal possessions, without their knowledge is not, in any way, respectful.

I can't believe you thought you'd get anything other than the response you have.

Way to show yourself up as having no knowledge of or respect for appropriate limits and boundaries.

It'll probably make many wonder what other limits and boundaries you'd think it okay to ignore.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Again, just as you think you've seen it all on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy

You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?

I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture

Because my user name indicates my invasion of another person's privacy, amirite?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

What's the bet that the OP's next thread will be along the lines of, "I can't get any meets, what am I doing wrong?"

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"My god, some of you are so prudish!

Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
. It might be a swinging website but the normal rules of behaviour still apply . That includes respecting peoples privacy , manners , respect and consideration for other people .

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Basically don't stick your nose in where it isn't wanted

absolutely ,

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture

Lols - quite the gentleman

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