FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you at a meet?

By *inkxRabbit OP Woman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

For me losing a condom had to be amongst the most embarrassing. I found it a day later hiding behind my cervix but had to let the guy know. Excruciating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a guy tried to pick me up and I was too heavy

I did warn him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts! So embarrassing, but so funny at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I have bitten a guy's cock accidentally once before for picking me up without warning and trying to tip me upside down while I was giving him a BJ

This weekend I was playing with a bondage candle and the wick fell out while I was holding it and dripping wax over someone

Almost caught him alight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Had a TV's false finger nail come of inside me and had to fish it out, numerous "accidents"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a TV's false finger nail come of inside me and had to fish it out, numerous "accidents""
He nailed that one all right!

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By *inkxRabbit OP Woman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"Had a TV's false finger nail come of inside me and had to fish it out, numerous "accidents""

Oh no!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Failure to produce an erection in a public play room at a club.

There were extenuating circumstances, but the audience didn't know that.

All was well a little later.

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By *inkxRabbit OP Woman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"Failure to produce an erection in a public play room at a club.

There were extenuating circumstances, but the audience didn't know that.

All was well a little later."

That's gotta be the worst but you're not alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too embarrassed to say

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Too embarrassed to say

That's not on

Spit it out

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

An unexpected/hitherto undetected bout of vaginosis.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There was a satsuma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocked on the wrong house.

Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.

Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts! So embarrassing, but so funny at the same time

I'll second that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocked on the wrong house.

Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.

Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Failure to produce an erection in a public play room at a club.

There were extenuating circumstances, but the audience didn't know that.

All was well a little later."

That's nothing to be ashamed of! We aren't all porn stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me "

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Losing consciousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant really say but there was a donkey involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me. "

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "

What a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club

What a prick"

Bloody prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club

What a prick

Bloody prick

He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club

What a prick

Bloody prick

He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob."

Well personally I think it was rather rude of you to not tell mother to wait until the very respectful gentleman had finished!!!

It amazes me the reaction some people have to these things and in fairness my understanding is a large percentage of ladies are hornier during their period or around that time. So carry on and enjoy in my opinion

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

O think most people's reaction to the prick would be irritation with him. What a pathetic specimen.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The guy I met had only just slipped inside me and he came, not sure if I was that good or he was a little nervous.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Stage Fright and getting to the point of no return almost immediately

Nope we aren't all porn stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me. "

I had this but was too embarrassed to say so here. Not a period as I dont have them, it was more like spilt rose wine, I was mortified, he was ok with it, It was after foreplay so I wondered if he was a bit rough with me but it happens. Ended the meet though, he said he would take me home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops"

haha now that's proper comedy moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would of cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like something from a sit com lol, we did laugh and then carried on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "

OMG what a wuss!! Id of said something about not thinking he penis would reach that far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "

Men can be fucking vile. I'm really sorry this happened to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagining that slap has brightened my morning

thank you.

It's great when you can laugh a mistake off. There's a fine line between disastrous and hilarious (fun) sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stage Fright and getting to the point of no return almost immediately

Nope we aren't all porn stars

Been there buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting cramp !!! giggle so very un becoming and uber unsexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran out of fuel on the way there. On New Years Eve!

Fortunately my knight with a shining jerry can appeared and I made it up to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really get embarrassed - the usual fanny farts if ive had enough air pumped into me

- I do get foot cramps a lot but just shift position - often have to get up for a noseblow as I seem to always get a runny nose when I get hot and steamy - have lost pants in a club but that's no biggy - so no ive missed out on the embarrassing stuff ....................so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy

this reminded me it happened to a guy during sex, ended the meet, which tbh I was glad for as when I turned up, he didnt exactly match his profile. Scruffy individual and hadnt even changed the sheets, but I went ahead anyway as im nice like that, fabulous flat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy

Euuww Nothing as unsexy as scruffy and duurty.

I would have made a sharp exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts! So embarrassing, but so funny at the same time

Omg yes the first Time this happened to me i was so embarrassed

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Stage Fright and getting to the point of no return almost immediately

Nope we aren't all porn stars

Been there buddy! "

I'm glad it's not just me then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club

What a prick

Bloody prick

He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob."

Call me strange but I've always found it a turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming on my period mid shag

Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me

I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.

Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc

He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "

It's a poor soldier who can't fight through a bit of blood.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

At least most of these got that far..

I met a lady and we agreed to go to a hotel, we jumped in our cars to go there and she kept driving...

Cold feet or didn't fancy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group scene on the round table in Chams. One wonderfully greedy lady wanted several of us to cum on her body but I must have been too excited cos missed and shot the bloke the other side of her. He got really angry, even asking to "take it outside".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy

Euuww Nothing as unsexy as scruffy and duurty.

I would have made a sharp exit."

He was clean but the sheets were slept in not even made the bed but I guess I was just too nice back then. Im still nice but a bit more choosy now, lesson learnt

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

We had a guy round for a threesome , on our bed settee in the living room. A good night was had. The next evening we we're watching tv with the kids when Mrs W nudged me and discretely pointed to the tv stand where the used condom was still sat

she had to distract the lids while I quickly got rid of it pmsl

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By *inkxRabbit OP Woman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I've had a new very embarrassing moment, fortunately with my FB but embarrassing nonetheless.

As he entered me, missionary with my bum only just on the edge of the sofa. He lifts me into position and I fart right into his face. Romantic it certainly was not

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a new very embarrassing moment, fortunately with my FB but embarrassing nonetheless.

As he entered me, missionary with my bum only just on the edge of the sofa. He lifts me into position and I fart right into his face. Romantic it certainly was not

There was a thread recently by a guy who found women farting during sex a real turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her hubby phoned her in the middle of our shag, we did resume after

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I've had a new very embarrassing moment, fortunately with my FB but embarrassing nonetheless.

As he entered me, missionary with my bum only just on the edge of the sofa. He lifts me into position and I fart right into his face. Romantic it certainly was not

That made me laugh so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my ex FB gush for her first time she freaked out said she didn't like it I was embarrased , so was she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted her to suck my finger since I find it hot, I missed and tried to pick her nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated my knee cap !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar, a guy put me on his car bonnet after I told him I am REALLY heavy, he didn't believe me and it dented

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I had an allergic reaction to the condom, so severe that he freaked our and called an ambulance. Had to explain to my room mates

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Dislocated my knee cap !"

Someone bringing nibbles after I said we would meet at the sex cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three of us.

Got locked in back of our car forgot to take child locks off and car alarm went off as I climbed over front seat.

So much for being discreet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We arranged to meet a couple at a club. We were all staying there so arranged we would go to their room and all walk down the stairs together to the club!

I was wearing a corset and tutu skirt with no underwear and high heels.....I fell down the stairs and landed with my bare bum in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We arranged to meet a couple at a club. We were all staying there so arranged we would go to their room and all walk down the stairs together to the club!

I was wearing a corset and tutu skirt with no underwear and high heels.....I fell down the stairs and landed with my bare bum in the air

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Not a fab meet but I was staying at my mates house... Her, her bf, the bf's friend and me went out drinking and the bf's friend and I were both sleeping on the top floor (separate rooms - at least for the first two nights)... We got home, all very d*unk... The friend and I decided it would be a good idea to share a bed that night. I turned the light off before getting undressed.. One thing led to another and he was a bit rough. Woke up in the morning to find the bed covered in blood... Hand prints of blood too! I was mortified and then had to tell my friend what happened and ask for clean sheets. The guy then fucked off and I've not heard from him since!!

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"Knocked on the wrong house.

Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.

Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying. "

I was crying reading that lol! It was like, I don't know, you know when someone talks about toothache and you kinda start feeling it?

Ouch!!!

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan

t with a woman in her early 50's on my first profile here.

When I arrived at her house mid afternoon her friend had called in for a coffee, had to sit with the 2 of them passing the time of day for 20 mins, awkward but pleasant.

When she left we went upstairs and about 15 mins in her son walked in to the house to take her out for lunch, I had to sit silently on her bed waiting for her to get rid of him, she ended up leaving with him and I had to let myself out!

saw a picture it him in the way out, big scary looking fella!

Went back a few days later, afternoon of my life!

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan

"At least most of these got that far..

I met a lady and we agreed to go to a hotel, we jumped in our cars to go there and she kept driving...

Cold feet or didn't fancy me

Ouch!

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