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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have just said they had a crutch before Elsa got hold of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could have just said they had a crutch before Elsa got hold of them "
I just wanted to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a hind leg through eack leg hole,and its tail through the open crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday "

Sorry to laugh at your pain, but that would be hilarious.

When I was 13 and on my period my friend's dogs got into my overnight bag, so when we came back after dinner there were torn-up tampons all over the living room for her entire family to see. I was horrified, and I no longer had tampons.

Dogs can be amazing, but they can be shit too.

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a puppy with a liking for the kinky. Yesterday when my in laws came to visit they had a look round the house as we have just done it out and someone had left a dildo on the bed - it wasn't me and it wasn't my other half. The blame can only lie with the dog!! (Or the person who left it in his reach ) I could have died

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

should have said its for the puppy and the open crutch is where the tail goes!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot did that say about the vibrate ? This is the funniest thing I have ever read thanks

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

My friend was on doorstep talking to a neighbour and her two yr old brought out a vibrator to them she jumped the dividing wall so quick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday "
lol should of said mark who's are them things, are they yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday lol should of said mark who's are them things, are they yours. "
Mark here and may I say after the embarrassment Ali put me through when she caught me eating a pie on sky sports when I should have been on a diet, this is Piss Yourself Funny Payback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine had a delivery which her mum opened...her new wand, jewelled buttplug and bed strap set....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd just apologise and say she gets carried away whenever she's in season

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh how I'm laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its summer you was just letting the air get to your bits your fine Its a way of keeping nice and cool .

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

That is so funny, they do say never work with animals or children. You never know what the little fuckers will do next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks friends from Germany have been visiting us for a few days,and today weve been having a BBQ and a few drinks in the garden , when Elsa our puppy runs across the lawn with a pair of crotchless knickers I had on yesterday "

At least you wouldnt have a smeggy gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our cat's ate an entire used condom that we had left on bedside cabinet after sex.

He seemed to enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just apologise and say she gets carried away whenever she's in season "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

ive seen my niece go bright red and my daughter as well

as the dog has been in there bag and pulled out there bra and dived through the house with them behind at high speed

the laughable part is the dog had each cup at each side of his face

also there knickers have gone through the house often

I have to watch my boxers as they have gone through the house on numerous occasions

socks go walkies often as he pinches one and then comes back for the other, the usual comment dont think of it and its dive grab and gone with them

but hes quick for a yorkshire terrier miniture

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