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Reasons women don't need a man

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

(I'm not saying they wouldn't like one or two)

I can scratch my own undercarriage and fart.

If you're a woman, why don't you need a man?

If you're a man, what can women do that means they may not need you?

It's intended as a funny thread, so everyone please keep a tight grip on your dummies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's intended as a funny thread, so everyone please keep a tight grip on your dummies"

*gets popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know plenty of women who aren't scared of spiders and can get the lids off jars thus making men redundant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that difficult to replace a car battery.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh but I DO need a man, I find them totally essential to wellbeing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hitachi wand

Might as well close the thread now

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London


"The hitachi wand

Might as well close the thread now "

I'm happy to watch women when they're playing with that wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppetry of the penis....ya can't do that unless you are, or have handy, a male

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"It's intended as a funny thread, so everyone please keep a tight grip on your dummies

*gets popcorn*"

no cake and haribos too? Wilst you pull up a chair wearing your tin hat?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

*whilst

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Puppetry of the penis....ya can't do that unless you are, or have handy, a male "

That comment should be on the reasons women do need men thread. This is the reasons women don't need men thread.

Which brings me to another reason. ..

Men can't read instructions or follow direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I put a spin on it that is a true fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Puppetry of the penis....ya can't do that unless you are, or have handy, a male

That comment should be on the reasons women do need men thread. This is the reasons women don't need men thread.

There we go see..... i demonstrated a thing.

I was of use.

Which brings me to another reason. ..

Men can't read instructions or follow direction."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I put a spin on it that is a true fact "

Women are superior to men because of one thing they have an extra layer of body fat !its true

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They die too young, when we're at our peak - lightweights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are more than capable of causing wars without the need of men, or God (who is a man anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are more than capable of causing wars without the need of men, or God (who is a man anyway) "

No, Alanis Morrisette is God.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm able to do my own DIY.

My ex sat and watched me put together a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andy57TV/TS
over a year ago

york

Write thier name in the snow whilst having a pee LOL tin hay Tim me thinks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't need a man but It would be nice to have a best friend as well as a lover I do wonder with all the "don't need a person of the other sex thread" that some have lost faith or maybe they simply don't want a partner well I must say it would be nice to have a partner after all I do want a family etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there are enough items on the Internet to keep a smile on my face. Oh and women make better kissers so everyone's a winner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few friends who love watching me cum. You need a man for that lol

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I don't need a man but It would be nice to have a best friend as well as a lover I do wonder with all the "don't need a person of the other sex thread" that some have lost faith or maybe they simply don't want a partner well I must say it would be nice to have a partner after all I do want a family etc. "

This was supposed to be light-hearted, hence my comment about being able to fart.

As I said on the other needing a man thread yesterday, I don't need a man but that's not to say I don't want one sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are more than capable of causing wars without the need of men, or God (who is a man anyway)

No, Alanis Morrisette is God."

Simply not true. Ben Affleck is such a terrible actor that I refuse to believe anything he's in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one more person to clear up after .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't need a man because I don't want a baby.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I don't need a man because I don't want a baby."

We don't just make babies you know. Some of us can scratch our balls and watch football.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't need a man cause I've got my babies, but I do quite like jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without two men I can't watch gay porn

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