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Saying something stupid without thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went through the drive through at mcdonalds and the missus wanted them cheese melts. Without thinking I said to the lady at the orderpoint, some cheesey balls please! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something stupid".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have fries with that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised this thread isn't full yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me being stupid,someone else. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese meal at a McDonalds drive through and the voice came back "With cheese?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does I DO count as saying somthimg stupid lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheddar melts are there official name.

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Whilst on a phone call one day I was giving my reference so I said to the girl, my reference is Y for wanky.

You could tell tell where my mind was.. Y for Yankee not wankee.

We both laughed bout it thankfully

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I had a hankering all morning one day for a McDonald sausage & egg mcmuffin, got to McDonald's only to find the queue out the door. I go to one of the burger vans instead and ask for a sausage & egg mcmuffin, I ly to get the piss taken out of me for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a 'do' where we booked a band, who were a four piece singing group, two males two females. Imagine Abba with formaldehyde and Grecian 2000.

I (he) don't smoke but was outside with the smokers getting some air, and we started talking about the band, who were so abysmal it was actually entertaining. So I started slagging them off making extremely witty comments on them (cough), and saw people's faces had a sort of awkward look about them. I thought to myself 'bollocks, be just my luck the band is stood behind me'.

I looked, and yep, they were stood behind me in their strangely black wigs having a tab. They had to have heard every word lol. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me being stupid,someone else. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese meal at a McDonalds drive through and the voice came back "With cheese?""

Try ordering any burger "on its own" and guarantee they will ask "anything else?" - it would be on its fecking own then would it

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Young female member of staff quite innocently asked why USA didn't take part in Eurovision Song Contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems I always do

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Young female member of staff quite innocently asked why USA didn't take part in Eurovision Song Contest "

Not that weird, now Russia and Australia are in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...as a naieve 17yr old I offered to 'toss' my colleague for the priveledge of doing some work that came in at the last minute. He said if I wanted it that much I could have it. Got teased for ages and did not know why. Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah...as a naieve 17yr old I offered to 'toss' my colleague for the priveledge of doing some work that came in at the last minute. He said if I wanted it that much I could have it. Got teased for ages and did not know why. Oh well."

now that made us lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Young female member of staff quite innocently asked why USA didn't take part in Eurovision Song Contest

Not that weird, now Russia and Australia are in it."

Israel's been in it for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid ( about 10 or thereabouts ) was out at the seaside with my parents for a trip out , weather was awful but we tried to enjoy the day , as we sat in the car ( keeping out of the rain ) eating our picnic I said to my dad ...." hey its starting to stop"

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Did his eyes glaze over lke mine have ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in a butchers about 2 years ago some lad who was obviously sent by someone asked for a leg of salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young female member of staff quite innocently asked why USA didn't take part in Eurovision Song Contest

Not that weird, now Russia and Australia are in it.

Israel's been in it for ages "

And Russia is actually in Europe (well, about 1/3 of it is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all a bunch of cunts, and not worth my time

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