FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing and funny innuendoes

By *qua vitae OP Woman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I have this naughty little habit sometimes of saying completely innocent things, only for it to become an innuendo without realising it.

Anyway, a guy was buying a costa coffee from the machine inside the petrol station kiosk today, when he came to me to be served:

'Is that a large one?' I asked.

''No', he said. 'A regular one'.

I replied, 'It looked Iike a large one from a distance!'

With that, I completely lost the plot and went red.

I must say, he left with rather a smile on his face and waved at me as he passed the window in his car.

Then there was the time I told these rugby players on pump 2 on the tannoy to pressed their button, so that I could turn them on...

And don't get me going about the chip and pin machines...

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy in the post-office said pop your package on the scales.....

I replied I'd need a step ladder, I only wear heels in the bedroom....

...... not even s smirk..... he just refreshed his ink-stamp and waited for compliance.....

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is inking his stamp a euphemism ?

Certainly sounds like it should be.

C...