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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Leave your Fuck recipes here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 of me. One of you, a dash of kink and sit on my face till done

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Like baking, I don't bother anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate nut suprise anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/15 17:45:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a family secret.

-Josef Fritzl

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of me and loads of you, few bears/ wines. Loads of fun nibbles. , great music comfortable surrounding. No pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate nut suprise anyone "

I don't like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat it well, transfer to somewhere hot, and leave until it springs back, take out let it cool, and then put lots of cream on and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a few soldiers to dip in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your Fuck recipes here. "

No. Get your own.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Remove outer packaging. Knead sticky out bit till firm. Insert into soft hole. Jiggle til fucked

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Add one sausage to one badly packed kebab...

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

If I knew any I'd use them myself

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"1 of me. One of you, a dash of kink and sit on my face till done "

And not to worry if there's liquid oozing out

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

After giving it a good pounding, you might end up with a soggy bottom

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Fuck fondue ....you all get a go at dipping into the sauce ........naked no seventies beards or smocks ...if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky beaver pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply add Space-dust and moisten ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your Fuck recipes here. "

If the tongue sizzles its hot enough, slowly heat up no ping cooking.

Cream finish great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching biscuit week on I player right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ingredients....

1, Me

2, You

3, Hotel Room, my room, as long as it's a nice atmosphere

4, candle,

5, soft music

6, a bath

7, pink fizz

8, strawberries

9, chocolates

10, toys and bondage gear

11, coconut oil

12, condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you can eat buffet-pronounced boofay.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Leave your Fuck recipes here.

No. Get your own. "

Oh go on. I'm tired of flops.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ingredients....

1, Me

2, You

3, Hotel Room, my room, as long as it's a nice atmosphere

4, candle,

5, soft music

6, a bath

7, pink fizz

8, strawberries

9, chocolates

10, toys and bondage gear

11, coconut oil

12, condoms

"

I'm not eating any candle that sister Margaret donated.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recipe for sex

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

Look into laughing eyes.

Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5.

Note:

If cake rises, leave town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave your Fuck recipes here.

No. Get your own.

Oh go on. I'm tired of flops. "

Ok- toffee popcorn with minstrels in- orgasmic every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda outfit. blindfold. Stirrup pump treacle. Hundreds n thousands. Smarties.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Panda outfit. blindfold. Stirrup pump treacle. Hundreds n thousands. Smarties. "

Hang on ....... I'm writing this down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock, your pussy, lots of pumping and tasting with a fondant, sorry fondling desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock, your pussy, lots of pumping and tasting with a fondant, sorry fondling desert "

Too much raising agent and it will flop

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