FabSwingers.com forum: That one little thing...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That used to grip your shit about an ex...some irksome little habit that when you look back you just think. 'Why!' Or 'How did I put up with that?'

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"That used to grip your shit about an ex...some irksome little habit that when you look back you just think. 'Why!' Or 'How did I put up with that?'"

Biting her nails!! Wound me up big time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically, my other half is my ex and nothing he does drives me mad lol

However, my other ex, put butter in baked beans.

WHY?

Makes them greasy beans.

Miss Nico

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically, my other half is my ex and nothing he does drives me mad lol

However, my other ex, put butter in baked beans.

WHY?

Makes them greasy beans.

Miss Nico "

I do that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Letting toast go cold before buttering it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He breathed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must have been bad haha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That used to grip your shit about an ex...some irksome little habit that when you look back you just think. 'Why!' Or 'How did I put up with that?'"

In retrospect, breathing!

At the time, the way he'd try to initiate sex. I stopped shagging him in the end because it was so fragging annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of him eating. He had lovely table manners but the noise of the chewing would make me feel irrational rage. Misophonia I believe it's called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying for no other reason than she had nothing intresting to say, so she would make something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was an opinionated jumped up overbearing twat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Letting toast go cold before buttering it.."

I do that. That's how toast is supposed to be. Crisp with butter on.

Not hot and soggy with oil dribbling down your fingers and chin. Fk'n disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we first got together there was absolutely nothing about her that I didn't love.

As the years trundled along there was nothing about her that I even liked.

Sometimes knowing that she shares the same planet with me is too much to bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday was the 11th wedding anniversary of my 2nd wife. The thing that wound me up with her was her talking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When she couldnt win an argument she changed it...so an argument about dinner suddenly became one about something that happened years ago and was completely irrelevant..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When we first got together there was absolutely nothing about her that I didn't love.

As the years trundled along there was nothing about her that I even liked.

Sometimes knowing that she shares the same planet with me is too much to bear."

Swap she/her to he/him and add the fact that he was a total fucking tramp and you just about have it covered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When we first got together there was absolutely nothing about her that I didn't love.

As the years trundled along there was nothing about her that I even liked.

Sometimes knowing that she shares the same planet with me is too much to bear.

Swap she/her to he/him and add the fact that he was a total fucking tramp and you just about have it covered.

As I say to anyone considering getting back with an ex.. they are always an ex for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't do anything right,no matter how hard I tried. No pleasing some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put butter in baked beans.

WHY?

Makes them greasy beans.

Miss Nico "

Haha I do this,

drain its sauce, the mix with grated cheese, butter, a touch of basil and Worcester sauce,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what we all did to piss our exes off?

I'm perfect in every way so I doubt I ever pissed my exes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Letting toast go cold before buttering it.."

Oh c'mon man that's the only way.....

You've gotta maintain rigidity in your spread....

Soggy toast ain't cool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what we all did to piss our exes off?

I'm perfect in every way so I doubt I ever pissed my exes off

Myself and my ex wife did a lot to each other. For the last couple of years we really weren't happy and I think if we'd split up when we should have, rather than hang on, we'd probably be on better terms than we are today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using every pan and dish possible when cooking.. And leaving them unwashed.

Wet towels on the bed.. Or hanging over a door!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When we first got together there was absolutely nothing about her that I didn't love.

As the years trundled along there was nothing about her that I even liked.

Sometimes knowing that she shares the same planet with me is too much to bear.

Swap she/her to he/him and add the fact that he was a total fucking tramp and you just about have it covered.

As I say to anyone considering getting back with an ex.. they are always an ex for a reason "

Never go back! Ever!

He best hope I never bump into him in the street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she couldnt win an argument she changed it...so an argument about dinner suddenly became one about something that happened years ago and was completely irrelevant.."

Lol this is totally me. I will bring up a misdemeanor that he did 20 years ago and then it bothers me that he doesn't remember every little detail with such clarity - like I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what we all did to piss our exes off?

I'm perfect in every way so I doubt I ever pissed my exes off

I never did anything right lol According to him I can't even make a bacon sandwich. Everything I did pissed him off unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Letting toast go cold before buttering it.."

I love it this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last long term Ex .... Used think rubbing his foot on top of each other in the shower was a great way to wash smelly feet!!!

Fucking bend down and wash them properly you lazy twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last long term Ex .... Used think rubbing his foot on top of each other in the shower was a great way to wash smelly feet!!!

Fucking bend down and wash them properly you lazy twat! "

You could have volunteered to lick his feet clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last long term Ex .... Used think rubbing his foot on top of each other in the shower was a great way to wash smelly feet!!!

Fucking bend down and wash them properly you lazy twat!

You could have volunteered to lick his feet clean

No fucking chance

eeewww even talking about it makes me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh there are so many I don't know where to start!

The way he chewed his food!

He needed everyone else's approval apart from mine!

Obsessed with saving money - stingy twat!

What was I thinking!!!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what we all did to piss our exes off?

I'm perfect in every way so I doubt I ever pissed my exes off

I never did anything right lol According to him I can't even make a bacon sandwich. Everything I did pissed him off unfortunately "

I am now attempting to make a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last Ex.... Along with my last serious Ex....

Both repulsed me in the end.. I couldn't even look at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needless to say after reading all this, and having my own horror stories, I would never live with anyone again... I want the nice bits, they can take their shit home with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it all out people, get it off your chest - I'm sure your ex's are thrilled to know you are still bitching about them on the interweb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what we all did to piss our exes off?

I'm perfect in every way so I doubt I ever pissed my exes off

I never did anything right lol According to him I can't even make a bacon sandwich. Everything I did pissed him off unfortunately

I am now attempting to make a bacon sandwich

There's a special way of doing it apparently. I never got the hang of it so I can't help I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it all out people, get it off your chest - I'm sure your ex's are thrilled to know you are still bitching about them on the interweb.

He won't mind,I do his admin for him so he let's me off a whinge now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it all out people, get it off your chest - I'm sure your ex's are thrilled to know you are still bitching about them on the interweb.

I think my ex would be especially thrilled about my lifestyle choices and being part of fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking with your mouth full !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When she couldnt win an argument she changed it...so an argument about dinner suddenly became one about something that happened years ago and was completely irrelevant..

Lol this is totally me. I will bring up a misdemeanor that he did 20 years ago and then it bothers me that he doesn't remember every little detail with such clarity - like I do. "

Thats because lots of women attach little emotive tags to events which is why they remember them. Men dont, which us why we are shit at remembering things like, what you wore when we met etc

Oh a good one was, in an argument..'but thats how I feel and you cant argue with that' (insert triumphant gloating smiley)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starting an argument just as you are drifting off to sleep rather than discuss it earlier...on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting an argument just as you are drifting off to sleep rather than discuss it earlier...on purpose."

Wakey wakey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Starting an argument just as you are drifting off to sleep rather than discuss it earlier...on purpose.

Wakey wakey

Hands off snakey haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting an argument just as you are drifting off to sleep rather than discuss it earlier...on purpose.

Wakey wakey

Hands off snakey haha"

No way! Though I think my hands would be on that sexy arse of yours

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pretense. I loathe all forms of pretense or falsehood with a passion now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never ever putting clothes away so I trip over them as I come in from a night shift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever putting clothes away so I trip over them as I come in from a night shift.."

Moan moan moan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's the thread lol

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

"Letting toast go cold before buttering it.."

I do this, there's an art to it though, has to be just the right temp so it's not cold but it doesn't melt all the butter and make the toast soggy.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"That used to grip your shit about an ex...some irksome little habit that when you look back you just think. 'Why!' Or 'How did I put up with that?'"
kept mentioning kids, he knew I don't want any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating really really loud grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My main ex was breathing the bloke just had to look at me and i wanted to kill him xx

However a fb ex was because he declared his love im like erhhb im happily married and we both know and play so nooo love declarations x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it all out people, get it off your chest - I'm sure your ex's are thrilled to know you are still bitching about them on the interweb.

I think my ex would be especially thrilled about my lifestyle choices and being part of fab!

I like it ha ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out with a Swedish girl in my teens - she was a stuck up little bitch who loved attention and got it from other guys when I wasn't around- could not trust a word she said - she used sex to get what she wanted, so when I got angry with her about another lie, or guy she sagged when I was away she would cry then fuck my brains out to apologise. I stuck it out as long as I could mainly because of her awesome apologies.

If I had only been with her now on here she would have loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope those with children with exes manage to keep things civil between them for the sake of the children.

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