FabSwingers.com forum: Swingers Club Buffets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your opinions, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like peanuts on a bar maybe?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Chameleons does cake!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When playing we don't tend to indulge in food as it make it uncomfortable but afterwards love a bit of fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few...predictable choice of food. Not tried a live buffet yet. How nice to have food eaten off your body...mmm

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched"

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When playing we don't tend to indulge in food as it make it uncomfortable but afterwards love a bit of fruit. "

More for us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

You must go to some rough clubs! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

And thats all between arse scratching under their towel

Over all im not a fan of buffets in swingers clubs I find it unhyginic

I wonder how many have washed their hands between fingering their last session while they are picking up food and putting it back after changing their mind

I know a bit to much info but you asked

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

You must go to some rough clubs! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

You must go to some rough clubs! Lol"

I've seen that in chameleons people picking up sandwiches, opening them, looking puzzled so gone in for a sniff, decided its not for them and put it back

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over a year ago

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

sniff sniff"are these cheese and tuna sandwiches?"

"no, their ham?"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"sniff sniff"are these cheese and tuna sandwiches?"

They are now...

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"sniff sniff"are these cheese and tuna sandwiches?"

They are now..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat a twirl out of a bottom

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

[Removed by poster at 15/08/15 22:34:42]

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"I'd eat a twirl out of a bottom"

What you hope is a Twirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grim reality is that buffet food at a club is a risk some take , but we never did .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that why they aren't allowed to serve peanuts in a bar now..... People bot washing their hands.

Now that's even worse than the water bug were still suffering in Lamcashire

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

They did a big chilli and rice on my first visit to EWS a couple of weeks ago and as the lady who organises it knew I was vegi she got me a little pasta dish just for me, I was touched.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sniff sniff"are these cheese and tuna sandwiches?"

"no, their ham?" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your opinions, please."

All from Iceland! And would only eat if i was first in the que!

Fingers covered in vagina juice then touching the sausage rolls is not my idea of food heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't that why they aren't allowed to serve peanuts in a bar now..... People bot washing their hands.

Now that's even worse than the water bug were still suffering in Lamcashire"

No some pubs are to tight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fans of buffets in clubs, lots have them on party nights.

But having quiche, garlic bread and a tuna sandwich.......not for us thanks.

Although was talking to a single guy in a club who was telling us about a greedy girls night at a club that he went to.

Apparently the only thing greedy about those girls was when the buffet came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never eat at a club! Definitely would go nowhere near the dips or coleslaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not fans of buffets in clubs, lots have them on party nights.

But having quiche, garlic bread and a tuna sandwich.......not for us thanks.

Although was talking to a single guy in a club who was telling us about a greedy girls night at a club that he went to.

Apparently the only thing greedy about those girls was when the buffet came out

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................ooops

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

We always head down early for chams buffet, make sure we're front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't eat from a Harvest salad bar for fear of eating something contaminated by someone breathing,sneezing or coughing over it. I can't bear to think what club buffets have lurking on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't eat from a Harvest salad bar for fear of eating something contaminated by someone breathing,sneezing or coughing over it. I can't bear to think what club buffets have lurking on them

It's a no from me.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Not fans of buffets in clubs, lots have them on party nights.

But having quiche, garlic bread and a tuna sandwich.......not for us thanks.

Although was talking to a single guy in a club who was telling us about a greedy girls night at a club that he went to.

Apparently the only thing greedy about those girls was when the buffet came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They did a big chilli and rice on my first visit to EWS a couple of weeks ago and as the lady who organises it knew I was vegi she got me a little pasta dish just for me, I was touched. "

awwww that was nice of louise to do that.i always look forward to her chilli con carnie or chicken.6hrs at a party its nice to have some food, and Jan's chocky cake mmmmm

think that's all hygenic compared to finger foods although I would hope that people do wash there hands and generally look after there hygiene after playing anyway, goes without saying, some of us do enjoy a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They did a big chilli and rice on my first visit to EWS a couple of weeks ago and as the lady who organises it knew I was vegi she got me a little pasta dish just for me, I was touched. "

awwww that was nice of louise to do that.i always look forward to her chilli con carnie or chicken.6hrs at a party its nice to have some food, and Jan's chocky cake mmmmm

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh no.. I Don't like buffets anywhere! Makes me cringe!

Last club I went to cooks hot dogs to order so that sorted me out when the late night munchies kicked in!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"We always head down early for chams buffet, make sure we're front of the queue

Was at chams last bank holiday Sunday and the buffet seemed popular, Queue was so long it went up the stairs, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't that why they aren't allowed to serve peanuts in a bar now..... People bot washing their hands.

Now that's even worse than the water bug were still suffering in Lamcashire"

What the hell is not washing? I thought I had tried everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't that why they aren't allowed to serve peanuts in a bar now..... People bot washing their hands.

Now that's even worse than the water bug were still suffering in Lamcashire

What the hell is not washing? I thought I had tried everything

That should say bot washing, feel such a fool now lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Had a few...not died yet...all is good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always head down early for chams buffet, make sure we're front of the queue

Was at chams last bank holiday Sunday and the buffet seemed popular, Queue was so long it went up the stairs, lol.

Was it a themed night by any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The state some dirty fuckers leave a playroom, I wouldn't be eating anything they may have touched

I've seen some in clubs touch everything on the buffet, pick it up, open it, sniff it and put it back

I'd never eat from a club buffet

I am not a buffet lover, but I can just imagine

And thats all between arse scratching under their towel

Over all im not a fan of buffets in swingers clubs I find it unhyginic

I wonder how many have washed their hands between fingering their last session while they are picking up food and putting it back after changing their mind

I know a bit to much info but you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to stand next to the chippolattas could be painful !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a true story that a single lady attending a club ate from the buffet and got pregnant with triplets................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a true story that a single lady attending a club ate from the buffet and got pregnant with triplets................"

I think that immaculate conception occurred in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid the tossed salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a true story that a single lady attending a club ate from the buffet and got pregnant with triplets................

I think that immaculate conception occurred in the jacuzzi

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She was eating the buffet in the Jacuzzi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only eat peelable fruit at clubs, boring but safe

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard a true story that a single lady attending a club ate from the buffet and got pregnant with triplets................

I think that immaculate conception occurred in the jacuzzi

She was eating the buffet in the Jacuzzi!"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I try not to stand next to the chippolattas could be painful ! "

Or embarrassing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dosing with hand sanitizer should be mandatory, as well as everything touched must be eaten or paid for.

Why any place serving food wouldn't label it is beyond me.

Generally not a fan of cheap party type food.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It sounds as though it would be advisable to go to a GUM clinic for mouth swabs after eating at a club buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought about it, although I don't indulge in buffets I'll bare it in mind next time I go to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I ever went to a club I'd take a packed lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd eat a twirl out of a bottom"
I am sure a lot would and see that as fine eating that from a bottom even kinky . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't shit, in a club or eat the shit provided. Yet a lot of people do. Im glad I'm not a lot of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a club goer myself, but I assume oral sex is not on anyone's menu, as so many people are concerned about hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a club goer myself, but I assume oral sex is not on anyone's menu, as so many people are concerned about hygiene.

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lolol I bet its not on the menu oral .

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

They had doughnuts at the new club we went to in Swindon on Saturday.

There was no way I was going to eat one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a club goer myself, but I assume oral sex is not on anyone's menu, as so many people are concerned about hygiene.

You can wash a cock before you suck it. You can't run a prawn vol-au-vent under the tap before you eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a club goer myself, but I assume oral sex is not on anyone's menu, as so many people are concerned about hygiene.

You can wash a cock before you suck it. You can't run a prawn vol-au-vent under the tap before you eat it

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still stuff will come out of the end . lol even if washed.

yukk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a club goer myself, but I assume oral sex is not on anyone's menu, as so many people are concerned about hygiene.

thing is I choose who's cock I put in my mouth where I have no choice who's dirty fingers touch the food I may eat and where those fingers may have been

not really the same

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Lost my appetite suddenly after reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost my appetite suddenly after reading this. "
I bet your not eating nuts of the bar . lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some places have it much more controlled, preventing fingering of food etc. And also preventing people from taking food, before they've used a hand sanitiser. Doesn't make it risk free, but it does mean that people are more likely to behave in a more respectful manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now feel sorry for the lady who s making the food .. I think make sure there is a person standing at the food so a lot of what they say go on don't . xx I am sure it will be ok and they will thank you for looking after them .

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