FabSwingers.com forum: whats the biggest pile of crap car you have ever driven.....

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

see you always get asked whats the best care you've driven... or what would your fantasy car.... but me... different spin

so whats the most rubbish car you've driven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ford fiesta which was actually 2 cars welded together, it went sideways down the road

Thankfully I got rid of it before it became a bigger problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old metro....bloody awful thing. It felt like a bus but was the size of a shoe box.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"A ford fiesta which was actually 2 cars welded together, it went sideways down the road

Thankfully I got rid of it before it became a bigger problem

this. perhaps literally this car. my mates ford fiesta different plate on the back to the front. I took the third exit on a roundabout. front end took the second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very old Peugeot 106 years ago, leaked through the roof constantly, even in the summer

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By *punkyhelmet5Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-mare

Brand new citroen picasso back.in.garage for new dashboard after only 6 weeks and trading it in after 4 years was nightmare loads,garages didnt wanna no cus they all said citroens more hassle than.they are worth being so unreliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citroën cv2 took one for an mot for a friend what a pile of shit

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By *owerDeckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

vauxhall zafira...had to drive it home from Blackpool because my friend was still d*unk and i wouldnt let him drive in that state, though i now realise that , that car would make even Schumacher look like a d*unk driver, it was truly awful to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punto sporting. Was just awful. Sold it and for another metro gti instead.

I brought the fiat as I had always wanted one. Got it and it was just awful and I was sorely disappointed x it also was really rusty and being that I loved my metros that was saying something x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vauxhall zafira...had to drive it home from Blackpool because my friend was still d*unk and i wouldnt let him drive in that state, though i now realise that , that car would make even Schumacher look like a d*unk driver, it was truly awful to drive"

See that's interesting as I had a zafira for 3 years and found for a big car it was good. Even did a track dsy in it for a laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freelander... Used to breakdown for a Pastime and always expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mk3 Vauxhall Cavalier I bought for 350 quid when my Mercedes was in the body shop as it was cheaper than a hire car for the month. Absolute hateful piece of crap Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very old Peugeot 106 years ago, leaked through the roof constantly, even in the summer

Brand new Peugeot. Warning light came on. RAC called out. Cambelt melted on engine. Write off.

The verdict from the nice RAC man? Friday model

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A Renault espace. We certainly got our monies worth from the RAC when we had that. Bloody thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinclair c5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Renault espace. We certainly got our monies worth from the RAC when we had that. Bloody thing!!!"

Electrical problems?

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By *owerDeckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *owerDeckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

See thait's interesting as I had a zafira for 3 years and found for a big car it was good. Even did a track dsy in it for a laugh x "
i have 2 cars both are Vw's and im just really used to driving them , it was the first time in 4 or 5 years i had drove another car so maybe i just found it too different to drive , i just remember feeling as if i had been assulted by a car seat after driving it 200 miles lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A ford fiesta which was actually 2 cars welded together, it went sideways down the road

Thankfully I got rid of it before it became a bigger problem

Or two smaller ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini metro it was my first car and it was shit lol but boy did it bring a lot of fun to my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first car was a Skoda Estelle (from Skoda's pre-VW days). Had some fun in it, but was reliability was not its strongpoint and was up there with the Lada's for breaking down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a Smartcar actually - was fudgin horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peugeot/Renault

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A Riley Elf

with holes in the floor and totally not watertight ..

long before MOT was probably very illegal in todays standards but it ran and we had a young child and no money for better.

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By *owerDeckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Probably a Smartcar actually - was fudgin horrible."
well that wasn't too "smart" of you now was it lol sorry couldn't resist the terrible pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alfa - bloody tiptronic gearbox seized after 3 weeks in a supermarket car park as my wife reversed out . Ended up needing a carrier as it couldn't be towed .

Bloody awful car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rover 216.nothing comes close to how bad rover cars are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even sure what it's called but it was a small Renault, quite a new model, but it was horrible, steering wheel was off centre to seat, pedals as well, the brake pedal and the accelerator were so close together that if you have big feet like me... You pressed both together!

The engine was utterly horrible and no matter how you feathered the clutch if you went doing a minimum of 2000 rpm it stalled and jerked, you had to race every gear to 4000 rpm just to dive at normal speed, the boot had about as much space as a hat box, the head height inside was appalling and the seats were about as comfy as sitting on old logs!...

And the colour was only a thing a mother could love

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LOL got me googling all the old cars I remember now back too the old Ford popular and vauxhall Velox of my childhood. Ah not crap cars just old.

sighs .. such lovely cars with chrome and leather .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allegro... square steering wheel, beige cloth interior 0 to 60 possibly... was given to me by an aunt from my uncle passing away... was like a clowns car with bits falling off and breaking... never drove another Austin Rover since even had a Shogun instead of Range Rover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renault campus 1st car and by far the worst lol .kangaroo hopped up the motorway in that bloody thing

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My folks have a Honda Jizz and it's beyond shit... wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

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By *unkydesignCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Rover 45. Biggest pile of shit ever. Had it 2 months and head gasket went, cost me £900 for a new engine. head gasket went again a couple of years later so I got it scrapped. Lots of other problems too which made it a money pit.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

I had a Fiat punto that was a nightmare. Had 8 months of random obscure stuff going wrong with it. When your mechanic suggests having it exorcised you know its time to get rid of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metro, the one you have to have stuff put into the suspension. Slowest car on the planet, no idea what any of its parts are for, called it a bag of shit on 4 wheels and it knew I hated it as only ever switched straight on when my daughter drove. Sold it on eBay for a pittance, certainly wasn't worth what I paid for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old Nissan micra. It was see through, the body work was that bad

And the engine ? You'd get more puff if you ate two brussel sprouts

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Subaru Legacy. Biggest waste of money ever. I've always had breakdown cover but hardly ever used it until I bought that POS... I had them out 5 times in the first month of owning it. Burst radiator, split pipes, exhaust falling off - the list goes on. Sold it at a loss but was glad to see the back of it.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"My folks have a Honda Jizz and it's beyond shit... wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

I almost ended up getting a honda jazz as my first car... i am old beyond my years!!!!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

ford mondeo20 tdci bigest pile f junk ive ever had the "pleasure" of owning absolute turd of a car engine constantly droping into limp mode ofr spurious reasons injectors shutting down power steering failing then the clutch well rid of it will not touch ford again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FSO/Polski-Fiat 125P which as pretty poor in comparison to the Fiat 125 on which it was based.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've driven quite a few cars, from entry models to cars in excess of £100K

Worst - 100% has to be a corsa Eco flex, which has to be the most lifeless excuses of a car I've ever come across.

A close second comes an Astra SRI - for the price of them they are dreadful...slightly better than the cords though.

Also not impressed with the Range Rover evoke - for the price of them I think they're quite lacking, nice torquey engine but other than that, they're just too expensive. Plus you get absolutely nothing on the entey model.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I drove a Range Rover Evoke to Morocco... it's not a bad car but it's not what I'd buy if I had that sort of cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rover 25. 2×head in less than 6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The evoke really is a perfect example of how much cars have actually changed... it's not particularly bad or unreliable but more of a fashion accessory especially in the USA...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I did have a car once with a screw driver where the gear stick should be that always cooked out in exactly the same place every, single, bloomin day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drove a Range Rover Evoke to Morocco... it's not a bad car but it's not what I'd buy if I had that sort of cash."

It's far from a bad car, but it's just the price of them....even second hand.

Think my mum spent £28k on an SE, they come with no extras, not even Bluetooth. No window tints (privacy glass as the dealerships call it) and they wanted £4000 to put a double din sat nav head unit in

Or £1200 for an after market top of the line double din head unit supplied and fitted......just shows how much dealerships rip you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow Vauxhall Viva , 39 years ago, my first company car, that died on the M1.....and I see they're bringing the name back!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Worst for handling was a Rover 220 diesel I had as a company car (wedge front model, pre bubble butt model)- it required 2 weeks notice to consider changing direction.

The Ford Kak takes some beating for utter shittyness and comfort. Worst one I owned was probably a Ford Granada- I kept a socket set on the passenger seat to fix the rocker bolts every 20ish miles

Dullest expensive cars are Mercedes- tedium on 4 wheels

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I had a Fiat punto that was a nightmare. Had 8 months of random obscure stuff going wrong with it. When your mechanic suggests having it exorcised you know its time to get rid of it! "

ive had a fiat punto from new fantastic car

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Renault Clio. Luckily I didn't own it, it was a friends. Gears too close together, clutch pedal was tiny, yet the gas and break pedal was too close together, you always pressed both at the same time.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Rover 420gsi ..what an utter piece of sh*t couldnt wait to get rid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renault Clio a a loan car while my R8 was in for service

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

The worst drive we had was a new renault 19 we kept it only a few months road holding was horrid didnt feel happy in it at all.

chopped it in for a renault espace. was lovely did 140 odd thousand miles in that car

What ever possessed a car manufacturer calling a car JIZZ ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago a 1998 seat ibiza,was new at the time!

The biggest pile of shite ever made. Never drove a seat again and never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chevy Lumina I had while I lived in the US. Was like driving a boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Toyota Prius as a pool car at work. I detest it with a passion. Also m9at Vauxhalls Ive driven are horrible!

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Austin maestro what a bag of shite that was glad it wasn't my car it was a friends who was working on my car at the time and loaned me his lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst car I have ever driven is the heap of poorly designed garbage I am currently relying on to get me around while my own car is off the road pending major overhaul.

I have been reduced to driving a 2010 Toyota Yaris.

The chassis is awful - and actually dangerous in the wet. The gear change is appalling. It's uncomfortable, the radio has a mind of it's own.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

No car = no problem

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"We have a Toyota Prius as a pool car at work. I detest it with a passion. Also m9at Vauxhalls Ive driven are horrible!"

oi... nowt wrong with the prius!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a Toyota Prius as a pool car at work. I detest it with a passion. Also m9at Vauxhalls Ive driven are horrible!

oi... nowt wrong with the prius!!!!

I really hate it. Dont find it comfy. Feels sluggish. The radar linked cruise control is fecking horrible. I hate that car.

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

"LOL got me googling all the old cars I remember now back too the old Ford popular and vauxhall Velox of my childhood. Ah not crap cars just old.

sighs .. such lovely cars with chrome and leather ."

And there's the answer. The best cars had all been made before 1970..

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

"I've driven quite a few cars, from entry models to cars in excess of £100K

Worst - 100% has to be a corsa Eco flex, which has to be the most lifeless excuses of a car I've ever come across.

A close second comes an Astra SRI - for the price of them they are dreadful...slightly better than the cords though.

Not even a spare wheel! That is disgusting.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Citroen c3 mk1 from new hated it. Too soft suspension couldnt corner for toffee never bought a french car since!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Many years ago I was given a small Daewoo as a courtesy car. It was truly awful despite being pretty much brand new.

I was driving up to Scarborough to meet family, and didn't dare go over 40 as it felt like it would shake itself apart.

This is by far the worst vehicle I've ever driven, and I've driven quite a few. Even an ancient Beetle with a horrible gearbox was better!

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where to start, there have been so many

First car was a Renault 14 which my brother actually improved by crashing it.

Ford Cortina was ok'ish apart from replacing void bushes every couple of months.

Drove loads of crap cars when I had the garage/car modifying business but lots of great ones too.

Single worst car I ever probably drove was a Volvo V40 that a mate bought off ebay and asked me to collect, should have been in a scrap yard not on the road, so much so I refused to deliver it to him as it was plain dangerous.

Worst model of car made though, I'd have to say Vauxhall Frontera, every one I drove was atrocious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to throw my hat in the ring here worst all round was my marina it was an absolute dog then handling and scare the living fuck out of you had to be the opel monza I had for all of a month then the pinzgauser I drove for work would shake and toll you till you started to dribble all utter shite

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Without a doubt the 1988 Peugeot 309 GL I bought in 1994, it would be easier to list what didn't go wrong with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it was a toyota prius it was awful!! Going up a hill i might as well of got out walked to the top and wait for it to arrive

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

A morris marina .....my worst ...

Jeans beetle my best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Vauxhall Belmont,,my daughter has made better cars from her Lego set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A morris marina .....my worst ...

Jeans beetle my best x

You had a jeans beetle you are so so cool "

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Toyota Aygo. Bloody horrible. Not designed for motorway driving at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna show my age now.

An Austin maxi.

1750 car must have weighed about 3 tons lol

Horrible horrible piece of Crap.

It was only in my life less than 24 hrs I purchased it from some pikeys near the Colnbrook bypass, for 30quid they gave me a 5ltr can of oil and "here lad, you'll be needing this "

Turns out it burnt more oil than petrol and needed a top up every few miles.

It gave up completely on way to work I was going to ealing and was on the road under Chiswick bypass near Chiswick roundabout.

Gave up in middle Lane,

Took about 8 helpful people to push it into the bus stop.

I grabbed my tool bag left keys in ignition windows wound down and left it.

Must have been there almost two months before it either got towed or pinched.

Luckily the trail back to myself was impossible due to the guy's not filling logbook out.

What a horrendous pile of rat's shit of a vehicle.

Its only redeeming feature was it's size,if anything short of a articulated lorry or a tank hit you they would have come off worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three candidates spring to mind, an early Renault Clio,a Fiat Cinquecento ( which to this I cannot pronounce)and a 1.6 Sierra.

The Clio I actually hated, it had no temperature gauge, just an "engine fucked " light.

It was slow and the wipers motors were worn, it wasn't very old,and made a horrible noise.

I paid £25 for it and pulled it of a neighbours garden and wished I hadn't bothered, surprisingly it got nicked.

The Fiat was truly awful,the head gaskets went three times,also had the engine fucked light,it had electric steering which would, for fun,sometimes didn't.

The Sierra was a boring, super dull car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three candidates spring to mind, an early Renault Clio,a Fiat Cinquecento ( which to this I cannot pronounce)and a 1.6 Sierra.

The Clio I actually hated, it had no temperature gauge, just an "engine fucked " light.

It was slow and the wipers motors were worn, it wasn't very old,and made a horrible noise.

I paid £25 for it and pulled it of a neighbours garden and wished I hadn't bothered, surprisingly it got nicked.

The Fiat was truly awful,the head gaskets went three times,also had the engine fucked light,it had electric steering which would, for fun,sometimes didn't.

The Sierra was a boring, super dull car.

Hey my Sierra 1.8 glad estate. Rocked.

Until gearbox blew up in maida Vale, almost outside abbey road studio's. Much to the annoyance of a group of Japanese tourist's try to take photos of a wall??

Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smart car

sounded like a sowing machine ! And drove like a fridge

then blew up

It was a courtesy car only had it a day and a half

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By *oonshadowsCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

My first car was a Yugo Zastava in a rather endearing shade of puke yellow and the drivers I worked with at the time reckoned it was candle powered.

Three months after I got it I had a blow out on the M6 and had to call the AA out as the jack didn't work - he then had to take me to a tyre fitter as the spare wheel didn't fit the car!

For the price I paid for it it was a great car which got me up and down the motorway every week (and I did rather like how unusual it was lol) xx

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Golf match rental car. Puny engine had no go and rock hard seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renault Megane 1.9 DCI. Utterly dreadful heap of junk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first car was a Yugo Zastava in a rather endearing shade of puke yellow and the drivers I worked with at the time reckoned it was candle powered.

Three months after I got it I had a blow out on the M6 and had to call the AA out as the jack didn't work - he then had to take me to a tyre fitter as the spare wheel didn't fit the car!

For the price I paid for it it was a great car which got me up and down the motorway every week (and I did rather like how unusual it was lol) xx"

Mrs T had a 1984 Yugo when we first got together.

It was quite a fast car that got faster as disintegrated as fast as it proceeded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey my Sierra 1.8 glad estate. Rocked.

Until gearbox blew up in maida Vale, almost outside abbey road studio's. Much to the annoyance of a group of Japanese tourist's try to take photos of a wall??

Wtf? "

Maybe someone told them it was Pink Floyds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey my Sierra 1.8 glad estate. Rocked.

Until gearbox blew up in maida Vale, almost outside abbey road studio's. Much to the annoyance of a group of Japanese tourist's try to take photos of a wall??

Wtf?

Maybe someone told them it was Pink Floyds "

Actually the owner before me was the drummer from stiff little fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1990 Chevrolet cavalier z24 convertible and I loved every minute of owning it

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Allegro... square steering wheel, beige cloth interior 0 to 60 possibly... was given to me by an aunt from my uncle passing away... was like a clowns car with bits falling off and breaking... never drove another Austin Rover since even had a Shogun instead of Range Rover

xx "

My old man had an allegro when I was a kid. I hated that car with a passion. Looked like a pig on wheels, why did they always do them in crappy colours? Often beige bodywork with brown interior, lol. Went to wind window down once and it just dropped fully into the door, was sitting on back seat once and it dropped about 6 inches to the floor, you could unlock the doors with a pair of scissors, shocking car. I often refused to go in it unless absolutely necessary, if I had a lift to football training in it I would get my dad to drop me about 3 streets away as I didn't want to be seen in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother had an estate version, it got used in an episode of Sorry and seized up shortly afterwards.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Not a car but worst vehicle I ever drove was a Leyland Daf van. Really crap build quality, terrible handling not surprising as wheels were like pram wheels and if you took a bend a bit fast felt like the thing was going to tip over. Plus most awkward gear stick I have ever used.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

My brother had an estate version, it got used in an episode of Sorry and seized up shortly afterwards. "

A sorry car for a sorry episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherpa?.

Being rear wheel drive they were great for drifting around roundabouts in the wet.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Sherpa?.

Being rear wheel drive they were great for drifting around roundabouts in the wet. "

Yes Leyland Daf van otherwise known as the sherpa. I once drifted it round a bend after it had been snowing and the road was all slushy, I was really surprised it went fast enough to drift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones at work, Convoy, surprisingly, would do a ton.

Took a while to get there and God help you if there was a bend, but a ton!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Rover 825D. Had fancied one for a while, but couldn't get rid of it quick enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see you always get asked whats the best care you've driven... or what would your fantasy car.... but me... different spin

so whats the most rubbish car you've driven"

My very first car fiesta 950cc on a y-reg I was distraught

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Lada estate, all I could afford after divorce. Legendary work horse tho. Had 12 large bales of hay on and in it once! Lost about 300 quid on it after two years , but did get ripped for driving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vauxhall astra, belmont and vectra

Hated all 3 vectra came after the belmont and astra, but really like the look of them so took a chance which faded after owning dreadful things inside,

Fav car is still the first, 1.0l original mini, still miss that car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford kuga....not bad to drive when it went but too many electrical problems. ....my better half crashed it so I got a Ford fiesta style...as a courtesy car...which in my opinion is taking the piss...oh and I was accused of having an affair as the seat belt smelt of perfume and not a good one....not my best of cars or weeks ouch

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

It was a Daewoo and words fail me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lara niva

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Merc E320 - comfy as your living room but handled like it too. Good job it was comfy given the number of times sat waiting for the AA - biggest waste of money!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citroen ax, the feel was awful and the suspension kept breaking down.

Megane 2.0 16V sport, looked nice, biggest piece of crap I ever owned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merc E320 - comfy as your living room but handled like it too"

Haha any Merc I have driven have made me slow down to keep it steady and comfy so handling became less important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat 500 2014 now guys. Feels like the old mini metro swapped it for a mini. Cooper that's when the fun started

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over a year ago

"Fiat 500 2014 now guys. Feels like the old mini metro swapped it for a mini. Cooper that's when the fun started

old fiat 126, the popcorn machine, forgot about that hateful little waste of nuts, didn't own it but driven one, once was enough

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over a year ago

"Fiat 500 2014 now guys. Feels like the old mini metro swapped it for a mini. Cooper that's when the fun started

I love the 500, they handle like they're on rails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we concluded yet that French cars take the trophy yet?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"FSO/Polski-Fiat 125P which as pretty poor in comparison to the Fiat 125 on which it was based.....

And the Fiat 124/125 weren`t exactly the best of cars in the first place. An old boss of mine reckoned he had two Polski Fiats, the one that he drove out of the showroom and the other in parts he needed to be fitted to it!

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Not seen this one yet...

Used to drive my dad's company car.. Austin montego diesel estate. Absolute pile of crap

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Sherpa?.

Being rear wheel drive they were great for drifting around roundabouts in the wet.

Yes Leyland Daf van otherwise known as the sherpa. I once drifted it round a bend after it had been snowing and the road was all slushy, I was really surprised it went fast enough to drift.

I was actually after an ex-police Freightrover bus which was the earlier version again. It would have come with the riot shields and the extra tough side windows but ..... they had a Rover V8 tucked under the bonnet! What a great vehicle for the traffic light grand prix`swith all the spotty twats in their XR3i`s excetra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a Daewoo and words fail me...

Don't Diss the woo

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Alfa Romeo GTV

Nightmare

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A BMW base model. Mutton dressed as lamb.

Truly awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiat 126!! after the women that owned it had the roof cut off and then cut in half. She then had it attached to a motorbike to make a death trap of a trike which she used to carry her kids around in.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Worse cars ever driven Cityrover and Austin Allegro gladly only for my job

Worse car i have owned Renault 12 used as much oil as petrol but always started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My driving instructor's Morris Marina.

It was a big pile of crap after I drove it into a wall!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Lots of great contenders for the worst car ever on this thread but from someone who had 25 years in the job here are a few others (mostly from the 70's)

Wartburg Knight. East Germany's finest (yes it was slightly better than a Trabant) 2 stroke engine, clouds of blue smoke, and if you didn't use the "Freewheel" on the gearbox you could quite easily blow up the engine by just decelerating from high speed.

Moskvich (spelling) This was the predecessor of the Lada, only heavier, uglier, and less reliable.

Hillman Imp and derivatives. Rear engine and one of the first experiments with alloy head. Always overheating with the resulting warped head. Also the front end was so light you had to put something very heavy in the "boot" so you could feel the steering.

Anything from the old "Chrysler France" Simca anyone? Total pieces of shit. They were eventually re-branded as Talbot (just as bad) then were taken over by Peugeot (slight improvement)

The original Jaguar XJ6. Looked great in its day and performed quite well but a complete rust bucket.

Anything Lancia. For the same reasons as the Jag.

Ditto anything Fiat or Alfa Romeo. I think the Alfasud was probably the biggest rust bucket EVER to appear on British roads.

How many of you remember that lot?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Oh and I almost forgot the Austin Maxi.

Finding the gears was like Treasure Hunt.

And the DAF variomatic with the "rubber band" auto gearbox (well they called it a gearbox.

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over a year ago

"Lots of great contenders for the worst car ever on this thread but from someone who had 25 years in the job here are a few others (mostly from the 70's)

Moskvich (spelling) This was the predecessor of the Lada, only heavier, uglier, and less reliable.

Anything from the old "Chrysler France" Simca anyone? Total pieces of shit. They were eventually re-branded as Talbot (just as bad) then were taken over by Peugeot (slight improvement)

The original Jaguar XJ6. Looked great in its day and performed quite well but a complete rust bucket.

Anything Lancia. For the same reasons as the Jag.

Ditto anything Fiat or Alfa Romeo. I think the Alfasud was probably the biggest rust bucket EVER to appear on British roads.

How many of you remember that lot?

The Alfa Sud, aside from the rust was an epic car. It's also the reason Alfa switched to galvanised metals when building cars (they were the first company to do so).

A lot of good came out of that car, I'd have one in a heartbeat.

My uncle had a Hilman Imp, he's been dead a decade or so but the car is still very much alive and in excellent working order and has required no major mechanical work in its entire life.

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over a year ago

Most overrated car I've driven a Fiat 500.

Worst build quality car I've ever owned Talbot Alpine, It started to rust the moment it was driven out of the showroom.

Most unreliable and expensive was a Land Rover discovery. The 2 years I owned it, it spent 10months in the garage having endless electrical problems. Then the gearbox was the final straw.

The most reliable cost effective car owned was a diesel rover 400. By the time we parted 250,000 miles trouble free motoring.

Currently own a grand Piccasso diesel, great ride great economy, but it has a few gremlins which I'm Happy to live with.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Lots of great contenders for the worst car ever on this thread but from someone who had 25 years in the job here are a few others (mostly from the 70's)

Moskvich (spelling) This was the predecessor of the Lada, only heavier, uglier, and less reliable.

Anything from the old "Chrysler France" Simca anyone? Total pieces of shit. They were eventually re-branded as Talbot (just as bad) then were taken over by Peugeot (slight improvement)

The original Jaguar XJ6. Looked great in its day and performed quite well but a complete rust bucket.

Anything Lancia. For the same reasons as the Jag.

Ditto anything Fiat or Alfa Romeo. I think the Alfasud was probably the biggest rust bucket EVER to appear on British roads.

How many of you remember that lot?

The Alfa Sud, aside from the rust was an epic car. It's also the reason Alfa switched to galvanised metals when building cars (they were the first company to do so).

A lot of good came out of that car, I'd have one in a heartbeat.

My uncle had a Hilman Imp, he's been dead a decade or so but the car is still very much alive and in excellent working order and has required no major mechanical work in its entire life."

I suppose with the Imp it is the exception that proves the rule. Nearly every one we had either needed engine work or had it previously done. As for the Alfasud. Maybe some good did come out of it, but not if you were one of the unfortunates that owned one that fell to bits under your feet.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A Fiat 500 as a courtesy car. I felt claustrophobic & the seats were so uncomfortable!!

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over a year ago

"Lots of great contenders for the worst car ever on this thread but from someone who had 25 years in the job here are a few others (mostly from the 70's)

Moskvich (spelling) This was the predecessor of the Lada, only heavier, uglier, and less reliable.

Anything from the old "Chrysler France" Simca anyone? Total pieces of shit. They were eventually re-branded as Talbot (just as bad) then were taken over by Peugeot (slight improvement)

The original Jaguar XJ6. Looked great in its day and performed quite well but a complete rust bucket.

Anything Lancia. For the same reasons as the Jag.

Ditto anything Fiat or Alfa Romeo. I think the Alfasud was probably the biggest rust bucket EVER to appear on British roads.

How many of you remember that lot?

The Alfa Sud, aside from the rust was an epic car. It's also the reason Alfa switched to galvanised metals when building cars (they were the first company to do so).

A lot of good came out of that car, I'd have one in a heartbeat.

My uncle had a Hilman Imp, he's been dead a decade or so but the car is still very much alive and in excellent working order and has required no major mechanical work in its entire life.

Totally agree but Alfa really upped their game after the Sud. Sadly the stereotype has stuck, which is a shame because the cars are excellent when they're looked after properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original VW beetle awful thing to drive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vomit green Austin Allegro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original VW beetle awful thing to drive!!!

Nooooooooo! The old bugs were great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Marina 1800 Super Estate. Not sure what the point of the Super was, as the whole thing was shocking. Had to be bump started every time...

But then again, being 1988, could get maybe 8 of us in it and crawl to the coast... Getting home again not guaranteed...

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over a year ago

"The worst drive we had was a new renault 19 we kept it only a few months road holding was horrid didnt feel happy in it at all.

chopped it in for a renault espace. was lovely did 140 odd thousand miles in that car

What ever possessed a car manufacturer calling a car JIZZ ..?

Lol - it's JAZZ - he was taking the piss.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The original VW beetle awful thing to drive!!!

No!!!!! They were fun!! (Had 2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst car I've had was a Peugeot 207 S16

Only made 250 of them and by the time it was nearly three years old and had around 55,000 miles it was fucked. I only owned it around 6 months.

Full gearbox rebuild, clutch, piston rings, wheel bearing at the front and used to have the oil light come on every 5000 miles or so.

Handling was amazing though just a case of point it where you want to go and put your foot down

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"The worst drive we had was a new renault 19 we kept it only a few months road holding was horrid didnt feel happy in it at all.

chopped it in for a renault espace. was lovely did 140 odd thousand miles in that car

What ever possessed a car manufacturer calling a car JIZZ ..?

Lol - it's JAZZ - he was taking the piss."

Probably the worst ever example of giving a car the wrong name was the "Triumph Acclaim"

It was the first joint venture between British Leyland and Honda and was supposed to give them a foothold in the German market.

Problem was that "Triumph Acclaim" pretty much translates as "Zieg heil"

You really couldn't make it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havnt driven one, saw one once and had to shampoo my eyes immediately after,

But havnt seen it mentioned and no list of worst cars is complete without mention of the useless pram with an engine that is the Citroën 2CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we discuss the "styling" of the Citroen cactus

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By *iggy1Woman
over a year ago

DORCHESTER

A very old proton, needed to have a good run up to any hill and leaked everything from everywhere... People would leave notes On my windscreen telling me I had a leak

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Shall we discuss the "styling" of the Citroen cactus

Or lack of

Hideous thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction

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over a year ago

"Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction"

Could be any number of things. Is there a burning smell? If so the clutch might be slipping.

When was it last serviced?

Have a compression or sniff test done to rule out head gasket failure.

Is it petrol of diesel?

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over a year ago

"Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction

Could be any number of things. Is there a burning smell? If so the clutch might be slipping.

When was it last serviced?

Have a compression or sniff test done to rule out head gasket failure.

Is it petrol of diesel?

No burning smell

It's petrol

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over a year ago

"Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction

Could be any number of things. Is there a burning smell? If so the clutch might be slipping.

When was it last serviced?

Have a compression or sniff test done to rule out head gasket failure.

Is it petrol of diesel?

No burning smell

It's petrol "

Does it pick up well in other gears or do the revs rise and then fall back before it drives smoothly?

have a look in your water tank and make sure it's all clean and no oily scum on top and also take the oil cap off and check that the underside of it isn't covered in something that looks like mayonnaise... Both are classic signs of head gasket failure.

Also check the air filter isn't blocked and also check the pipes from the air filter to the I let manifold don't have splits in them.

These things are hard to diagnose on a forum with little/no information I'm afraid.

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"Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction

Could be any number of things. Is there a burning smell? If so the clutch might be slipping.

When was it last serviced?

Have a compression or sniff test done to rule out head gasket failure.

Is it petrol of diesel?

No burning smell

It's petrol

Does it pick up well in other gears or do the revs rise and then fall back before it drives smoothly?

Also check the air filter isn't blocked and also check the pipes from the air filter to the I let manifold don't have splits in them.

These things are hard to diagnose on a forum with little/no information I'm afraid."

Last time I had it serviced the mechanic said he could understand or find out why it did that

Maybe it's time for change...of car and mechanic

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over a year ago

"Any petrol heads out in Fabland know what might be causing my Peugeot 307 to not go in first gear, I have to pedal down, Rev it up or it just dawdles.

Bit dangerous when you're pulling out of a junction

Could be any number of things. Is there a burning smell? If so the clutch might be slipping.

When was it last serviced?

Have a compression or sniff test done to rule out head gasket failure.

Is it petrol of diesel?

No burning smell

It's petrol

Does it pick up well in other gears or do the revs rise and then fall back before it drives smoothly?

Also check the air filter isn't blocked and also check the pipes from the air filter to the I let manifold don't have splits in them.

These things are hard to diagnose on a forum with little/no information I'm afraid.

Last time I had it serviced the mechanic said he could understand or find out why it did that

Maybe it's time for change...of car and mechanic "

If it's only affecting 1st then it's either a compression, air/fuel or gearbox fault. All are some to diagnose with the car in front of you.

I should also point out that it's French, so definitely time for a new car!

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