FabSwingers.com forum: A night to myself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay. A very rare evening to myself Jools has gone out with our daughter leaving me home alone.

But what to do?

Top of my list is, eat large bowl of chilli in my underpants while watching either star wars 4,5,6 well time permitting.

Lord of them their ring's

IT crowd boxset

30 rock boxset

Porn (wank until I fall asleep which will be about 15 mins these day's)

Go swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as you've not included it in your list of options are we to assume you're already dressed in your wife's underwear.....

Hey..... it's just what guys do,,,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Star Wars and beer....or porn and wanking....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm going to have a bath, then watch bake Off extra Slice, then crack open a bottle of mead.

But then I spend nearly every night alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would if I knew it would fit but there is about 40kgs weight difference between us.

Think she may realise when she puts them on and they baggy as fook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a night alone, having spent this week confined with family on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming, then some IT crowd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Wars and beer....or porn and wanking....

Or bash one out to return of the jedi the famous metal bikini scene,jabba may have been a jelatanous blob but he knew how to make slaves look sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars and beer....or porn and wanking....

What's wrong with beer and porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney"

Crikey she only gone to the pub for a few hrs.

That's about 12hrs of viewing. Still may go for the two Towers.

Suitability dark and entertaining.

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

near lincoln

Boobs has gone out and left me on my own to. First time I've not had something planned in months. Tempted to watch porn then go to local pub. But it's a ten minute walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney

Crikey she only gone to the pub for a few hrs.

That's about 12hrs of viewing. Still may go for the two Towers.

Suitability dark and entertaining. "

Maybe she will join you in watching it. I would if I came home and Marc was watching it

But I would have a cider instead of a beer

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney

Crikey she only gone to the pub for a few hrs.

That's about 12hrs of viewing. Still may go for the two Towers.

Suitability dark and entertaining.

Maybe she will join you in watching it. I would if I came home and Marc was watching it

But I would have a cider instead of a beer

-Courtney"

Omg Courtney I have just checked your profile pic's.

I would not be watching TV with you in the room.

Damn you is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney

Crikey she only gone to the pub for a few hrs.

That's about 12hrs of viewing. Still may go for the two Towers.

Suitability dark and entertaining.

Maybe she will join you in watching it. I would if I came home and Marc was watching it

But I would have a cider instead of a beer

-Courtney

Omg Courtney I have just checked your profile pic's.

I would not be watching TV with you in the room.

Damn you is fine

Thanks.

But what if I really wanted to watch Lord of the Rings?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I vote Lord of the Rings. The director't cut, full trilogy. Beer, popcorn, sorted.

-Courtney

Crikey she only gone to the pub for a few hrs.

That's about 12hrs of viewing. Still may go for the two Towers.

Suitability dark and entertaining.

Maybe she will join you in watching it. I would if I came home and Marc was watching it

But I would have a cider instead of a beer

-Courtney

Omg Courtney I have just checked your profile pic's.

I would not be watching TV with you in the room.

Damn you is fine

Thanks.

But what if I really wanted to watch Lord of the Rings?!?

Well that's what doggy position was invented for, can both watch TV at same time

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