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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Come to see my mum as my nan is in hospital following our holiday last week.

Just pulled up at mums and realised I've bought the wrong set of car keys so now have to wait outside busting for a wee till she gets home as I dint have a key on this set - they are my running keys!

I would go to the hospital but visiting times end at 8 so would only be about 15 mins left by the time I get there, find a space and the ward and the loo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to see my mum as my nan is in hospital following our holiday last week.

Just pulled up at mums and realised I've bought the wrong set of car keys so now have to wait outside busting for a wee till she gets home as I dint have a key on this set - they are my running keys!

I would go to the hospital but visiting times end at 8 so would only be about 15 mins left by the time I get there, find a space and the ward and the loo lol "

Drive to the nearest pub and use theirs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local supermarket

Petrol station

Pub

Betting shop

Leisure centre

Costa

All have loo's

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I know bit that involves getting in the car again and I've been in it for sooooooo long lol

Just snuck into the garden to see of she left the conservatory open...no go grrrr

If I get desperate desperate I'll not to the pub.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Squat in the garden

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Have a pee in a near by bush

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Have a pee in a near by bush "

Mind no popular forum member from Penge is behind it, though, but if he is, accept a haribo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Squat in the garden "

I did consider it lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would have burst by now! It's been almost an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It`s easy for us, just whip it out in a secluded spot and weeeeeeee!!!!!

Blokes, tut, don`t know we`re born sometimes.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I know it is a bit late, but don't think of dripping taps, waterfalls or running water and you will be fine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It`s easy for us, just whip it out in a secluded spot and weeeeeeee!!!!!

Blokes, tut, don`t know we`re born sometimes. "

It's the main reason I have penis envy.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I would have burst by now! It's been almost an hour. "

I'm in....all sorted lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a she wee for next time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't know if they do a she bollox tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a keysafe installed for the future.

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