FabSwingers.com forum: Inappropriate children's books...

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Takes something beautiful and twist it, please.

I'll start the bidding with...

* Three Children and Shit

* Little Miss Camel Toe

* The Very Hungry Catamite

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And this actually exists LMAO

Cooking With Pooh

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-With-Pooh-Cutters-Adventures/dp/1570822611

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes something beautiful and twist it, please.

I'll start the bidding with...

* Three Children and Shit

* Little Miss Camel Toe

* The Very Hungry Catamite "

The wishing wand

Harry Potter and the order of the pimp

Slutty seven

The hardon boys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Snail and the whale becomes the Anal and the Whale

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

James and the Giant Penis?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five make Georgina airtight

Little Miss Whiplash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little old lady that swallowed some cum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who Katy did" and then "who Katy did next"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The little old lady that swallowed some cum "

Ha ha!

Little Miss Teenage Pregnancy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the jimmy saville pop up album

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James & The Giant Penis.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Charlie and the factory

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

""Who Katy did" and then "who Katy did next""

wasnt it **** *****?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Scat in the Hat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie and the factory

Charlie up the chocolate tunnel

The BBC (BFG? I'll get me coat...)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noddy Does Toyland.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice in Dungeonland.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huckleberry Fingers a nice tight wet cunt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huckleberry Fingers a nice tight wet cunt"

** hey, Huck, - Tom Saw yer !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Booty.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all going on a pussy hunt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stig of the Cum Dump

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Lord Fondles Roy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

50 shades of bbc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

50 shades of play

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret shaved garden

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

harry pothead and the professors bone.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The very hungry and greedy cuntlicker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fisting for Beginners

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the cunt of monte cristo.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Biggles and the red fanny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Scouting for boys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great Granny Gangbang

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the brible

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thomas the Wank Engine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Child's Treasury of Busta Rhymes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Tugger Goes Wild

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White and the seven inches x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Baden Powell's famous

Scouting For Boys

..oh, wait a mo'...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Winnie the Shit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

dr jeckly and mr tans your hyde.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the twatlite saga

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigknobs and broomsticks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Asterix the ghoul

The moobmins

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the rusty rings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George's Marvellous Mephthamphetamine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Women with big tits

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

a tale of two clities.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stig of the dp

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bi Curious George

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the john wayne hobbit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the lying bitch in the wardrobe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Beatrix Potter's

The Tale of Paedo Rabbit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French Oral for beginners. The story of O

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Jill a Fuckingbird

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beatrix Potter's

The Tale of Paedo Rabbit

Good one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the twat in the hat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy wanker and the bondage factory

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pop! Goes the Hamster (and other fun microwave games)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Where's g spot?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very well endowed friendly giant

Matilda - you whore.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the secret cannabis garden

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Night Daddy Went To Jail

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wombles - thieving little bastards series

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello clitty x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Children's Book of Complete Bullshit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

the infamous five.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

five go off to mein kamf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Whole new meaning to Moby Dick...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

romeo and juliet and mecutio

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Everybody Dies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"five go off to mein kamf"

Five go off to my struggle?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"five go off to mein kamf

Five go off to my struggle?"

five go off to camp. keep up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"five go off to mein kamf

Five go off to my struggle?

five go off to camp. keep up

But kampf translated into English is struggle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Paddington Gets Tanked

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

baa baa crack sheep

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe (with glory hole for Mr tumnus to stick his nob thru)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Clitty Clitty Gang Bang.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No change for this one:

When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Monty Python did a "Very Blue Peter" sketch one with spoof Peter Pervy and "it`s Val`s birthday today so tonight we`re all going to give her one!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the rings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fisting nemo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

artificial insemination,

or A.I

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

cloudy with a chance of meaty balls.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolf Harris 'beastly behaviour'

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beastly-Behaviour-More-Animal-Tales/dp/0754033805

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thunderthighbirds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie in the chocolate hole

Mother in tights (Wuthering heights)

Sense and sensuality

James loves giant peaches

Going on a bare **nt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Goldilocks and the bareback threesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my take on all the Harry Potter titles.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Boner

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Squelch

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Assbangers

Harry Potter and the Cum Goblet

Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Virgin

Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack the giant sucker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rogered Rabbit

Toad of Camel Toed Hall

Little Rimmin (Louisa M Alcott)

Rupert Bare

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Dildo

I could go on.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Biggles flies undone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

The Twats

Love this thread.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Esio's got the Trots.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sale of two titties

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Postman Pat's french letter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The little old lady that swallowed some cum "

I am howling laughing by here.

I need to get out more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oliver Pissed

Ripped my Winkle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little slut on the prairie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five go dogging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

The Vicar of Nibblesdick.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Privates Piece Full.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread