FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

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over a year ago

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Amnesia: I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas.

Narcissistic: Hark the herald angels sing about me.

Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and...

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me.

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire.

Full Personality Disorder: You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

Agoraphobia: I heard the bells on christmas day but wouldn't leave my house.

Senile Dementia: Walking in a winter wonderland, miles from my house in my slippers and robe.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned the house down.

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate.