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If you suddenly became a Rhinocerus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?

I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats one of them, a did interview go well

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London


"How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?

I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit!"

Are these the rhinos that classy laydee mentioned in another thread? Or different ones? It could be an important detail ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats one of them, a did interview go well"

Yeah, killed it find out Monday though! Didn't break a sweat thanks for tips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?

I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit!

Are these the rhinos that classy laydee mentioned in another thread? Or different ones? It could be an important detail ..."

Oh not sure for all purposes we shall say the same ones?

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

It wouldn't make much difference really.

I'd still be horny!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How did I know it would be you, OP?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I'd go to an opticians

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did I know it would be you, OP?"

Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"How did I know it would be you, OP?

Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame. "

*sighs*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"How did I know it would be you, OP?

Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.

*sighs*"

If I were a rhinoceros I'd sit on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be transported to where rhinos live in the wild or still laying on my sofa with an ear infection. If it's the latter people had better watch out. A rhino with an ear infection wouldn't be very nice to be around,and I don't think this sofa would take the weight.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well as I'm already the size of a rhino I'd just get a horn and run round butting people up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ram the hell out of tailgaters on the A1, for putting my kids life in danger. Their car would be Donald Ducked.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im staying as a giraffe!!!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I'll run away from poachers who're after my horn......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!"

No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im staying as a giraffe!!!!"

No you are not! You are a RHINOCEROS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be first on the bus,barging my way past all the rude people who don't know what queuing is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im want to be a rhinoraffe!!...i feel weird now im goin for a lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy a pink tutu with matching headwear and a sparkly wand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im want to be a rhinoraffe!!...i feel weird now im goin for a lie down"

LOVE THAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did I know it would be you, OP?

Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.

*sighs*

If I were a rhinoceros I'd sit on you. "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go to the baths then the bed showroom over THE rd to get a bed! They must know I'm coming as there's some pics of me in the Window

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If I were a rhino I'd go on the rampage! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats one of them, a did interview go well

Yeah, killed it find out Monday though! Didn't break a sweat thanks for tips "

Glad to hear it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats one of them, a did interview go well

Yeah, killed it find out Monday though! Didn't break a sweat thanks for tips

Glad to hear it! "

They called me from the office earlier, I've got the job, yeeeeah I know I'm great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably be able to swim a darn sight better so I'd enter the Olympics... Perhaps even diving as well.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Still can't get in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather stay as a giraffe and slap my neck on other giraffes necks and dominate them, in no time i'd be the king of giraffes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would eat some vegetable soup.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"I'd probably be able to swim a darn sight better so I'd enter the Olympics... Perhaps even diving as well. "

I thought that's a Hippopotamus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably be able to swim a darn sight better so I'd enter the Olympics... Perhaps even diving as well.

I thought that's a Hippopotamus.. "

ou may be right there lmao.

Seems like I might be slightly more intelligent as a rhinoceros though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!

No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos. "

At least I'm not wonky this time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!

No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos.

At least I'm not wonky this time... "

Sorry forgot to add, you lost both your back legs to a freak accident.

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