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So now it's got to be WORSE Xmas gift

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By *y_funcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Mine was when I was about 13 and I got an Elvis Presley Wallclock WHY!! I'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bldy ell can't think of anything worse than that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I must also have been about 13 my sister and i had always been strong readers, i had a reading age of 12+ when i was about seven. One of my aunties got me a brer rabbit book ffs

Oh and my ex husband decided i would like a pair of white cowboy boots, they soon went back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was in the 70's and I was bought David Soul's (Hutch from Starsky and Hutch) album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww, i really liked that. for ages i thought that was what soul music was. but i was little.

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

My ex Husband bought me a truly horrible watch one birthday so I broke the bracelet part of it so I didn't have to wear it, the last Christmas we were together I opened my pressie from him to find he had got it repaired and wrapped it up for me for Christmas. I should have listened to my Mother she always said he was a miserable tight fisted bastid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking rubix cube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube."

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so "

remove a few cubes and its possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

remove a few cubes and its possible"

ya confused it with a torchlight, ya must've been d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

remove a few cubes and its possible"

You can very carefully peel off all the stickers and restick them in the correct order. If ya that way inclined.

And no, I never ever completed a rubik's cube and I despise people who can. Fookin smart arse clever clog tosspots!

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By *eachfellaMan
over a year ago

France

Chlamydia!

... No, I haven't got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

remove a few cubes and its possible

You can very carefully peel off all the stickers and restick them in the correct order. If ya that way inclined.

And no, I never ever completed a rubik's cube and I despise people who can. Fookin smart arse clever clog tosspots! "

imagining parider and a completed cube lying next to him on the pillow smoking an after sex ciggie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

remove a few cubes and its possible

You can very carefully peel off all the stickers and restick them in the correct order. If ya that way inclined.

And no, I never ever completed a rubik's cube and I despise people who can. Fookin smart arse clever clog tosspots!

imagining parider and a completed cube lying next to him on the pillow smoking an after sex ciggie. "

He's a nice chap and all... But you really should get your meds checked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'd known Andy for a couple of years, I'd kept hinting that I'd like a ring (like us women do). A small giftbag arrived on a branch of the Christmas tree with a small gift wrapped box inside. I convinced myself it was the ring I wanted, but oh no. Christmas morning all excited I opened the box to find a bloody hairnet!!!! Took me a while to see the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got Anti Wrinkle cream one year of my ex husbands mum,i was only 25 at the time

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

2 bars of imperial leather soap and a box of broken biscuits from my late Mother-in-Law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got Anti Wrinkle cream one year of my ex husbands mum,i was only 25 at the time "

Andy always laughs at Oil of Olay advert saying it's all women want. Like he say's most of us would throw it at them if that was our main present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking rubix cube.

that's bldy impossible, u daft so n so

remove a few cubes and its possible

You can very carefully peel off all the stickers and restick them in the correct order. If ya that way inclined.

And no, I never ever completed a rubik's cube and I despise people who can. Fookin smart arse clever clog tosspots!

imagining parider and a completed cube lying next to him on the pillow smoking an after sex ciggie.

He's a nice chap and all... But you really should get your meds checked... "

u offering to play nurse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex brought me clothes...all different sizes, not one item the right size...thankfully, as there was not one item amongst them that even my mother would wear.

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