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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations. " ********** Not even then for me  | |||
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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations. "
Us older ladies have not grown up with text speak - it is kind of a different language to us
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror "There seem to be a lot of young men on fab who are very into older women. I find this so interesting because I never knew it was something so many young men are into. Good luck finding what you're looking for, OP. I think there may be a fair number of people on fab who are also into this. Perhaps not on the forums, though. -Courtney | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror
There seem to be a lot of young men on fab who are very into older women. I find this so interesting because I never knew it was something so many young men are into.
Good luck finding what you're looking for, OP. I think there may be a fair number of people on fab who are also into this.
Perhaps not on the forums, though.
-Courtney"There are plenty of women over 45 who have 35 or 40 as their upper limit. I was just taking charge and abusing him. | |||
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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations.
Us older ladies have not grown up with text speak - it is kind of a different language to us
PS And not one I actually want to learn "It goes for the men as well . We prefer to use the telephone for its intended purposes such as talking to people with | |||
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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations.
Us older ladies have not grown up with text speak - it is kind of a different language to us
PS And not one I actually want to learn
It goes for the men as well . We prefer to use the telephone for its intended purposes such as talking to people with " | |||
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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations.
Us older ladies have not grown up with text speak - it is kind of a different language to us
PS And not one I actually want to learn "is this why I get along better with older generations? 
that being said the longest relationships I have had was with younger women, one of which had better grammar and spelling than me | |||
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"My ex abused me for years .. Unfortunately not in a sexual way "sad to hear, although glad to hear that's ex | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror "Welcome. There are some older women on here who like to meet younger men,maybe put a meet request up or message a few who have lower age ranges in your area. Good luck. | |||
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"I'll hijack the thread slightly and say I'd like a slightly older lady too. "You've had at least four to my knowledge! Stop being greedy. | |||
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"I'll hijack the thread slightly and say I'd like a slightly older lady too. "Big hijack alert Who likes older guys | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "I do. When are we going out for afternoon tea? | |||
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"Not until you can write without using text abbreviations. " There ya go OP, you've found a strict mistress already | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
I do. When are we going out for afternoon tea?" yum! | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "prefer carrot cake.. | |||
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"I'll hijack the thread slightly and say I'd like a slightly older lady too.
You've had at least four to my knowledge! Stop being greedy. "Not all at once! | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake.."An unnatural abomination in the cake world | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "I had some at work yesterday. I felt sick afterwards | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
I had some at work yesterday. I felt sick afterwards "Nooooo. It must have been a bad batch | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world "but it tastes nice..  | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice.. "That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice..
That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence "best not mention dead fly cake then.. | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice..
That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence "How do you feel about parsnips, courgettes and beetroot then? I put a lovely cream cheese and lime frosting on top eat, enjoy and get fatter. | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice..
That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence
best not mention dead fly cake then.. "As long as the flies are properly dead, I can't abide alive fly cake. | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice..
That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence
best not mention dead fly cake then..
As long as the flies are properly dead, I can't abide alive fly cake. "good point all that wriggling..yuk | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
prefer carrot cake..
An unnatural abomination in the cake world
but it tastes nice..
That's no excuse. Carrot and cake don't belong in the same sentence
How do you feel about parsnips, courgettes and beetroot then? I put a lovely cream cheese and lime frosting on top eat, enjoy and get fatter. "Cream cheese and lime frosting sounds yum. I have tried beetroot cake and loved it but parsnips and courgettes are a step too far. Someone made me red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting yesterday, they are now my second favourite. | |||
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"So, has the OP found an older woman to 'make' him do everything he wants to do yet?" Why? You interested?
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"So, has the OP found an older woman to 'make' him do everything he wants to do yet?" he is probably genning up on his cake knowledge.. | |||
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"So, has the OP found an older woman to 'make' him do everything he wants to do yet? Why? You interested?
-Courtney"I do my taking control by actually taking control. I don't think that's quite what he has in mind | |||
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"May I be invited to the tea party please. Older Lady here who enjoys a slice of cake. "I think the next Fab social should be the older women's cake party. We could start a political party with that. | |||
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"Ok, I'm older and will wank him off in front of a mirror while all you lovely ladies feed me cake "But then I'd be a younger woman too. | |||
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"Ok, I'm older and will wank him off in front of a mirror while all you lovely ladies feed me cake
But then I'd be a younger woman too.
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"Ok, I'm older and will wank him off in front of a mirror while all you lovely ladies feed me cake
But then I'd be a younger woman too.
Then consider yourself on cake feeding duties young lady "I'll come along as the official older woman, but I want cake as well!! | |||
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"So, has the OP found an older woman to 'make' him do everything he wants to do yet? he is probably genning up on his cake knowledge.." Sounds like he's onto a winner if he does  | |||
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"So, has the OP found an older woman to 'make' him do everything he wants to do yet? he is probably genning up on his cake knowledge.. Sounds like he's onto a winner if he does "Also secretly bookmarking recipes to forget I've bookmarked at a later date | |||
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"On open book yesterday they were discussing how luscious descriptions of food in literature were substituted for sex ... Just saying.... "Cake and sex....as long as they're both orgasmic | |||
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"On open book yesterday they were discussing how luscious descriptions of food in literature were substituted for sex ... Just saying....
Cake and sex....as long as they're both orgasmic "It's a much better choice than the Deathstar canteen choice skety. | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it? | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it? "The sponge the naked body or both? | |||
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"On open book yesterday they were discussing how luscious descriptions of food in literature were substituted for sex ... Just saying....
Cake and sex....as long as they're both orgasmic
It's a much better choice than the Deathstar canteen choice skety.
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"How is a woman doing what you want her to do to you taking control? If you want a woman to take control, you do what she wants, you don't provide a list of what you want her to do to you! " | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it?
The sponge the naked body or both? "With a naked body like yours...mmm both | |||
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"Any older women near penge? If you got a garden we could have barbeques "What do Vikings bring to the BBQ ? | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "Waves....... | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream. "Great combination! Possibility of sex, but cake a definite! | |||
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"Any older women near penge? If you got a garden we could have barbeques
What do Vikings bring to the BBQ ?"Helmets and horns..... | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it?
The sponge the naked body or both?
With a naked body like yours...mmm both " you're only after my cake | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
Great combination! Possibility of sex, but cake a definite! "Cake is always a winner | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
Waves......."Waves back.....none of the shop bought stuff mind. | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
Waves.......
Waves back.....none of the shop bought stuff mind."Damn right, can't beat proper baking...... Reminds me of making dinner for an ex. "Fancy a curry?" She was very surprised when I made one, as opposed to throwing a plastic box full of reconstituted crap in the microwave. | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror "I can honestly say that I have never been abused by an older woman, no. | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror
I can honestly say that I have never been abused by an older woman, no."I can oblige if you feel you're missing out. Is it verbal or physical you're after? | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror
I can honestly say that I have never been abused by an older woman, no.
I can oblige if you feel you're missing out. Is it verbal or physical you're after?"Both if you're offering, I'll give you cake in return | |||
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"Would really like an older woman 2 take control and use and abuse me lol anyone else done this....id like her 2giv me a handjob in front of a full length mirror
I can honestly say that I have never been abused by an older woman, no.
I can oblige if you feel you're missing out. Is it verbal or physical you're after?
Both if you're offering, I'll give you cake in return " | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it?
The sponge the naked body or both?
With a naked body like yours...mmm both
you're only after my cake "Was hoping to have my cake and eat it | |||
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"Massive hijack alert who likes older women who like Victoria sponge with jam and buttercream.
ME!, (holds hand up enthusiastically), I know a bit late to the party but, was that sponge off of a plate or naked body and are you sharing it?
The sponge the naked body or both?
With a naked body like yours...mmm both
you're only after my cake
Was hoping to have my cake and eat it " | |||
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