FabSwingers.com forum: Best worst joke you got

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i love telling really shot jokes or even hearing them so let me here everyone's

Here is mine

Two fish in a tank

One looks at the other

The other says

"Don't look at me I don't know how to drive it"

And that's my best worst joke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a bar... ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Doctor, I've got wind can you give me something for it?

- yes, here's a kite

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My second best is

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath

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By *hil and AnnieMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Went to a zoo. It only had a dog. It was a Shitzu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come join fab its a great place for meets

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By *ndy8goldMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Had to finish with the girlfriend couldnt cope with her eczema. On. The plus side, cracking tits

Ps try the steak I'm here all week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My second best is

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath "

Lol mine!! Not forgetting whats pink and spongy

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.....

Ba dum, tsss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man-Hey baby are you wearing space pants?

Woman- what do you mean?

Man- your ass is out of this world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who talks like an owl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

Anal sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to a zoo. It only had a dog. It was a Shitzu. "

I like that one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How many PMS women does it take to change a lightbulb....

Non of your business cuntface bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come join fab its a great place for meets"

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

police station got burgled

all the thieves took were the toilets

police say they have nothing to go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do this because I'm irish...

An irish man in court is told to swear an oath..he says ok then I'm fucking innocent

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By *intin30Man
over a year ago

kent

What do they call postman pat when he is not at work???.....pat lol

why was number 6 afraid of number 7????...because 7...8....9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a train that doesn't stop at the station...

Thomas the bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A irish man goes for a lesson at his local blacksmiths, the black smith asks him have you shoe'd a horse before?

The irish fella replies" no but i once told a donkey to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back???

A stick!!

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"What do they call postman pat when he is not at work???.....pat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My second best is

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath "

Or what's brown and sticky............?

That would be.....a stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found my ice cream man dead covered in hundreds and thousands....

The police say he topped himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employer-: So Franklin why do you want to work for us?

Employee-: Because you're hiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man walks into a bar... ouch!

10 pints later

A bar walks into a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Two parrots on a perch

one says to the other

can you smell

fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of y fronts,

Usher: "what have you come as?

Bloke: A premature ejaculation"

Usher: " I can`t announce that"

Bloke: "Ok, just tell them I`ve come in me pants".

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Two chaps in a bar...one goes to the bar and says to the woman serving, 'two pints of Titley...sorry I mean Tetley'

H'e goes back to the friend with the pints and says 'I just made a terrible Freudian slip'

'What's that' asks his friend

'It's when you are thinking one thing and say another', he tells him...

The next day, in the pub again, the friend says 'I did one of those Freudian slips this morning.....I turned to my wife and said... I hate you, wish I'd never met you and you've ruined my life...i want a divorce...when what i meant to say was pass the cornflakes darling'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"A irish man goes for a lesson at his local blacksmiths, the black smith asks him have you shoe'd a horse before?

The irish fella replies" no but i once told a donkey to fuck off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man was walking through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man said "No, just having a shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many PMS women does it take to change a lightbulb....

Non of your business cuntface bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend said I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. Should have seen her face as I drove pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you tell there's been an elephant in the fridge....

Cause of the foot prints in the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a pet shop and asks if they sell wasps the shop assistant says no to which the man replies "but i saw two in the window!!".......i'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two prostitute's stood at a bus stop

One says have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before!

The other replies no, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two peanuts walking down the street. One was a salted.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full

My favourite joke for years apologies everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full

My favourite joke for years apologies everyone"

What do you call a Yugoslavian prostitute?

Slobberdown Mycockyoubitch

(Only those of a certain age will get it)

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I know someone who talks like an owl."

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 fish in a tank

Who's driving?

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