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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is all

Damn police photo fits

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

OP goes first :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do so many men take miserable selfies? We know men cannot multi-task but this is taking the Mickey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP goes first :P"

Can you not see me smiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some advice from a girl about my (he) pics. She said not to smile, said to go for the Godfather look (as she called it). Hate taking face pics, never know whether to look at the camera, or to the distance, smile or frown. So my face pics are all of the above lol.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"OP goes first :P

Can you not see me smiling?

Face like a slapped arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP goes first :P

Can you not see me smiling?

Face like a slapped arse!

Pfft and I fabbed one of your pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had some advice from a girl about my (he) pics. She said not to smile, said to go for the Godfather look (as she called it). Hate taking face pics, never know whether to look at the camera, or to the distance, smile or frown. So my face pics are all of the above lol. "

Great idea

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"OP goes first :P

Can you not see me smiling?

Face like a slapped arse!

Pfft and I fabbed one of your pics. "

Did you? Aww!

Thanks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"OP goes first :P

Can you not see me smiling?

Face like a slapped arse!

Pfft and I fabbed one of your pics.

Did you? Aww!

Thanks

I'd send you a face pic of my smiling but I'm outside yr age range so nehh!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That is all

Damn police photo fits

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP goes first :P

Can you not see me smiling?

Face like a slapped arse!

Pfft and I fabbed one of your pics.

Did you? Aww!

Thanks

I'd send you a face pic of my smiling but I'm outside yr age range so nehh!

:D"

I'll send you the real slapped face

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Smiling is for wimps..

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

We have had so many face pics sent to us from guys where they look like they are sat about miserable at work. Or in a dark cupboard somewhere. Also hate the ones where they are a speck in the distance .

It's their first selling point to make a good impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that."

Somehow they think a pout is better than a gorgeous smile.

It isn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that."

When I bat for the other side I'll moan about them too :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that."

Says the non smiling fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that."

Guilty....only because I can't smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I haven't got my teef in

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

My face photo has a great big smile

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

When I bat for the other side I'll moan about them too :D"

Do who is that sucking a ladies tits then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I attempt to smile, if I gives a toothy grin though, I fear looking like a cereal killer.... Dammit muesli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

When I bat for the other side I'll moan about them too :D

So who is that sucking a ladies tits then? "

Oh I can play with a woman, but I don't seek it nerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed I look like a mad nutter when I smile ....SO the grumpy look far less scary

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I attempt to smile, if I gives a toothy grin though, I fear looking like a cereal killer.... Dammit muesli"

don't smile, sexual cerial killer.

do smile, crazy cerial killer. tough choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

Says the non smiling fella!

I'm smiling in my actual face picture. Kind of (it's more of a smirk).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

Says the non smiling fella!

I'm smiling in my actual face picture. Kind of (it's more of a smirk)."

I tried to get that look for my passport, and was told no. Now that IS a photo fit week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

Says the non smiling fella!

I'm smiling in my actual face picture. Kind of (it's more of a smirk).

I tried to get that look for my passport, and was told no. Now that IS a photo fit week."

Week should be eek lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't agree more OP some men look like they want to kill you not kiss you it cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I attempt to smile, if I gives a toothy grin though, I fear looking like a cereal killer.... Dammit muesli

don't smile, sexual cerial killer.

do smile, crazy cerial killer. tough choice

Nonsmiling looking more like I'm a zombie... Must have been taken at work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've thought I was smiling in a selfie .. Then looked at it and found I wasn't

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm smiling in mine, sort of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are generally just as bad at this so don't give me that.

Says the non smiling fella!

I'm smiling in my actual face picture. Kind of (it's more of a smirk).

I tried to get that look for my passport, and was told no. Now that IS a photo fit week."

I just saw passport and IS there and got totally the wrong impression. Had to read twice before getting that confusion straight

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm kinda "half smiling" in my face pic and I find that makes me look less like a serial killer than any other facial expression...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im guilty of this. I absolutely cannot pose a smile. I just end up looking special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look in the mirror and smile and I look flippin' handsome (if I say so myself), then take a picture of it and look like a Goblin with a pool cue shoved up its arse.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I look in the mirror and smile and I look flippin' handsome (if I say so myself), then take a picture of it and look like a Goblin with a pool cue shoved up its arse."

this. im not very photogenic, ive got chompers like a news anchorman but still don't smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all

Damn police photo fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is all

Damn police photo fits

We like to see if you have nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look in the mirror and smile and I look flippin' handsome (if I say so myself), then take a picture of it and look like a Goblin with a pool cue shoved up its arse."

This is so funny I had to screenshot it. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look in the mirror and smile and I look flippin' handsome (if I say so myself), then take a picture of it and look like a Goblin with a pool cue shoved up its arse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wry smile in mine I think

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

To get a natural smile you need to ensure it reaches the eyes. A friend suggested the way to do this is to make a tit of yourself. It's quite easy.

All you do is fake laugh maniacally then take the selfie mid laugh. Try it.

The smiley pictures men post often have a woman badly cropped out hanging off their arm or resting a head on their shoulders. That puts me off as much the 1 cm of their cock and almost all of some unknown woman picture. Stop sending me pictures of other women.

Smile with your eyes and I'm putty in your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To get a natural smile you need to ensure it reaches the eyes. A friend suggested the way to do this is to make a tit of yourself. It's quite easy.

All you do is fake laugh maniacally then take the selfie mid laugh. Try it.

Smile with your eyes and I'm putty in your hands.

That's if they show their eyes. Sunglasses should be banned

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

I read that as a statement that men were smiling in my pics. Duh! THen I saw I was wrong and burst out laffing. Time to take that selfie...Easy really.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I'm totally irrestible when I smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if you do say so yourself lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

don't know what's worse, a non smiling male, or a pouting, trout faced woman.

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