FabSwingers.com forum: If you suddenly became a Giraffe?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I wouldn't fit in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start perving through bedroom windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder which witch or warlock I'd upset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick the faces of random members of the public

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I'd start perving through bedroom windows"

This was my thought too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd start perving through bedroom windows"

Although if I were a giraffe I'd probably be more interested in other giraffes than people.....I've given this too much thought haven't I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean..I would...if I was a giraffe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A giraffe is quite pedestrian really.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Aim higher, so to speak

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd rather be a tapir. Cock as long as its rear legs .. As in my son at the zoo ..daddy that animals got five legs ... Mmm so it appears son. ..so it appears.. Lucky fucking tapir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would also get scared, as I'm afraid of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"

I'd lick my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really miss bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd just do general Giraffe shit like rolls and gallops and stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd start perving through bedroom windows"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`d visit Quagmire, who else but Quagmire.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd go visit Diamondsmiles

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Remember having a conversation with someone about giraffes.I wouldn't be happy with the sex if I was a giraffe. After male trying to get female to pee in his mouth and then letting him hump her which is over very quick. Giraffes and some men have some things in common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather be a tapir. Cock as long as its rear legs .. As in my son at the zoo ..daddy that animals got five legs ... Mmm so it appears son. ..so it appears.. Lucky fucking tapir "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd start perving through bedroom windows

Although if I were a giraffe I'd probably be more interested in other giraffes than people.....I've given this too much thought haven't I??

You'd probably get neck envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giraffe is quite pedestrian really. "

You're confusing a giraffe with a zebra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"
. Imagine your life becoming so pointless that you post giraffe speculation. Not even funny. Now imagine posting a reply. Giraffe/long neck. Ha fucking Ha !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened! "

You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id try and kiss my own arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!. Imagine your life becoming so pointless that you post giraffe speculation. Not even funny. Now imagine posting a reply. Giraffe/long neck. Ha fucking Ha !"

So what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!

You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,"

Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!

You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,

Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes

Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go beat up an antelope.

Why not?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

if I was a giraffe, id wind my neck in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone gonna give themselves oral? Surprised that wasn't on there yet

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Noone gonna give themselves oral? Surprised that wasn't on there yet"

goes without saying

anybody want to see my elephant impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to be a Giraffe, I'm tired of sticking my neck out for people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!

You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,

Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes

Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what?"

Giraffe rampage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow Dr Who's scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noone gonna give themselves oral? Surprised that wasn't on there yet"

Could a giraffe give itself oral?! Your joking? Do they do it?! I'm away to YouTube, that's amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!

You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,

Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes

Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what?

Giraffe rampage!!

You can't go on a rampage. All the other giraffes have 4 legs but you've only got three. Your lop sided on the ground. Now what??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well."

I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"

The question is would you see if you could suck your own cock?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

I'd finally be able to find out what those knobbly bobs see for on my head

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Are*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!

The question is would you see if you could suck your own cock? "

Yes I would, yes I would! I'd be noshing on myself for weeks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.

I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.

Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.

I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.

Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!"

where? Across the rainbow bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be a giraffe when I was growing up. Strange childhood I had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.

I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.

Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!

where? Across the rainbow bridge?"

No his other friends duh! Nina Giraffe she is 43 years old, Jacky Giraffe 21 and Gilbert Giraffe 29. Rainbow bridge?! Please. Bit far fetched.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ive never seen a giraffes head as im too short LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive never seen a giraffes head as im too short LOL"
well then, today is your lucky day! TODAY YOU ARE A GIRAFFE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away "
do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would lick ladies tits...lol

Ow and lift the skirts up.

Ow il be a very naughty giraffe

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"ive never seen a giraffes head as im too short LOL well then, today is your lucky day! TODAY YOU ARE A GIRAFFE!"

oh yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!"

Do male giraffes always think they have a small cock, or that it's really far away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!

Do male giraffes always think they have a small cock, or that it's really far away? "

Hmmmm good question! Do the make giraffes even have foreskin?! Ohhhh I'd really love to be a giraffe

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol"

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE! "

I likr their tongues lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!

I likr their tongues lol "

My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!

I likr their tongues lol

My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!"

lm a giraffe!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!

I likr their tongues lol

My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!

lm a giraffe!! lol"

Ooo yeah run that game, yes you a giraffe, say it again but louder!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol

YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!

I likr their tongues lol

My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!

lm a giraffe!! lol

Ooo yeah run that game, yes you a giraffe, say it again but louder!"

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Dread getting a sore throat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id try and kiss my own arse

Was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dread getting a sore throat...

It's okay we've got Dr. Norma looking after us today. Like us, Dr. Norma is a giraffe also.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.

Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole new meaning to eats shoots and leaves

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.

Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao

"
ha I've become terrible, my cats will be world famous soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.

Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao

ha I've become terrible, my cats will be world famous soon

You mean they're not already? Maybe they aren't grumpy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?

You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.

I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.

Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!"

Yay!! Paha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd bat my long eyelashes and relish being really tall.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd strut!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I'd strut!

bow chica wow wow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'd strut!

bow chica wow wow

Oh yeah!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd strut!

bow chica wow wow

Are you Phineas or Ferb?

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

I'd buy a pair of binoculars so I could admire my pedicure

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'd stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

JUST TO CLARIFY EVERYONE. WE ARE NOT GIRAFFES. IT'S ALL HYPOTHETICAL.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd bump my head on the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it would depend on whether I was a straight or bisexual Giraffe......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id suck my own nob

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Go High Diving

google high diving giraffe

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Wonder if giraffes ever think being a giraffe is a pain in the neck?

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