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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i was listening to the jeremy purile show on radio 2 and he an article about how apparently cameron had made a 'dwarf' joke about the speaker of the house, john burcoe. john is 5'6", the same hieght as me. i thought "5'6" ISNT particularly short!!!"

Do you consider that height to be exceptionally short in a man?

which leads onto another question, more to the ladies; when you meet do you think the guys have lied about their height or any other attribute :D in their profile?

rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five foot six lol

Ta me that's the land a the giants

I needs steps ta be five foot six xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 6 is short for a man I think.

I'm 5ft 7 and don't play or date anyone under 5ft 10, prefer 6ft +: I likes them tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5ft 6 is short for a man I think.

I'm 5ft 7 and don't play or date anyone under 5ft 10, prefer 6ft +: I likes them tall! "

Ok ill bring me box xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's short... but not exceptionally short.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

5 ft 6 is short IMHO

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It is on the short side, i like my men tall but guess what, i was married to a guy who was 5ft 6 and Jay is 5ft 6 so alot to be said for shorter guys. I think that is the shortest ive been with and 66ft 7 is the tallest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was listening to the jeremy purile show on radio 2 and he an article about how apparently cameron had made a 'dwarf' joke about the speaker of the house, john burcoe. john is 5'6", the same hieght as me. i thought "5'6" ISNT particularly short!!!"

Do you consider that height to be exceptionally short in a man?

which leads onto another question, more to the ladies; when you meet do you think the guys have lied about their height or any other attribute :D in their profile?

rich.

"

Just shorter than me but if he is fun it would not matter.

As for the information people give, yes sometimes it can be misleading and also the pics on occasion, but mostly it's honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 66ft 7 is the tallest lol"

I like em tall but 66ft 7 would be a challenge even for me!

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

Far too big a thing is being made of this.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


" 66ft 7 is the tallest lol

I like em tall but 66ft 7 would be a challenge even for me! "

Ha ha, didnt see that lol, great typo though. Should be 6ft 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far too big a thing is being made of this."

:D:D:D:D

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

Anyone under six foot tall is a dwarf

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Tip for the day.. dont shag a dwarf with learning difficulties.. it aint big and it aint clever..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Tip for the day.. dont shag a dwarf with learning difficulties.. it aint big and it aint clever.."
LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'6 is short certainly but dwarfism is a completely different thing - it isnt just height related.

I am on 5' so theres never any men shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'6 is typical in Glasgow- move here

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

I don't believe anyone is short of for that matter tall just vertical challenged that's all.

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london


"5'6 is short certainly but dwarfism is a completely different thing - it isnt just height related.

I am on 5' so theres never any men shorter than me "

I know these 7 guys who would do a gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'6 is short certainly but dwarfism is a completely different thing - it isnt just height related.

I am on 5' so theres never any men shorter than me

I know these 7 guys who would do a gang bang"

high ho

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Everyday a man walks up very close to a lady co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her "Your hair smells nice."

After a week of this she went to see personnel and put in a sexual harrassment complaint in against him.

The personnel manager said "What's wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?

"She said" Its Keith the dwarf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HO i ho lol

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

find that most rides have a minimum height requirement. Varies per ride. red horizintal line of lipstick on bedroom door at required ride height should avoid any confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"find that most rides have a minimum height requirement. Varies per ride. red horizintal line of lipstick on bedroom door at required ride height should avoid any confusion "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was playing with a tall lady at Chams and she asked me to do doggy.

When I tried I couldn't reach

I'm 6ft, she was 5'10", but had the longest legs I've ever seen on a lady her height.

We tried with me kneeling behind her, ............... no chance

We tried with me standing and she kneeling on the bed,............. no chance again

We tried with me standing, she bending over, she even took her shaggy shoes off...................... still impossible

We finally got it on, she on her back, legs in the air and over my shoulders, and she could still prod my arse with her heels.

Next time I see her I'm taking a box to kneel on

Thats unless my legs or my cock grow a couple of inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amazing the difference a couple of inches makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'2 and no complaints yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6'2 and no complaints yet"

Do you supply your own box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5' 10 and not growing any taller .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk Crate

Usually gold top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk Crate

Usually gold top "

Think I'd need it as I may be 'dwarfed' by you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.

You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.

Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's short for me but not a dwarf. Not a nice comment Mr Cameron, but he is an idiot!

I do prefer men taller than me so in heels that's 5"9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's down the shorter end for adult males in Britain.

Yes men do lie. I had one lie once he said he was five six or five eight or sommat. He was shorter than me. Not met him since. NOT for being short but for lying.

Don't know anyone that likes a liar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.

You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.

Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go "

I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legs that go forever xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.

You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.

Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go

I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg. "

31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.

You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.

Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go

I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.

31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with "

....and I can't afford to give a away 2" start

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham


"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.

You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.

Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go

I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.

31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with

....and I can't afford to give a away 2" start "

I have 34"inside leg and 5'9 1/2"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I am good for 5ft 11 with me cowboy boots on! Lol Yee Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy whose profile stated that he was 5'11". In reality he was 5'5" ish and do you know what? It took me months to realise he was shorter than I usually like men to be!

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton


"5ft 6 is short for a man I think.

I'm 5ft 7 and don't play or date anyone under 5ft 10, prefer 6ft +: I likes them tall! "

At least there is someone the same as me about height. I'm 5' 10 and not many guys that tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have 34"inside leg and 5'9 1/2" "

Jealous here

5' 2" with a 27" inside leg. On that basis I consider myself SVC .........

Seriously Vertically Challenged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the official height is 4'10....

...or so my hairdresser told me...as well as telling me that a bomb was discovered smuggled on a plane via an order of ink cartridges.

can't remember how the two conversations were linked though...

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By *teamycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

but does height really matter as once u get horizontal it becomes irelivant.

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

A female dwarf goes into the doctors with an itchy fanny. Doc goes under her dress, snip, snip snip, 'hows that?' he says. She says 'better but still itchy'.

So he goes back under her dress and, snip snip snip, 'hows that now?' he says

'Thats great' she says, 'what did you do?'

Doc says.....

'I trimmed the fur on your Ugg boots'

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