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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() Lots of chilli? ![]() | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. ![]() Brown or white for your toast ? | |||
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"Can I get a fresh fruit salad with natural yoghurt. Cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon too. Thank you gorgeous x" On it way Sir x ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... " I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter. ![]() | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. " Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter. ![]() Up where? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Looks like you have your work cut out ![]() Nah its steady away ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up ![]() | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom ![]() How jolly obliging of you, might even let you share my marmite for that. ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() Can think of other things that do that also ![]() | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom ![]() ![]() Now there is an offer one canny not refuse ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x ![]() | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. ![]() Granary if you have it. Like a nutty taste in the mornings Thankyou ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food ![]() | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. ![]() ![]() Why of course how silly of me nuts it is ![]() | |||
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"I slept through my alarm ![]() Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe? | |||
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"Can I have two eggs, over easy, with two pieces of white toast, a veggie sausage, and some baked beans? Oh! And a coffee with milk and sugar? Thanks!! ![]() You certainly may ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha ![]() | |||
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"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk. Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please. Thanks very much. " No problem .... ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What do I need then? ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!! -Courtney | |||
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"A sausage and hashbrown bap please ![]() Is that like a teacake ![]() | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... " Hungry then ? ![]() | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better " Do you want him medium or well done? ![]() | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? ![]() That's high maintenance hunger. ![]() | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed ![]() You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? ![]() The reality is hospital porridge and a slice of cold toast. A girl can dream!!! | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? ![]() Ewwww nit good keep dreaming I say sounds so much better | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better Do you want him medium or well done? ![]() Medium please... I'm in a hurry lol | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. " On its way in a Tupperware box ![]() | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better Do you want him medium or well done? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A milky coffee and a ciggy please!" No ciggy nooooooooooooooo coffee yes no on the fags | |||
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"Mmm, thanks. Already got the tea. Bacon sandwich would be lovely, possibly soft egg - ok, make that a definite. " Bacon and egg butty it is..sauce? | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. On its way in a Tupperware box ![]() Thanks! ![]() | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. On its way in a Tupperware box ![]() ![]() Anytime ![]() | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape ![]() | |||
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"I slept through my alarm ![]() I'm trying to be good to shift some lard ![]() | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... " Now that is my kind of breakfast ![]() | |||
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"Oh that's nice of you I'll have a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese, beans and hash brown sandwich please I'm feeling a little peckish today " Little peckish???? ![]() | |||
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"Bacon bap and white coffee please xxx" Bacon butty winging its way to you | |||
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"I slept through my alarm ![]() ![]() Lard my arse ![]() | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u ![]() Do you want a side order of man with that lovely? | |||
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"I slept through my alarm ![]() ![]() ![]() It's on my belly ![]() | |||
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"I slept through my alarm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shh woman your lush | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u ![]() Mmmmm yes Pls hunny ![]() | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar ![]() On its way lovely | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch ![]() Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits? | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheeky ![]() | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch ![]() Oh yes please he has his happy smile on now ![]() | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed? ![]() | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If ya ass is hungry hell yes ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I fancy some kippers this morning with some lightly buttered granary bread please ![]() Ewww sorry too early for fish in my kitchen ..can do the bread tho ![]() | |||
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"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk. Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please. Thanks very much. No problem .... ![]() That just about hit the spot. Any chance of another cuppa please.... | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha ![]() ![]() Oh! We can't have that! Best take them off then ![]() | |||
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"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha ![]() ![]() ![]() Did. Going commando to work..these trousers are chafing wonderfully ![]() | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well ![]() | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Doesn't need cooking though just slide out of the packet. I will share with you ace ![]() | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But smoked salmon I like kippers make me ewwwwww | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awwww fank you ![]() ![]() | |||
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