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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars " Lots of chilli? | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. " Brown or white for your toast ? | |||
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"Can I get a fresh fruit salad with natural yoghurt. Cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon too. Thank you gorgeous x" On it way Sir x | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... " I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter. | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. " Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter. " Up where? | |||
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"Looks like you have your work cut out " Nah its steady away | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? " Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom " How jolly obliging of you, might even let you share my marmite for that. | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up " Can think of other things that do that also | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom How jolly obliging of you, might even let you share my marmite for that. " Now there is an offer one canny not refuse | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also " Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. Brown or white for your toast ?" Granary if you have it. Like a nutty taste in the mornings Thankyou | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x " Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food | |||
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"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving. Brown or white for your toast ? Granary if you have it. Like a nutty taste in the mornings Thankyou " Why of course how silly of me nuts it is | |||
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"I slept through my alarm Just a coffee for me please " Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe? | |||
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"Can I have two eggs, over easy, with two pieces of white toast, a veggie sausage, and some baked beans? Oh! And a coffee with milk and sugar? Thanks!! -Courtney" You certainly may | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food " Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha | |||
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"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk. Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please. Thanks very much. " No problem .... | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha " What do I need then? | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha " Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!! -Courtney | |||
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"A sausage and hashbrown bap please " Is that like a teacake | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... " Hungry then ? | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better " Do you want him medium or well done? | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? " That's high maintenance hunger. | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed " You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? " The reality is hospital porridge and a slice of cold toast. A girl can dream!!! | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... Hungry then ? The reality is hospital porridge and a slice of cold toast. A girl can dream!!! " Ewwww nit good keep dreaming I say sounds so much better | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better Do you want him medium or well done? " Medium please... I'm in a hurry lol | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. " On its way in a Tupperware box | |||
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"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better Do you want him medium or well done? Medium please... I'm in a hurry lol " | |||
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"A milky coffee and a ciggy please!" No ciggy nooooooooooooooo coffee yes no on the fags | |||
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"Mmm, thanks. Already got the tea. Bacon sandwich would be lovely, possibly soft egg - ok, make that a definite. " Bacon and egg butty it is..sauce? | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. On its way in a Tupperware box " Thanks! | |||
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"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. On its way in a Tupperware box Thanks! " Anytime | |||
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"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot... My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli. and a tea, white 2 sugars Lots of chilli? Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up Can think of other things that do that also Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!! -Courtney" Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape | |||
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"I slept through my alarm Just a coffee for me please Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?" I'm trying to be good to shift some lard | |||
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"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea..... " Now that is my kind of breakfast | |||
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"Oh that's nice of you I'll have a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese, beans and hash brown sandwich please I'm feeling a little peckish today " Little peckish???? | |||
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"Bacon bap and white coffee please xxx" Bacon butty winging its way to you | |||
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"I slept through my alarm Just a coffee for me please Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe? I'm trying to be good to shift some lard " Lard my arse | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u Xx" Do you want a side order of man with that lovely? | |||
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"I slept through my alarm Just a coffee for me please Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe? I'm trying to be good to shift some lard Lard my arse " It's on my belly | |||
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"I slept through my alarm Just a coffee for me please Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe? I'm trying to be good to shift some lard Lard my arse It's on my belly " Shh woman your lush | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u Xx Do you want a side order of man with that lovely?" Mmmmm yes Pls hunny ?Xx | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar " On its way lovely | |||
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"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars Thank u Xx Do you want a side order of man with that lovely? Mmmmm yes Pls hunny ?Xx " | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch " Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits? | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar On its way lovely " thank you oh and if you could just hitch ya apron up a bit higher too please | |||
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"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar On its way lovely thank you oh and if you could just hitch ya apron up a bit higher too please " Cheeky | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits?" Oh yes please he has his happy smile on now | |||
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"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits? Oh yes please he has his happy smile on now " | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? " Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed? | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed? " If ya ass is hungry hell yes | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed? If ya ass is hungry hell yes " | |||
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"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ???? Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed? If ya ass is hungry hell yes " | |||
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"I fancy some kippers this morning with some lightly buttered granary bread please " Ewww sorry too early for fish in my kitchen ..can do the bread tho | |||
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"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk. Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please. Thanks very much. No problem .... " That just about hit the spot. Any chance of another cuppa please.... | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis " | |||
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"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!! -Courtney Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape " Oh! We can't have that! Best take them off then -Courtney | |||
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"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!! -Courtney Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape Oh! We can't have that! Best take them off then -Courtney" Did. Going commando to work..these trousers are chafing wonderfully | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis " That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well " Doesn't need cooking though just slide out of the packet. I will share with you ace | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well " But smoked salmon I like kippers make me ewwwwww | |||
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"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well Doesn't need cooking though just slide out of the packet. I will share with you ace " Awwww fank you | |||
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