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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Same shit different thread

SUUUZZZZZYYYYYYY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeahhhh "

You STILL perving?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

part three and the latest challenge is completed...what was it again??

and some northerners call it stretch ..do they ?

educational in every sense this thread

a comedy value one and stretching..err i could come up with mr bendy man in my imagination, is that close...eeeek

ass watch continues

and bladey, wont tell us where he is......

spraying coco pops..the new hobby...or is buzzing?

i dont ride unicorns...........second thoughts, yes i do...hehe

the manners of youngsters comes into question...should get them all begging i say..jo up for giving lessons???

perving mens bottoms continues.....

god bless......bodies

rewards, wages and salary reviews comes up

apparently im doing fine..... what the heck does that mean???

tongue in cheek comments...now dont speak with your mouth full....^^

restlessness and faces that dont look like faces, plague some peoples minds

hot voices..mmmmmmm

and we are onto subcontracting on saturdays and meteor showers again...

naughty games

and pleading to not take the haribos or stationary...

get on your knees then.....lol

feeling good or not feeling good ,or feeling someone else is good....paracetamol and hugs all round

latex, lube, and sticks???...yes,,, paracetamol and hugs all round...hehe

milk your prostate...err ok if you insist...hehe

as people go get their chargers ^^

get matchsticks

and their memories...what was that again..??

and we are at the dentists and ...

open very wide please, as we move to part 4....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"part three and the latest challenge is completed...what was it again??

and some northerners call it stretch ..do they ?

educational in every sense this thread

a comedy value one and stretching..err i could come up with mr bendy man in my imagination, is that close...eeeek

ass watch continues

and bladey, wont tell us where he is......

spraying coco pops..the new hobby...or is buzzing?

i dont ride unicorns...........second thoughts, yes i do...hehe

the manners of youngsters comes into question...should get them all begging i say..jo up for giving lessons???

perving mens bottoms continues.....

god bless......bodies

rewards, wages and salary reviews comes up

apparently im doing fine..... what the heck does that mean???

tongue in cheek comments...now dont speak with your mouth full....^^

restlessness and faces that dont look like faces, plague some peoples minds

hot voices..mmmmmmm

and we are onto subcontracting on saturdays and meteor showers again...

naughty games

and pleading to not take the haribos or stationary...

get on your knees then.....lol

feeling good or not feeling good ,or feeling someone else is good....paracetamol and hugs all round

latex, lube, and sticks???...yes,,, paracetamol and hugs all round...hehe

milk your prostate...err ok if you insist...hehe

as people go get their chargers ^^

get matchsticks

and their memories...what was that again..??

and we are at the dentists and ...

open very wide please, as we move to part 4...."

Top work as always

On my knees eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no of course not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back now with a big smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no of course not "

I somehow don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back now with a big smile "

Big smile? What you been up to?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

right night then you lot xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

night suzy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back now with a big smile

Big smile? What you been up to? "

Just 3 numbers on the irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right night then you lot xxxx"

Night night miss suzy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you "

gave up i keep getting caught

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"right night then you lot xxxx"

Nighty night Suzy filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back now with a big smile

Big smile? What you been up to?

Just 3 numbers on the irish "

What does that get you nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught "

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"right night then you lot xxxx"

Night night Suzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I made it to Part 4, but I think I'll wander off. Sadly, no filthy dreams for me tonight, - I'll try hard not to dream.

Sir Daniel, your hosting was superb.

Suzy, your summaries, comments and hugs were greatly appreciated.

stretchy - whatever photo you use, your boobs are sublime.

to all nocturnalists - carry on enjoying each others' faces, boobs, bums, voices and whatever you fancy.

G'night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back now with a big smile

Big smile? What you been up to?

Just 3 numbers on the irish

What does that get you nowadays?"

Not saying publicly

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Back now with a big smile

Big smile? What you been up to?

Just 3 numbers on the irish

What does that get you nowadays?

Not saying publicly"

Congrats however much it is dude xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Well, I made it to Part 4, but I think I'll wander off. Sadly, no filthy dreams for me tonight, - I'll try hard not to dream.

Sir Daniel, your hosting was superb.

Suzy, your summaries, comments and hugs were greatly appreciated.

stretchy - whatever photo you use, your boobs are sublime.

to all nocturnalists - carry on enjoying each others' faces, boobs, bums, voices and whatever you fancy.

G'night all."

Night MrH, hope all is better tomorrow and if not tomorrow very soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I made it to Part 4, but I think I'll wander off. Sadly, no filthy dreams for me tonight, - I'll try hard not to dream.

Sir Daniel, your hosting was superb.

Suzy, your summaries, comments and hugs were greatly appreciated.

stretchy - whatever photo you use, your boobs are sublime.

to all nocturnalists - carry on enjoying each others' faces, boobs, bums, voices and whatever you fancy.

G'night all."

Nighty night filthy dreams Happy

Guess not everyone's a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? "

oh id risk it for that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back now with a big smile

Big smile? What you been up to?

Just 3 numbers on the irish

What does that get you nowadays?

Not saying publicly"

That much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha "

Bourbon?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha

Bourbon? "

Phone is charging - 2 more chances to top my other boobs avatar lol.

I have Bourbons too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma tv is giving me grief. It keeps pixelating on some channels, but not on others. Dave is fine, but I can't watch Dave ja vu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha

Bourbon?

Phone is charging - 2 more chances to top my other boobs avatar lol.

I have Bourbons too"

I've got chocolate hobnobs

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Ma tv is giving me grief. It keeps pixelating on some channels, but not on others. Dave is fine, but I can't watch Dave ja vu "

That's rubbish. The sky package I have doesn't include Dave access

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha

Bourbon?

Phone is charging - 2 more chances to top my other boobs avatar lol.

I have Bourbons too

I've got chocolate hobnobs "

I also have custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. back on the night shift again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha

Bourbon?

Phone is charging - 2 more chances to top my other boobs avatar lol.

I have Bourbons too"

Bourbon jinx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ma tv is giving me grief. It keeps pixelating on some channels, but not on others. Dave is fine, but I can't watch Dave ja vu "

That's weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no of course not

I somehow don't believe you

gave up i keep getting caught

Daren't you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? oh id risk it for that hahaha

Bourbon?

Phone is charging - 2 more chances to top my other boobs avatar lol.

I have Bourbons too

I've got chocolate hobnobs "

You win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol"

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again "

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her "

Oh I want some now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you? "

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Evening h+h

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now "

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Hello gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some. "

Just 3 n half for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks "

I feel your pain dude, my last one tonight thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

Just 3 n half for me "

Don't rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks

I feel your pain dude, my last one tonight thank fuck "

Yup got a couple of days off after this one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ma tv is giving me grief. It keeps pixelating on some channels, but not on others. Dave is fine, but I can't watch Dave ja vu

That's rubbish. The sky package I have doesn't include Dave access"

This is just Freeview, have got a Sky+ box but am not subscribing to them again as I'm moving soon and am going for Virgin again which I can't get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hello gorgeous xx "

Hey lovely man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Evening h+h "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

Just 3 n half for me

Don't rub it in "

What the Worcester sauce

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all "

Howdy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing? "

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Evening h+h "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hello gorgeous xx

Hey lovely man "

How are you feeling x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks

I feel your pain dude, my last one tonight thank fuck

Yup got a couple of days off after this one "

Best feeling ever when you finish, just contemplating whether to stay up and have an early night tonight or go to bed...hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x"

Evening stretchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ma tv is giving me grief. It keeps pixelating on some channels, but not on others. Dave is fine, but I can't watch Dave ja vu

That's rubbish. The sky package I have doesn't include Dave access

This is just Freeview, have got a Sky+ box but am not subscribing to them again as I'm moving soon and am going for Virgin again which I can't get here "

Virgin is way better than Sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hello gorgeous xx

Hey lovely man

How are you feeling x"

Sore but not to bad, how's the nights going

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy "

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

Just 3 n half for me

Don't rub it in

What the Worcester sauce "

Git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake "

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

Just 3 n half for me

Don't rub it in

What the Worcester sauce

Git "

Thought we were mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?"

Not to bad hun....you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?"

Same as usual, plodding along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that? "

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now im being teased with bourbons last night it was cheese on toast lol

Mmmm cheese on toast, where's Voddy when you need her

Oh I want some now

Damn it still got just under 5 hours till I can make some.

Just 3 n half for me

Don't rub it in

What the Worcester sauce

Git

Thought we were mates "

We are you just had to mention the w word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along "

You answering the wrong 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol "

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?"

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps? "

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nite"

Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!"

What exam??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nite"

Good evening and erm...goodnight Ad

You working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks

I feel your pain dude, my last one tonight thank fuck

Yup got a couple of days off after this one

Best feeling ever when you finish, just contemplating whether to stay up and have an early night tonight or go to bed...hmmmm "

Lol sleep sounds good unless I get a better offer

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??"

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep"

Mrs. H

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. back on the night shift again

Good evening Mr. Fluffy

How's things with you?

Hi Dan. Apart from being at work, I'm good thanks

I feel your pain dude, my last one tonight thank fuck

Yup got a couple of days off after this one

Best feeling ever when you finish, just contemplating whether to stay up and have an early night tonight or go to bed...hmmmm

Lol sleep sounds good unless I get a better offer "

Sleep does sound good right now tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school."

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H "

What you did ask

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great "

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask "

Technically yes I did didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!"

Is that you need to get? fingers crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!"

Still got everything crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I "

A lady never lies

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Is that you need to get? fingers crossed for you "

I don't need to get it but my pride and ego will be damaged if I haven't got that or higher lol. It wouldn't look good either lol. The person helping 'your child' not doing well in the subject they're helping 'your child' with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies "

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1 "

Are well we all make mistakes

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you "

Thank you lovely man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man"

Let us know how you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Is that you need to get? fingers crossed for you

I don't need to get it but my pride and ego will be damaged if I haven't got that or higher lol. It wouldn't look good either lol. The person helping 'your child' not doing well in the subject they're helping 'your child' with. "

Haha yeah I see what you mean, I'm sure you'll have done great though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire "

Haha I might be

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do. "

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep fingers crossed here also for you stretchy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes "

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do.

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night."

What time do you find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going"

Only 3 more shifts to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do.

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night."

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

Haha I might be"

Ooer missus

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do.

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night.

What time do you find out"

I should get them emailed to me this morning sometime

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Yep fingers crossed here also for you stretchy x"

Thanks sexy butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do "

Is this not you last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

Haha I might be

Ooer missus "

I'm lovely really.......honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do.

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night.

What time do you find out

I should get them emailed to me this morning sometime"

Will keep a look out

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you?

Nervous 12 hours til I get my exam results!!!

What exam??

I did AS English Lit this year to help me be better at doing my job. I'm a teaching assistant attached to the English dept of a secondary school.

Awww well good luck, I'm sure you've done great

Hope so. I'm going to look like a right door handle if I haven't got at least a B!

Still got everything crossed for you

Thank you lovely man

Let us know how you do.

I'll make it my status tomorrow as I won't be in the roll call tomorrow night.

What time do you find out

I should get them emailed to me this morning sometime

Will keep a look out "

Aww fanks, you're all so lovely x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Just a quick call in to say hi, but I'm off to bed now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night "

Is mine

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Just a quick call in to say hi, but I'm off to bed now. "

hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a quick call in to say hi, but I'm off to bed now. "

Good evening and erm..goodnight Mr. Centaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a quick call in to say hi, but I'm off to bed now. "

Hi.......again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine "

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

Haha I might be

Ooer missus

I'm lovely really.......honest "

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong "

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce "

Ooooer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

Haha I might be

Ooer missus

I'm lovely really.......honest

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol "

Haha

Were both lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce "

Worcestershire sauce do I want to know

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

How's this one Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's this one Dan?"

You need to put it in public so we can see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening Mrs. H

You're up late, how you doing?

Evening Dan

Went to sleep earlier, was trying to be good and staying away so I could get some sleep buy now I'm wife awake

Bless you Wife awake? What's that?

Haha bloody phone, I suppose I would be wife awake if me and the OH were married lol

Conjured up all sorts of ideas then Would wife awake mean you are awake all dutifully to tend to his needs while he sleeps?

Haha maybe but I tended to them before he went to sleep

Mrs. H

What you did ask

Technically yes I did didn't I

A lady never lies

You sleep standing up

Aaarrrgghhh you're a vampire

Haha I might be

Ooer missus

I'm lovely really.......honest

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely "

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's this one Dan?"

Can't see on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you "

Awwww fanks

I had to shorten it it was to long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce

Worcestershire sauce do I want to know "

We were saying how we really fancied cheese on toast again and I can't make any till 7 so PP mentioned the W sauce (my favourite) and made the wait even more frustrating lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's this one Dan?

Can't see on my phone "

Me neither

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"How's this one Dan?

You need to put it in public so we can see "

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce

Worcestershire sauce do I want to know

We were saying how we really fancied cheese on toast again and I can't make any till 7 so PP mentioned the W sauce (my favourite) and made the wait even more frustrating lol "

Ahhhh not what I was thinking then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you

Awwww fanks

I had to shorten it it was to long "

Ooooh matron

I go into Carry On mode on here I can't help it its innuendo central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's this one Dan?

You need to put it in public so we can see

Better?"

I always put avatars in public so people can see what they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's this one Dan?

You need to put it in public so we can see

Better?"

Its very nice but you know what I'm going to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Is mine

Don't rub it in for him

that could sound so wrong

Payback for the Worcestershire sauce

Worcestershire sauce do I want to know

We were saying how we really fancied cheese on toast again and I can't make any till 7 so PP mentioned the W sauce (my favourite) and made the wait even more frustrating lol

Ahhhh not what I was thinking then "

I dread to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you

Awwww fanks

I had to shorten it it was to long

Ooooh matron

I go into Carry On mode on here I can't help it its innuendo central "

That's the great thing about reading post, you make out of them what you want to and everyone else gets to see who the naughty 1s are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you

Awwww fanks

I had to shorten it it was to long

Ooooh matron

I go into Carry On mode on here I can't help it its innuendo central

That's the great thing about reading post, you make out of them what you want to and everyone else gets to see who the naughty 1s are "

IT'S A TRAAAPPPP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think "

You should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I hope so or 2nd October could be awkward lol

Haha

Were both lovely

Of course you are, you come across as being very lovely bless you

Awwww fanks

I had to shorten it it was to long

Ooooh matron

I go into Carry On mode on here I can't help it its innuendo central

That's the great thing about reading post, you make out of them what you want to and everyone else gets to see who the naughty 1s are

IT'S A TRAAAPPPP!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should "

Mind working overtime now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now "

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously "

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

The lightning has just started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night "

Nope it should have been but someone rang in sick so I've take advantage of it and got Sunday off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started "

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell "

I'm keeping stum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell "

I'd like to know that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Howdy x

Evening stretchy

How are you?

Not to bad hun....you? Same as usual, plodding along

You answering the wrong 1

Are well we all make mistakes

I'll ask you on this 1 then......how's the nights going

Only 3 more shifts to do

Is this not you last night

Nope it should have been but someone rang in sick so I've take advantage of it and got Sunday off now "

That's good but feel sorry for you doing so many in a row

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off "

And now thunder eeck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum "

You can't just say something like that and then not say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'd like to know that as well "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum "

That's a first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck"

Need a thunder buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

That's a first "

And I thought you were my friend

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy? "

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

"

Why can't she keep stum if she wants to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

"

All I know is its not a suitable lubricant for anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy? "

It's just gods farts

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts "

I'm not scared lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol"

I love watching lightning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

All I know is its not a suitable lubricant for anal "

I do NOT want to know how you know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

Why can't she keep stum if she wants to? "

There's just some things that need explaining

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts "

He's not farting by me

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts

He's not farting by me "

He can do it as much as he wants here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

All I know is its not a suitable lubricant for anal

I do NOT want to know how you know that "

Tried using tears first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning

Me too"

Used to like watching them from the beach as it hit the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts

He's not farting by me

He can do it as much as he wants here lol"

I love it

Love the smell of it as well

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning

Me too

Used to like watching them from the beach as it hit the sea "

It has an interesting effect on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

All I know is its not a suitable lubricant for anal

I do NOT want to know how you know that

Tried using tears first "

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts

He's not farting by me "

Where's your sense of adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

It's just gods farts

He's not farting by me

Where's your sense of adventure "

Haha

I do love gods farts though

man that sounds wrong

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning

Me too

Used to like watching them from the beach as it hit the sea "

It has a different effect on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I dread to think

You should

Mind working overtime now

I had visions of Worcestershire success being used in other ways, not between you and PP obviously

How would you use Worcestershire sauce in other ways do tell

I'm keeping stum

You can't just say something like that and then not say

All I know is its not a suitable lubricant for anal

I do NOT want to know how you know that

Tried using tears first

What "

Its a Jimmy Carr joke

"Remember tears aren't a suitable lubricant for anal sex"

Been watching him tonight as I go to see him live on the 29th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning

Me too

Used to like watching them from the beach as it hit the sea

It has a different effect on me "

Oh do tell

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will someone come and sort this midge out that keeps pissing me right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lightning has just started

All quiet here so far, supposed to be hammering it down today apparently. That's about right for my first day off

And now thunder eeck

Need a thunder buddy?

I'd love one even though I don't get scared lol

I love watching lightning

Me too

Used to like watching them from the beach as it hit the sea

It has a different effect on me "

Oh really

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