FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's have it, what really does you head in? Can be anything, I'm hoping for something comical and strange. I'll start with trying to find the start of the sellotape! Drives me crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who park cars on footpaths ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fishermen who block off public walk ways with all their shit

pregnant women who smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rude people period!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd need an entire new forum to answer this.

signed,

Miss A. Grumpy-Old-Woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd need an entire new forum to answer this.

signed,

Miss A. Grumpy-Old-Woman"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drivers who pull over and just open their door on me while I'm over taking on my bike

drivers who over take me then cut me up turning left

infact just fecking drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The atseholes near me that never close their gate and it bangs constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that cant spell arseholes.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours pets!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cat shit in my garden, courtesy of next door's menagerie.

Makes me retch cleaning it up before I mow, then inevitably wipe the mower on some that I didn't see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young, fit and healthy people parking in disabled/parent and toddler parking spots because they can't be arsed walking the further 20 yards from the normal parking spaces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists that think they own the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single grumpy old women.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbours dog barked every night and kept me awake. So last night I climbed over the fence and grabbed the dog and put it in my garden.

See how they fucking like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius....dognapping

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Single grumpy old women.lol"

Pttthhhhrrrrrpppp *blows raspberries*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today at work it was people eating yoghurt & scraping the bottom of the pot with their spoon to get every effing bit out

And yawning loudly every two friggin' minutes.

I was ready to punch their lights out.

I was pretty chilled today apart from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy large breasted women who make me smile...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol."

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM

A German shepherd who craps in my garden every morning at 7 30..

Then 15mins later his dog does the same...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

people eating with their mouths open.

people parking in disabled bays with no blue badges.

drivers who haven't a clue how to indicate or use a roundabout.

middle lane hoggers.

people who assume fat people are fat from over eating and being lazy.

shops that aren't wheelchair friendly inside or don't even have access into the shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who chew gum

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have been quite chilled today too, except when I was stuck behind a refrigerated truck and late for an appointment at the dentist.

I was ten minutes late in the end but the dentist still saw me and proclaimed my teeth to be in very good condition.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

Do they keep it a work fridge before they eat it, just out of curiosity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

Do they keep it a work fridge before they eat it, just out of curiosity?"

Yes, a brand spanking new fridge

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

Do they keep it a work fridge before they eat it, just out of curiosity?

Yes, a brand spanking new fridge

Syringe, very thin hypodermic needles, laxative liquid.

Let's see how they feel about yoghurt then...

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

People who put their feet on the seat opposite them on trains,

Cyclists on the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

Do they keep it a work fridge before they eat it, just out of curiosity?

Yes, a brand spanking new fridge

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"People who park cars on footpaths ....

We hate that too !

Rude people

My ex husband !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that eats any form of yogurt is obvious deluded and insane...avoid them unless they are rich and single..if so eat yogurt....yes i am shallow...

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

humans! couldn't you just. .. grrrr

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

People who steal original jokes and then act as if it is their own material.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My god what have I started? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need for details......yogurt was enough. Lol.

The problem is I told them how annoying I found it so now they'll do it even more to really piss me off

Do they keep it a work fridge before they eat it, just out of curiosity?

Yes, a brand spanking new fridge

Syringe, very thin hypodermic needles, laxative liquid.

Let's see how they feel about yoghurt then..."

I like your thinking. Now, where do I get a very thin hypodermic needle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"humans! couldn't you just. .. grrrr"

regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German shepherd who craps in my garden every morning at 7 30..

Then 15mins later his dog does the same...

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hes called klaus..german shepherd my foot..he went to the sheep dog trials and was found guilty!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing gum with their mouths open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"humans! couldn't you just. .. grrrr

regularly "
talking feet lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rudeness, swallowing an insect accidently and that bit of skin on the outside of your fingernail. ( hangnail) ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That talking bear on the Greek inspired Muller rice advert.... WTF is that about,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists who think a canal tow PATH is a cycle TRACK !!!!

Ignorant and Arrogant !!!

Other cyclists are available I'm sure

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By *edfred77Couple
over a year ago

warrington

People who pick up dog poo..then throw the bag in the bushs..!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cyclists who think a canal tow PATH is a cycle TRACK !!!!

Ignorant and Arrogant !!!

Other cyclists are available I'm sure "

Or cyclists blocking your route home on a tight country lane grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who spit in the street.

People who drop litter on the floor.

Long dirty fingernails on men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who leave a shop & stand in the doorway before deciding where they want to go.

MOVE, GODDAMMIT

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By *edfred77Couple
over a year ago

warrington

Smokers out side pubs!!!why should i have to walk through it to get in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who push in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god!!!!!! Im all of the above...except the muller rice bear...thats just plain weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long hairs all over my shaver / toothbrush...and I know they can't be mine anymore!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

People (usually a woman) who forget they're about to get on public transport, holding everyone else up, spending ages rummaging around in their enormous bag for their Oyster/pass.

Tits who play their music through tinny headphones with the sound so loud everyone can hear their nonsense of choice.

Anyone over the age of 12 using "lol".

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"People (usually a woman) who forget they're about to get on public transport, holding everyone else up, spending ages rummaging around in their enormous bag for their Oyster/pass.

Tits who play their music through tinny headphones with the sound so loud everyone can hear their nonsense of choice.

Anyone over the age of 12 using "lol"."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People queuing in supermarkets who take forever to find their purse/wallets.

God, I sound like a right impatient cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishonesty, however it is dressed up.

Terrible grammar and / or spelling in a professional context.

People who aren't open minded or have no logic in argument - like racists etc.

People who leave you hanging on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flippin football season. there are other sports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative people , but I don't hate them I just feel a tad sorry for them .

#hopenothate

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

ASSumptions

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

people starting topics where I agre with every entry.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"Young, fit and healthy people parking in disabled/parent and toddler parking spots because they can't be arsed walking the further 20 yards from the normal parking spaces."

parents who think they should get special privileges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flippin football season. there are other sports!"

What?!

How dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flippin football season. there are other sports!"

Sure there are even some good ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young, fit and healthy people parking in disabled/parent and toddler parking spots because they can't be arsed walking the further 20 yards from the normal parking spaces.

parents who think they should get special privileges. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People trying to get on the train instead of letting you get off first !!!

Pisses me the hell off !!!

I wait to let other people off first before I get on, I want the same in return...

Grrrrrrr gets on my last nerve !

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

People (usually young men) who drive their car leaning on the door at a stupid angle, if they have a base ball cap on then that's even more

and if the cap is on backwards then that's just nobbish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My next door neighbours dog barked every night and kept me awake. So last night I climbed over the fence and grabbed the dog and put it in my garden.

See how they fucking like it

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hahahaha...genuinely genuinely hilariously funny

excellent

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Young, fit and healthy people parking in disabled/parent and toddler parking spots because they can't be arsed walking the further 20 yards from the normal parking spaces.

parents who think they should get special privileges. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driver's going through a puddle on purpose !! you end up soaked grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J's sister

J's mom

J's other sister

Bad internet connection

People putting pics of their kids doing average stuff on fb then making a huge deal of it...... This is a start to what gets on my tits!!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Countdowns on Facebook to weddings, school holidays, holidays in general.

People who write "as" instead of "has".

Having to chase people up or remind them of things cos they can't be arsed owning and making use of a diary.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

The stray cat that walked into my house had a piss but I caught the bastard and gave it swimming lessons in the fish pond

not been back since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill fitting, poorly constructed attire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drivers who pull over and just open their door on me while I'm over taking on my bike

drivers who over take me then cut me up turning left

infact just fecking drivers

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

My neighbours arguing i can hear them at an eve constantly then im having to constantly pause my tivo when watching a program i recorded which im trying to watch an i keep being distubed due to raised voices.

So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My next door neighbours dog barked every night and kept me awake. So last night I climbed over the fence and grabbed the dog and put it in my garden.

See how they fucking like it

hahahaha...genuinely genuinely hilariously funny

excellent"
glad someone got it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Waiting in queues
"People who push in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists who ride on the pavement

Middle lane hoggers

People who write "no" instead of "know", "there" instead of "their", "except" instead of "accept", etc. (They are not dyslexic; just cannot be arsed to use the right word)

Motorbikes with loud exhausts in town

People who equate bareback sex with Russian roulette (if you do, watch The Deerhunter again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who park cars on footpaths ....

Agree, especially when i used to push a double buggy. Bastoodoo`s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically its people who start a sentance with the word basically and finish it with innit...innit?

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