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By *hrobj OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I literally opened a thesaurus today, trying to rummage through the internet for sex/porn/kink ideas that I've missed!

Any news genres taken your fancy lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinosaur porn?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

vajankle and the monkey pube one?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Dinosaur porn? "

A friend sent me some pterodactyl porn years ago.

It was very strange and rather amusing.

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By *hrobj OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

The one starring Diplodickus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

"

Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I tend to favour European swinging club vids, as they trigger memories as well as fantasies.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it "

And the other half are massage porn!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it

And the other half are massage porn! "

Food and massage together... I want some of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it

And the other half are massage porn!

Food and massage together... I want some of that.

"

Fuck it...form an orderly queue. Food orders taken by PM

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok. "

As long as its brown sauce x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x"

Of course!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x"

Erm, you don't have time to eat. Get back to the massage and feeding me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x"

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce."

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"

In exchange for massage you can have pretty much whatever is in my power to obtain with your bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon

In exchange for massage you can have pretty much whatever is in my power to obtain with your bacon. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"

Sounds awesome. Love bacon and chilli.

Like a good Muslim girl should!

Xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think I might like chilli mushrooms & bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon

Sounds awesome. Love bacon and chilli.

Like a good Muslim girl should!

Xxxx

"

With some fried halloumi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn cocktail. ..nice with iceberg lettuce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn cocktail. ..nice with iceberg lettuce. "

And drizzled with the sauce from a thousand islands

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"

I do! And brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want the massage.

I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.

As long as its brown sauce x

Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.

I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon

I do! And brown sauce "

**cutscene**

Thenidan and juniper looking at each other across a wildflower meadow, running happily to embrace one another. Soft focus, stars and twinkles etc. Gary Wright - Dream weaver playing in the background.

**end cutscene**

Witness the raw power of bacon and chilli mushrooms!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

"
.. Not fucking cakes again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm bacon.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.

.. Not fucking cakes again???"

Haha..saw a sploshing vid on a porn website where some guy was fucking a cake, and had a complete meltdown right in front of the camera. ..so funny I snorted my tea

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mmm bacon......."
breakfast food porn ... Yummy

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