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This is so wrong bit gotta do..p.s I'm merely playing devils advocate here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"

That's disgusting! She could have douched beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"

The bit that surprised me was did he expect to find up there ,

Maybe cup cakes or did he think something else

Pmslmao

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats what condoms are for

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

head for the bathroom

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"

I would advise him to wash it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't make an omelette without cracking eggs

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"thats what condoms are for"

Oh yeah, and that too .... missed that one, now I am going to get punished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats what condoms are for"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

I would advise him to wash it off?"

what a silly thread, wash it , wear a condom b4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's what she wanted she should have prepped. A little bit would have been a fair accident but by the sounds of it that was not the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't shoot the messenger guys lime I said devils advocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should just be grateful he didn't get sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

What did "your mate" do or say then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're gonna try anal then there are times you'll get residual faeces.

I always prepare my arse and am clean 95% of the time, but considering the digestive system works 24/7, you cannot guarantee squeaky clean 100% of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he didnt seem to complain whist fucking her

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He legged it screaming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that's the time to wipe it on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't shoot the messenger guys lime I said devils advocate "

youve already given your opinion !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He legged it screaming lol"

he legged it screaming, what a shit bag he must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

"

I wouldn't even entertain the idea of I hang emptied my bowels or douched.

Iv never had any problems when Iv prepped.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

"

Yup. I don't want any of these kind of stories in my memory bank, so I'll stick to sex like nature intended!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.

It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.

N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He legged it screaming lol"

Hardly the reaction of a mature person.

Poor woman felt self conscious as it is and his reaction was that of a pre-pubescent child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no biggie, now if he had been rimming her and pulled out a brown tongue .....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

This isn't playing devil's advocate it's just reporting what happened to an unknown couple .

He agreed to it and worse things happen at sea...apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He legged it screaming lol"

What a wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.

It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.

N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?"

They don't think of such things when they are fucking.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

Yup. I don't want any of these kind of stories in my memory bank, so I'll stick to sex like nature intended! "

Ditto never done anal without a condom on myself. Running screaming is deffo a stupid reaction how embrassed must she of felt? What a shit he was derserved it in my _iew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he forget to take the lunchbox along ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh grow up its a wee bit of fun

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.

It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.

N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?

They don't think of such things when they are fucking."

Lol. He probably believed that ladies only have rosebuds in their bottoms

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Oh grow up its a wee bit of fun"

Is that what she said to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!!!

It happens

Only a few months back I was doing the back door and my cock popped out and I got covered

Well this made me through up on her back,

bad I know but it happened!!

I was running around bedroom covered gipping!!!

She had to clean it off!! I couldn't touch me!!

A bit yes expected from time to time a lot and it's strong stomach needed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol no just can't believe how some people are taking this ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running away was a bit silly. It could have dripped on his toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought he was a red blooded male? Sounds more like a lily livered one.

It happens occasionally. Not sure what else you would expect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

That's disgusting! She could have douched beforehand "

Indeed. Preperation is vital

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lol no just can't believe how some people are taking this ffs "

You know there's a reply+quote button .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't shoot the messenger guys lime I said devils advocate

youve already given your opinion !!!"
You have mentioned "wear a condom" "twice"...only needs the once as some prefer not too.......only saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.

It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.

N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?"

Love this.

Spot on!

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

Always have some wet wipes handy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol no just can't believe how some people are taking this ffs

You know there's a reply+quote button .

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I do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche needed me thinks, common courtesy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He legged it screaming lol

he legged it screaming, what a shit bag he must be "
grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.

It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.

N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?

Love this.

Spot on!"

But according to the OP he wasnt expecting it, the lady asked.

If a lady asked me for it I would presume she knew her own body well enough..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you "

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?"

Why? Don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was eating when I read this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was eating when I read this. "

Omelette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?

Why? Don't you? "

no they poop credit card receipts

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?

Why? Don't you? "

Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Lmao....its ok for a woman to request anal on the spur of the moment. ..the males job is to make her feel like she chose the right man for the job ...spit on finger or on hole and wet it ....as u r about to cum pull half out as u do...then push it back in ..the cum helps clean it as coming out.......I once pulled out a women in anal and a rabbit dropping popped out ..she jumped off to loo when she came out she asked if there was any mess....no..I replyed as I had gathered it in a wetwipe and took it with me yo loo.......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?

Why? Don't you?

Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often."

Quite difficult to come by round here but I hear Subway are doing a rainbow and rosepetal foot long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you

That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.

Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?

Why? Don't you?

Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often.

Quite difficult to come by round here but I hear Subway are doing a rainbow and rosepetal foot long."

Really? I wonder what that's like with pickles, cheese and ranch dressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel queasy now lol. Its not happened to me thank God but the idea does put me off it most of the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing it was spontaneous.

If it's casual with a stranger then he should have though about it first and rubbered up.

If it was with a loved one... well, a bit of shit never hurt anyone.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

At least no sweetcorn then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx"

I'm sure that's what happened here....oh wait no he freaked out then told his mate who broadcast it to a whole forum as a bit of fun, then told people to grow up . I really appreciate a bit of irony with my shepherds pie

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By *olyCheshireCatMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Newsflash: bottoms are where poo comes from. It happens. Wipe/wash and move on.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Take the condom off inside out and go to bathroom. I guess that would be most practical.

Surely hardly worth having a hissy fit about.

I imagine it is a risk you take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your mate to work as a carer for a while, he would soon lose his squeamishness over poo, trust me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

At a slight tangent I was watching a video on a furry rodent site the other day and the lady was playing with anal beads. I noticed an unusual birth mark at the top of her leg then realised it wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He legged it screaming lol

he legged it screaming, what a shit bag he must be "

Shit bag? Shit shag more like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx"

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a slight tangent I was watching a video on a furry rodent site the other day and the lady was playing with anal beads. I noticed an unusual birth mark at the top of her leg then realised it wasn't "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji) "

Not vindaloo then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At a slight tangent I was watching a video on a furry rodent site the other day and the lady was playing with anal beads. I noticed an unusual birth mark at the top of her leg then realised it wasn't

Hahaha "
class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji) "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy needs to earn his brown wings and red wings. Bit childish to run off, bet she felt really shit (pun not intended) afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)

Not vindaloo then "

Could of been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I wanna shove my cock up where u poo from, pulls out u dirty bitch u shit on my dick what's he expecting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)

Noted "

Good

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up "

I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up

I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course."
you are slightly it's starting an argument for the sake of a discussion, r.e Howard stern James whale etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up

I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course."

I thought so too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He should just be grateful he didn't get sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin "

ROFLMAO!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up

I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course. you are slightly it's starting an argument for the sake of a discussion, r.e Howard stern James whale etc.."

Is it? I've completely misunderstood the word advocate then.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

nobody has suggested she suck his cock to clean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nobody has suggested she suck his cock to clean it "

Some kinky fucker would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun "

And disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun

And disgusting "
often the disgusting ones are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun

And disgusting often the disgusting ones are funny "

It's not when you've experienced it, in a way

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By *olyCheshireCatMan
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Every guy needs to earn his brown wings and red wings. Bit childish to run off, bet she felt really shit (pun not intended) afterwards. "

Hahaha earned mine alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun

And disgusting often the disgusting ones are funny

It's not when you've experienced it, in a way "
depends how you _iewed your experience. I,ve experienced it and found it amusing. We all respond differently.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"

If you are going to stick your cock in someone's arse then this is surely to be expected. Man up and deal with it. Freaking out is childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun

And disgusting often the disgusting ones are funny

It's not when you've experienced it, in a way depends how you _iewed your experience. I,ve experienced it and found it amusing. We all respond differently."

Sadly I didn't, I never said a word to him though.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

It would depend on the situation, I would never look for anal I hadn't douched beforehand but if a meet was adamant on having anal anyway then he should man up and deal with the consequences, same with if a guy wants to do really rough deep throat and then gets offended if the girl pukes.... shit happens, grow a pair and deal with it

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"He should just be grateful he didn't get sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin "

that made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He should just be grateful he didn't get sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin

that made me giggle. "

Somewhere between giggle and vomit,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?

At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?

. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx

When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)

Noted

Good "

!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Shock horror, put it up the shitter and it didn't come out smelling of Jo Malone's summer fragrance.

Whatever next....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Someone once posted the perfect comment in one of these threads:

"It's anal, shit happens".

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun "

It's my understanding too....and Google's lol.

I agree it's been funny.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My strap-on has had poop on it sometimes. I always use a condom on it anyway.

I don't see the big deal to be honest.

You put things where poop may be, you may get poop on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

If you are going to stick your cock in someone's arse then this is surely to be expected. Man up and deal with it. Freaking out is childish. "

I think that

I'm not a fan of shit but if I stick a strap on up someone's arse I'm adult enough to know where shit comes from and there will be a possibility of a mess

it's not the end of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should have got his own back and shit on her bed

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan..."

but you had a nice pebble dash finish to the bedroom wall.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My strap-on has had poop on it sometimes. I always use a condom on it anyway.

I don't see the big deal to be honest.

You put things where poop may be, you may get poop on them."

It is a bit like sticking your finger in a bee hive and moaning when you get honey on it.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...

but you had a nice pebble dash finish to the bedroom wall. "

I am still in therapy...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan..."

I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.

I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.

It was just a fart, fortunately!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...

I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.

I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.

It was just a fart, fortunately!"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...

It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...

I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.

I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.

It was just a fart, fortunately! "

I fell about laughing. He was mortified.

I quickly forgot about it but he kept reminding me by bringing it up just to beat himself up over it.

I kept telling him sex is like that sometimes. You just laugh and move on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He legged it screaming lol

he legged it screaming, what a shit bag he must be grow up "

Why do you keep telling people to grow up?

You post a "My friend" story and then add to it and people are responding. For some reason poo brings out the childish in some, like "your friend" legging it screaming.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shit happens!"

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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago

wigan/bolton

Your mate sounds like a horrible pathetic wanker. How do you think that made the woman feel?

Guess what. .people on here, even tho they are into casual sex, are human! They have natural reactions and more importantly FEELINGS. .have a bit of fucking respect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol.xxx

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol

Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.

And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.

"

Absolutely true.Douching is NOT an exact science...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up "

I read the title.

I understood the title

The people here are enlightened.

You need to formulate intelligent responses instead of put downs

You don't understand what 'devil's advocate' is.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

Agree, the op is lacking on the understanding of devils advocate.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Agree, the op is lacking on the understanding of devils advocate. "

I tried to lead him to check his understanding enabling him to save face.....my bad.

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