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Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

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The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out. "

Oh hello

where have you been? Not seen you around for ages.

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"The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am

Awww but he loves you sooo

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"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

Oh hello

where have you been? Not seen you around for ages."

Just a little break, thanks for noticing.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

two bowls of gruel

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Waitrose raspberries - my son has graduated from marks and Spencer, but really

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"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

Oh hello

where have you been? Not seen you around for ages.

Just a little break, thanks for noticing. "

Nice to have you back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"two bowls of gruel

What is this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

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"The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am

Awww but he loves you sooo

I love him to bits , he keeps me on as his PA lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
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Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

A full English breakfast baton courtesy of the green frog preston docks

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Waitrose raspberries - my son has graduated from marks and Spencer, but really"

Waitrose Mocha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

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"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off

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"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

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"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off

Me too! plus the pillow was never cold enough xx

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"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

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over a year ago

"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off

Me too! plus the pillow was never cold enough xx"

Gets far too hot too! But that's fine if a butler is around

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

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over a year ago

"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

I will get my dickie bow on

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over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

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over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Oh I don't want much

but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely

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over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I guess I'm rolling down then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off

I'm not wearing any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

I will get my dickie bow on

And the strawberries

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over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Oh I don't want much

but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely

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you can have cherries too

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over a year ago

With cream.on a silver platter

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"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off

I'm not wearing any

You're safe then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Oh I don't want much

but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely

you can have cherries too

In excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

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over a year ago

"With cream.on a silver platter

You know how to treat a lady

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry! "

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SO MANY EMOTICONS.

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

a club in rochdale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SO MANY EMOTICONS."

Great aren't they

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My idea of indulgence comes in a bottle with "Ardbeg" written on it.

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

The wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on my chips and gravy....

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

The wine!

Sorry, it`s my poor brain.

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over a year ago

"A full English breakfast baton courtesy of the green frog preston docks"

There's a blast from the past. Haven't been there in years. Used to be a Sunday morning motorbike stop for me when I lived in Fleetwood.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

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over a year ago

"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk!

merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

The wine!

Sorry, it`s my poor brain.

It's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature

Trust you too!

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over a year ago

"I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature

Oooooh... I've had a balinese massage and it was damn good.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Chocolate fudge cake brought to me by a naked butler followed by a sexy meet

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over a year ago

Being in the presence of a soaring Maria Callas, admist the gardens of Versailles with a perfectly chilled magnum of Dom Perignon '62 at hand.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Having two people serving me Turkish delight whilst I am on my flying carpet. One is enough for anyone.

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