FabSwingers.com forum: 5 words as you see your playmate naked for the first time

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

just for fun like the 3 words after sex thread

put your clothes back on

oh my god your stunning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pleased to see me then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The gas meter is outside

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimmy that bra makes a difference

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tockingloversukCouple
over a year ago

canterbury

Where did that come from?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

damn !!! Yet another wet dream

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Come to papa"......... "No dad!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my birthday at once

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iS IT REALLY THAT BIG

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus christ is that real?

sorry I got to go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What bushey pubes you have

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That almost looks like a.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the eagle as realy landed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG Hello boys!!! x x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I hope it's a grower!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG Hello boys!!! x x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have nob-bob dangling

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got anything smalleeeeerrrrrr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I hear an echo? x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Lucy, your cock is HUGE

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sorry, didn't mean to laugh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it looks like road kill.........

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Please put them back on!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I see you've cum already

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is that available in black?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but i've just eaten!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the canary come out alive?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh!

...... I'll fetch my toys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should it be that colour

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I put heating on?!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Can I phone a friend?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just for fun like the 3 words after sex thread

put your clothes back on

oh my god your stunning"

OMFFG

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pleased to see me then

Was it ever any different

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we take our time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoar. Let the fun begin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this game for a laugh ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Let's get this party started

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

There's a name for that .......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

ok wheres beadle with his fuckin camera

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a name for that .......

There's a cure for that...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cun suck it and see.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come here you are lovely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow your not a timewaster

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Together we will make music

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

operation was a success then!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

"Oh!

...... I'll fetch my toys

Oh damn damn damn!!!! Lap top screen now covered in splurted out coffee!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

will my flymo trim them!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fly me to the moon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me right now JO

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

HELLOOOO , helloooo , hellooo , helloo hello.............

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Just remembered a dental appointment.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow is that for me ?? xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Your dad was much bigger!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mothers a right goer xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Brace yourself.... I'm going in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

MOVE!... you're blocking the telly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hurry up... corrie starts soon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up... corrie starts soon."

Lol that would be me xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That reminds me... **takes out pen and paper**.... buy bananas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It really is leopard skin!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does that need a splint

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that need a splint

I didnt realise we had met xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think I feel sick

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

put your clothes back on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd rather lick dog poo!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Get dressed, get out.... bye!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should have gone to SpecSavers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stay there, I wanna enjoy looking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You can't handle the truth!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You had me at 'hello'."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why does it cry, Smeagol?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that it

This isn't about my Partner

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The dingo took my baby!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It's turkey time.... gobble gobble"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's turkey time.... gobble gobble"

ha ha very thematic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Somewhere to hang my hat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's like a bacon butty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come to mama"

orrrrrrrrr

I know just where to put that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It IS cold in here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now say my name, bitch!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise not to bite

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it I'm stayin then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have fun!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo thats all for me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you sure this is legal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me now, or else!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!"

can I take my coat off first

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!"

ok then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

ok then

Thats only two words hun!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

ok then

Thats only two words hun!"
best stand back abit lol (is that better)x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me right now JO

"
your place or here stud x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you will

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice cock, shame about face :P

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will eat you alive

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will eat you alive"

well let me die happy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wild look out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its hot in here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *LLSEXEDUPMan
over a year ago

Reading

Must put bun in oven

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready i ride you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where are those handcuffs !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tie me up spank me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you god

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tie me up spank me

Yes please id love to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and brace yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and brace yourself

Give it to me dry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now where are those handcuffs !"

now where is that key

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has that been surgically enhanced?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah same place you used

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah same place you used

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face then !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunch? Have me for dessert!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my tongue inside you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can i have more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thank you god

you will be in heven .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunch? Have me for dessert!"

I love dessert the most

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thank you god

you will be in heven .

Ho I do hope so

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there room for 1 more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes stud come over here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" yes stud come over here"

yes m'lady how would you like me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on all fours so i can

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on all fours so i can"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see my new playmate the five words that usually spring to mind are: "they've stapled through her tits!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

remember its better than wanking !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread