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Carry on from the last line :-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We were walking along the river bank last Saturday afternoon!!!!!

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over a year ago

I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...

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over a year ago


"We were walking along the river bank last Saturday afternoon!!!!! "
just after the Liecester v Sunderland match,,"Beaten 4-2 and its only the first fucking game" shall we just throw ourselves in now and get it over with"

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over a year ago


"We were walking along the river bank last Saturday afternoon!!!!! just after the Liecester v Sunderland match,,"Beaten 4-2 and its only the first fucking game" shall we just throw ourselves in now and get it over with" "

after putting aside the thoughts of suicide because relegation is inevitable , we realised the wind was picking up and the clouds were closing in!!!!

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over a year ago


"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing... "

pants designed to keep the vibrator in my...

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over a year ago


"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...

pants designed to keep the vibrator in my..."

Carry on from the LAST line silly!!

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over a year ago


"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...

pants designed to keep the vibrator in my...

Carry on from the LAST line silly!!"

As the dildo fell out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...

pants designed to keep the vibrator in my...

Carry on from the LAST line silly!!

As the dildo fell out."

We were in shock as I picked it up and noticed someone,,,

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over a year ago

Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I"

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

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over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, "

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said...."

Honestly officer it's for personal use only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

Honestly officer it's for personal use only "

Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Model if something usually seen swinging below a police horse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

Honestly officer it's for personal use only

Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a"

This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

Honestly officer it's for personal use only

Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a

This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today. "

Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

Honestly officer it's for personal use only

Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a

This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today.

Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others"

Then suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder,a puff of smoke and amongst the cacophony of sound the unicorn shaped dido appeared to come alive. Blinking it's little eyes it coughed and spluttered after years of degrading abuse and announced to all those present.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I

Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....

Honestly officer it's for personal use only

Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a

This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today.

Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others

Then suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder,a puff of smoke and amongst the cacophony of sound the unicorn shaped dido appeared to come alive. Blinking it's little eyes it coughed and spluttered after years of degrading abuse and announced to all those present....."

To whom it may concern,

My horn is long and hard

It's always free of fur

Some come one and all

And ride my

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